My son is a dumbass
Liklik: "Engie, do I have to build you a little blast chamber?" -he holds up the little machine- "I normally use those for runetesting purposes"
Something something smithy
Two Xios appear.
Both: I KNEW I shouldn't have eaten antimatter!
Something something Arena.
Engie: "No, it's fine. Just a dragonfly." *Meanwhile, in cubicle, Dragonfly Drone backs away from the More Gun copy it knocked over*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Something something smithy
Both Xios look into Engie's cubicle
Both: Hi!
Something something Arena.
My son is a dumbass
Liklik: -facepalms- "Of course we needed two of him..."
Dragonfly Drone: *Tries to fly out of the cubicle through the wall*
Engie: "GODDAMN IT, DON'T GO THAT WAY!"
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Something something smithy
Both Xios eat some more antimatter and two more appear.
4: WE ARE ONE, WE ARE MANY, WE ARE LEGION!
Something something Arena.
Engie: *Marches out of the cubicle with a GAU-8 Avenger* "And you are dead." *Opens fire, cutting the number of clones down*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Red Lagoon
Most bullets end in the ceiling after Kuzu shift avenger up. Pull it out from Engie hands and proceed use it as club against Xins
"This company has contract with EXACTLY one Xin, all others are unauthorized and imidietely will leave premises of this building!"
edited 28th Feb '15 11:21:29 AM by Tenzen12
The Absolute Madman
-Sits at her computer and ignores the whole fiasco listening to music-
"We be we baby!"
My son is a dumbass
Wolfen sits in his cubicle still sorting documents in the air
Infer glances over his shoulder, clad in a fire resistant material
The King Without a Kingdom
Snorlax can barely fit in his cubicle. <Er, I think I'm in the wrong cubicle. Assistance, please?>
It's been 3000 years…
At the heart of the world...
"God dang it! That damn wizard keeps gettin' more reports in than me!"
"Wait. What's this about a job upgrade? Well, if it helps me work harder than that wizard, then I'm all for it!"
edited 1st Mar '15 5:07:16 PM by BlackMageAnolis
The Absolute Madman
"It's just a promotion. Nothing magical about it."
-Manager comes in and talks in Charlie Brown "Wa wa wah" noise-
"What do you mean I have to wear pants?! My fur covers everything thats vital."
"We be we baby!"
Something something smithy
-Zed walks out of storage-
-he holds up a sign that reads "Time to work on this... STUFF!" and he walks into his cubicle-
Something something Arena.
The Absolute Madman
-After putting on a slutty work suit, she walks back to the cubical-
"Does anyone here know of a "Cisco Kid"?"
"We be we baby!"
The King Without a Kingdom
<Why no. Could you please help me find a bigger cubicle, Glameow human?>
It's been 3000 years…
Something something smithy
-explosions can be heard from Zed's cubicle-
-Zed installs the door that he made onto the cubicle-
Something something Arena.
Engie: "Yes, I'm sure this will work. Now just enchant the banana already!"
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Something something smithy
-Zed pokes his head into Engie's cubicle and holds up a sign that reads "...what?"-
Something something Arena.
Engie: "...It's a long story."
Dragonfly Drone: *fires a single bolt of energy into a banana*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Something something smithy
-Zed shrugs, walks back to his cubicle, and begins to install a roof-
edited 1st Mar '15 9:40:47 PM by zbse
Something something Arena.
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
Wes walks into the office.
"I have come to inform you all that the coffee machine is broken again."
My son is a dumbass
Liklik: "What did you do this time?"
Engie: *Loud crashing noise from cubicle* "OOPS!"
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.