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#1: May 20th 2014 at 1:46:08 AM

From the animation studio behind Despicable Me comes a mascot like never before. A MINION CLONE.

http://www.cartoonbrew.com/advertising/mcdonalds-introduces-new-mascot-happy-99716.html

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imadinosaur Since: Oct, 2011
#2: May 20th 2014 at 2:43:22 AM

I will be seeing that creature in my nightmares, I think. Those teeth...

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#3: May 20th 2014 at 3:18:49 AM

So that's why I no longer see Ronald Mc Donald...

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#4: May 20th 2014 at 5:33:58 AM

I think I've seen it on TV before actually. Was annoying AND creepy. Didn't realize it replaced Ronald though :(

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#5: May 20th 2014 at 7:11:01 AM

They can't get rid of Ronald Mc Donald with that thing! Everyone's favorite clown better still be in Commercials or there will be hell to pay!

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#6: May 20th 2014 at 7:12:11 AM

It's like Gary Busey in Happy Meal form.

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imadinosaur Since: Oct, 2011
#7: May 20th 2014 at 7:12:27 AM

To be fair, Ronald Mc Donald is clearly a serial killer, so I can see why they might want to replace him (paying off the cops costs money!).

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#8: May 20th 2014 at 7:16:20 AM

[up] I'd also like to thank Ronald Mc Donald for making me not fear clowns, because I have no fear of them, unlike a lot of people on the Internet and IRL...

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#9: May 20th 2014 at 7:16:28 AM

[up][up] Makes it a moot point if they replace him with The Happy Meal That Eats.

edited 20th May '14 7:16:38 AM by Mort08

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#10: May 20th 2014 at 7:18:12 AM

I mean, I like the Minions and everything, but I'm already getting tired of the Follow the Leader trend.

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#11: May 20th 2014 at 7:35:56 AM

No, the Burger King is the Stalker, to the point they lampooned it themselves. [lol] Ronald was just lame (and a Bozo rip-off.) But I still prefer him to this abomination.

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#13: May 20th 2014 at 7:36:40 AM

[up]x3 I've seen worse, but noted for victory... Good thing I don't eat at this shithole anymore. Sorry about the people who still do or are forced to, I more than am feeling for them right now, knowing the internet reactions to anything new - or simply this saddening to look at...

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imadinosaur Since: Oct, 2011
#14: May 20th 2014 at 8:45:02 AM

I'd also like to thank Ronald Mc Donald for making me not fear clowns, because I have no fear of them, unlike a lot of people on the Internet and IRL

I'm 99% sure that the vast majority of people who say they fear/hate clowns are actually fairly indifferent to them, and only repeat the meme in a sad and desperate attempt to seem interesting or funny. Like with Monty Python sketches.

edited 20th May '14 8:45:54 AM by imadinosaur

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#16: May 20th 2014 at 10:31:47 AM

Are you sure they replaced Ronald? I'm pretty sure I saw a news story recently where they gave Ronald a design touch-up recently, I don't get why they'd do that if they were just going to replace him.

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#17: May 20th 2014 at 10:41:08 AM

Wow. It's like someone at Mc Donalds heard that The Burger King was the creepiest mascot ever designed, and went, "Challenge accepted."

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NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#18: May 20th 2014 at 10:57:47 AM

We've had those guys (there are actually at least two of them, although they are identical) in our Mc Donald's TV spots for like a year or so by now.

edited 20th May '14 10:57:57 AM by NapoleonDeCheese

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#19: May 20th 2014 at 11:21:22 AM

@Lionheart 0 (10th post): Did you ignore my first post?

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DrDougsh Since: Jan, 2001
#20: May 20th 2014 at 11:44:22 AM

I may not run in terror when I see a clown, but I do find them kind of creepy and gross.

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#21: May 20th 2014 at 11:47:23 AM

But Ronald Mc Donald is a bro ;_; (that purple thing and the ... duck? female thing and hamburgler always creeped me out more than Ronald lol)

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#22: May 20th 2014 at 11:53:34 AM

:-D

edited 20th May '14 11:53:57 AM by NoName999

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#23: May 20th 2014 at 11:56:56 AM

That is one messed up looking Happy meal.Kinda creepier then the Burger King.

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#24: May 20th 2014 at 12:58:45 PM

I hate him and want to shoot him in the cardboard crotch.

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#25: May 20th 2014 at 2:46:35 PM

"Named Happy" "A MINION CLONE"...

Who bets their right arm they won't do a Pharrel "Happy" parody commercial with this thing.

Also, i'll now have to stop eating at Mc Donalds after seeing that thing.

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