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TobiasDrake Queen of Good Things, Honest (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
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#1851: Jun 29th 2016 at 7:25:05 AM

It's basically a zombie movie without the zombies. Same basic premise of, "The true monster is MAN! Everyone is a remorseless, sinister monster waiting to rip the flesh from his neighbors and would descend immediately into mass homicide at the slightest provocation! EVERYONE!!!"

A philosophy beautifully rejected in The Dark Knight.

And, as noted, the people indulging in the lawless night are basically cartoon supervillains that betray the screenwriter's complete lack of understanding for what crime is and why it happens. Most people don't want to kill people. Even many criminals don't want to kill anyone.

It's an R-rated movie aimed at edgy 13-year-olds.

edited 29th Jun '16 7:38:59 AM by TobiasDrake

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achilles_heel Since: Oct, 2013
#1852: Jun 29th 2016 at 1:47:19 PM

Yeah, most crime isn't born out of pent-up aggression towards your fellow man, and basing your entire premise on that notion is stupid.

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#1853: Jun 29th 2016 at 4:15:34 PM

Same. If anything the Purge would actually backfire considering a massive amount of Purge-related damages and thefts that the government would have to pay off.

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BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#1854: Jun 29th 2016 at 5:42:06 PM

Yeah, the biggest problem with the idea that the purge would fix crime is the fact that crimes happen because of one of two reasons:

1) Desperation

2) Disregard for the law

The purge would not get rid of crime because it addresses neither of those problems.

edited 29th Jun '16 5:43:06 PM by BaconManiac5000

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GethKnight Since: Apr, 2010
#1855: Jun 30th 2016 at 9:33:59 AM

And with a Tarzan movie is out this weekend as well:

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#1856: Jun 30th 2016 at 9:36:26 AM

I like his point that the chief gorilla is absolutely right about humans. I also love how the movie's characters, supposedly experts in primatology, can't tell apes, gorillas, and baboons apart.

edited 30th Jun '16 9:36:56 AM by Fighteer

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#1857: Jun 30th 2016 at 10:04:46 AM

pardon my french speaking upbringing but aren't gorillas apes? Coz that's what wikipedia's telling me

Aetol from France Since: Jan, 2015
#1858: Jun 30th 2016 at 10:06:44 AM

Same here, I'm pretty sure apes are a category of primates that include gorillas (and humans, incidentally).

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VeryMelon Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#1859: Jun 30th 2016 at 10:07:58 AM

God I fucking love this movie but the points on Kerchek are sound.

Lionheart0 Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
#1860: Jun 30th 2016 at 1:13:49 PM

Aww, Rosie O'Donnell dragged this poor movie into this.

That was savage. [lol]

achilles_heel Since: Oct, 2013
#1861: Jun 30th 2016 at 4:00:44 PM

Ape is a classification of primate that includes gorillas, chimpanzees, orangutans, and, depending on who you ask, gibbons. Humans are technically apes too, I think, but that's another story.

Primates can either be apes (including gibbons and humans) or monkeys. You can tell which is which by whether or not they have tails: Monkeys do, apes don't.

Also, damn, Jeremy went in on this movie. I didn't think it was that bad, but I do remember thinking, even as a little kid, that it should have ended with Tarzan going to civilization, not Jane staying in the jungle.

edited 30th Jun '16 4:01:50 PM by achilles_heel

kyun Since: Dec, 2010
#1862: Jun 30th 2016 at 7:56:20 PM

.... First Doug Walker, now this.

Reviews really don't seem to like this movie.

theLibrarian That all you got? from his own little world Since: Jul, 2009
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#1863: Jun 30th 2016 at 8:11:45 PM

What, the Tarzan coming out now, or the animated Tarzan?

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BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#1864: Jun 30th 2016 at 11:36:25 PM

The animated movie.

Which is a shame, I think it's one of Disney's better films.

edited 30th Jun '16 11:37:00 PM by BaconManiac5000

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Medigo03 Since: Sep, 2013
#1865: Jun 30th 2016 at 11:56:18 PM

I am pretty sure most people dont like Phil Collins songs

VeryMelon Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#1866: Jun 30th 2016 at 11:57:37 PM

I do. The Tarzan songs he made are some of my favorite, Son of Man in particular.

BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#1867: Jul 1st 2016 at 12:08:59 AM

[up]Medigo said that most people don't.

Which is dumb, because they're fucking amazing.

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VeryMelon Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#1868: Jul 1st 2016 at 12:31:22 AM

I know what he said. Why'd you think I answered that way?

Medigo03 Since: Sep, 2013
#1869: Jul 1st 2016 at 12:31:42 AM

It was less about how it sounded and more about how the singing was more narration and telling us how to feel

Mind you I havent seen the movie myself, I am just going of what I remember Doug saying

DrDougsh Since: Jan, 2001
#1870: Jul 1st 2016 at 12:43:23 AM

Doug Walker gave the movie a fairly positive review if I recall. I don't know what you're going on about.

BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#1871: Jul 1st 2016 at 1:21:51 AM

[up][up][up]Sorry, I misread.

[up][up]So doug's opinion = most people's opinion?

Because like, out of the dozen or so people I've heard share their opinions on Tarzan, he's the only one who's said anything negative about the Phil Collins soundtrack.

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kyun Since: Dec, 2010
#1872: Jul 1st 2016 at 9:15:12 AM

Did Phil Collins kill their dogs???

Larkmarn Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hello, I love you
#1873: Jul 1st 2016 at 9:23:52 AM

Did he say anything about how Phil Collins was actually bad, or just complaining that it was ham-fisted narration in lyric form?

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theLibrarian That all you got? from his own little world Since: Jul, 2009
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#1874: Jul 1st 2016 at 11:18:36 AM

Pretty sure it was more the narration that was the problem, not the song.

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Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#1875: Jul 1st 2016 at 12:31:31 PM

Specifically five minutes of narration in song.


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