I would usually let you in, but we just got a letter for you, You have been officially drafted by the Imperium, Welcome to the Adeptus Astartes.
Speaking of, my country once tried to draft me for a global war.
They told me to report to the recruitment office next week, I got out of the draft by going overseas and winning the war for them, In a single Day.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
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Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
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Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
phylum: incertae sedis
Sandwich posting to revive this thread.
I think I saw you borrowed one of my Thanatos-class cruisers to help. Get lost!
I ripped the literal Virgo Supercluster apart once!(Don’t worry, I put it back together afterwards) I also destroyed a Kardashev level 4 civilisation yesterday, if that first point wasn’t enough for you. ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Oh, ripping a supercluster apart’s not impressive? Then I’ll give you impressive!
Edited by IC1101 on Jan 23rd 2022 at 5:06:41 PM
Cambrian animals sure are weird, am I right?
Adora, the High Priestess
We have people here who can destroy many universes at once so get out.
I once ate the entire warhammer 40000 multiverse. I’m still hungry.
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."
Waxen Pinion
El gulp, go right in sir.
I had a vacation in the sun for ten years.
No one's going to cry on my behalf even if I'm sad...
phylum: incertae sedis
You think that’s impressive? I’ve lived in a star’s core for a billion years! And it wasn’t a small star like the Sun.🔥
Since Laniakea’s supercluster-shredding wasn’t even congratulated, let’s see if I can do any better! [EterniLaser power increased to “A gigaverse is going up in flames” setting]. 3, 2, 1, FIRE!!
[One archverse later…]
Now that I think about it, maybe my Attack Potency’s more of a 1-B…
Cambrian animals sure are weird, am I right?
The World's Least Powerful Man
I don't know who he is, so get out.
I destroyed an entire skyscraper. By just poking it.
MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
I dunno, that's pretty common in fiction so I have to say no
I once stubbed my toe and my elbow at the same time and thought it felt good
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
The Lamb
You aren't mentally right then, get out.
I beat Sonic 2... without pressing left or right!
Praise the Lamb!
The Salty Spitoon is for toughness, not skill. Get out.
I lifted the entire Grand Canyon with my tongue.
Edited by Topon on Aug 26th 2022 at 9:13:40 PM
The Big Man
That's too hard to believe! Next time you wanna exaggerate, make it more believable. You're out!
I once swam across the ocean...during hurricane season.
Brutal
MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
You must be drenched then, sorry I can't let you in.
I know who let the dogs out
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
The Lamb
That knowledge will get us attacked by the FBI! Leave immediately!
I ate several steel 8-inch nails. And lived. And then ate a Popeyes biscuit without water. Praise the Lamb!
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
You had it until you told me you chased it down with something. Try again without the second part and I might consider it.
I get swallowed whole by a whale and lived inside it for 30 years!
You get a summer pass, kill the whale to get full membership.
I killed SCP-682.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
Wrong. He's back now. Nice try tho.
I managed to tank Lysithea's Dark Spikes spell
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
phylum: incertae sedis
Next time try tanking the Devourer’s essence consuming attack. Hint: you can’t.
There’s a food place free to enter-oh, you have to be really tough to get in? Here’s how tough I am: I’ve eaten a thousand gods. Whole. And then tore a universe in two with one of their dead bodies. Not to mention I fought the Top God of my multiverse and won(barely). Keep in mind that the supercluster-shredding Laniakea did earlier wasn’t even comparable to her true power. It even puts the Ark to shame! So if I could kill the thing that destroyed an archverse multiple times over, I can kill you. So give me ownership or die!
Edited by IC1101 on Sep 3rd 2022 at 5:49:33 PM
Cambrian animals sure are weird, am I right?
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
Damn, I was about to give you the deed to the Salty Spittoon until you said "barely". You just barely missed gaining ownership, but still, you get a lifetime pass.
I cured my hemorrhoids by sitting on a landmine!
Come on in, but if you have a flair up, were throwing you out.
I Destroyed a Sukhoi Su 30 jet fighter trying to kill me . . . using only a Coka-Cola.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Logic Girl
You can come in.
I watched the beginning of Up and I only cried for ten minutes. For every low there is a high.
wrong building, Movie theaters that way.
- reg tosses you to the theater.
Im literally able to dodge bullets.
Edited by vjoi on Feb 20th 2023 at 8:39:44 AM
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
SheZow the Pal Tamer
Come in Captain America!
I literally have a gun.
Must be a robot. I’m not sure if that’s worthy or not of being allowed in, so wait here.
Speaking of Warhammer 40k… I fought the Tyranids. ALL OF THEM. And won. Did I mention I didn’t use any spaceships or large weapons?
Cambrian animals sure are weird, am I right?