Welcome to the Salty Spittoon

That ain't tough.

How tough am I? -rips off bouncer's tattoo, and some of his skin-

... *sigh* (punts him into the sun) Say hi to Mr. Sun!

You know what I can do? (contorts myself into a ball shape and rolls into several people, knocking them over like pins)

That's not the toughest, but it is pretty cool! Go on in.

I came out of my mother's womb punching the doctor!

That's disgusting! Go right in!

How tough am I? -punches guy behind me, and everyone behind me falls like dominoes-

I'll give you a one-day pass, but do that with Jaegers, and you're in.

How tough am I, you ask? I'm the guy who taught Kenshiro, Star Platinum, and The World how to do the Attack Rush. This was accomplished by dropkicking each of them through the moon and into Venus. Ora, indeed.

THAT'S NOT CANON GET THE HELL OUT

How tough am I? Check out this hairstyle! *gestures to greaser haircut*

No punks.

I taught Captain Falcon how to do the Falcon Punch. Want a demonstration? -Falcon punches the guys behind me-

edited 26th Jul '15 9:54:13 AM by powerpuffbats

Impressive. go in.

I'll have you know that I watched A documentary about the victims of Adolf Hitler's reign and his genocide of the Jews, and I didn't shed a tear.

Leave this place an never return, you heartless asshole!

I'm the assassin you hired to take of the guy who keeps killing people in this bar.

Oh, good. Go stake out the place over at the Watch Tower. We'd let you in but... We have a No Murderers policy here.

As the most powerful pirate captain of the Seven seas, I have several stories of me bravery! I fought the Craken and won! I went to the Sirens and made love to 'em both! Davy Jones fears my wrath! I drove my ship through a Whirlpool and killed it!

Go home Mr. Krabs. You're drunk.

I just want to know where the Anime convention is.

That way.

My puppy ran in here, I need to enter this place to find her.

I'm so tough that I can summon your dog as the Persona Cerberus.

That's just magic. Go to the magic bar down the road! oh,and here's your dog back.

I'm so tough, I had 2 root canals. Without any anesthesia. On the same day.

I've had 4, as has everyone in the bar. Get 2 more teeth out, then you can come in.

"Jumps. When he lands, the concrete underneath him breaks and the ground around him rises up into massive Mesa's. Avoiding the bar, of course. He points to it" That tough.

Day pass, next time I want to see you do that with rock above you as well.

ignores bouncer completely

edited 27th Jul '15 3:19:09 AM by raekuul

Nice try, asshole. Back of the line.

I'm so tough that I'm uncaring about preconceived notions of masculinity.

Well damn. Pass.

I'm so tough, I slept on a bed of nails since I was a baby.

Sleep on a bed of burning nails and you can come in.

How tough am I? I've crushed black holes with my bare hands. I've also crushed them with sheer force of will.

edited 27th Jul '15 6:40:01 AM by InfinityRyujin

I think you'd be better served over there, pal *points to Milliways*

distracts the guard by being just tough enough to impress but not tough enough to actually get in, while the last three folks sneak in

As punishment for your distraction, I'll let you in SO YOU CAN GET BEAT UP!

POLICE BUSINESS!

Gimme' a badge or amscray.

How tough am I? *rips out hangnails* I rinse my hands with raw soil and lather them with blood!

edited 27th Jul '15 4:28:11 PM by StarvingGecko

Not tough enough.

How tough am I? I broke out of prison just to go back in!

You didn't stay out? LEAVE!

POLICE BUSINESS! LET ME IN OR YOU'LL BE ARRESTED! I HAVE A SEARCH WARRANT!

Nice try, Nelson. Get outta here, punk. You're a disgrace to the uniform.

I'm so tough, when I was in a jail cell with Mike Tyson, I bit his ear off!