MobileLeprechaun
In Perpetual Finality
from Grayrock, TX
Since: Aug, 2009
Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
In Perpetual Finality
#2: Oct 14th 2013 at 11:01:30 PM
His birth parents vaporized from the sheer masculinity of his visage, so he had to be raised by the only surrogate parents fierce enough to withstand his maleness: a tiger shark and a grizzly bear.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
#3: Oct 14th 2013 at 11:39:41 PM
His uncles are Chuck Norris and Mr. T, who have taught him the ways of manliness.
Total posts: 3
He was born under a storm of fire and beards...
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