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2D jasper (thats my actual name) from beach city Since: Dec, 2014 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
jasper (thats my actual name)
#201: Jan 2nd 2015 at 1:23:57 AM

insane fans of bad memes

im not just any trash, im lapidot trash
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#202: Jan 2nd 2015 at 2:21:38 AM

Because they possess viscosity now?

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
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#203: Jan 2nd 2015 at 5:13:10 AM

Anyway, they launched an attack

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#204: Jan 2nd 2015 at 5:24:05 AM

upon common sense and decency

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
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#205: Jan 2nd 2015 at 7:20:00 AM

because it stole their bagels

Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
One just might
#206: Jan 2nd 2015 at 7:47:54 AM

meant for the orphans from

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
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WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
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#208: Jan 2nd 2015 at 8:12:07 AM

and women in the city.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
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#210: Jan 2nd 2015 at 9:25:14 AM

to the alternate dimension of

porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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#211: Jan 2nd 2015 at 11:28:15 PM

fadeless splendour, in which

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
RPGLegend Dipper fan from Mexico city Since: Mar, 2014
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#212: Jan 2nd 2015 at 11:30:28 PM

there is no hope, only

Forgiveness is beyond justice, faith is superior than hope, redemption is better than perfection and love is greater than them all.
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#213: Jan 3rd 2015 at 7:51:12 AM

mouldy potato chips condimented with

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
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#214: Jan 3rd 2015 at 7:51:59 AM

the blood of Northern mosquitos.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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#215: Jan 3rd 2015 at 7:55:52 AM

It was severely infested with

Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
One just might
#216: Jan 3rd 2015 at 8:33:25 AM

foul acid-spewing maggots that crawl

[down]It's a compound word

edited 3rd Jan '15 10:49:14 AM by Blurring

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
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#217: Jan 3rd 2015 at 9:43:40 AM

[up]THAT'S SIX WORDS YOU IMBECILE

down the necks of unwashed

BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
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#218: Jan 3rd 2015 at 10:42:46 AM

children, and while they cannot

porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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#219: Jan 3rd 2015 at 2:59:10 PM

comprehend what sort of story

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#220: Jan 3rd 2015 at 3:06:16 PM

this one will eventually become.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
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#222: Jan 4th 2015 at 7:48:16 AM

particularly sentient piece of toast

Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
One just might
#223: Jan 4th 2015 at 7:58:52 AM

that wrote a song about

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Logograph Trash bin of shielding from IN SPAAAAAAACE! Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
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#224: Jan 4th 2015 at 10:07:07 AM

it wanting to be toasted

BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...

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