Wild Ronin: Destroy All Kaiju:

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1201 ShirowShirow17th Aug 2013 10:44:07 PM from Land of maple syrup , Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Be creative
It got a 2 and a 3.

I kinda figured you saw enough low rolls...
He'd want you do be doing something awesome right now.
1202 rikalous17th Aug 2013 10:46:16 PM , Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Drift Ability? Does that actually do something?
The above post is probably not entirely serious.
1203 TheSpaceJawa17th Aug 2013 10:47:10 PM from The Equestrian Wastelands , Relationship Status: Abstaining
TEMPERED STEEL!
I checked the first page, and yes it does:

Mutual Hatred: One Kaiju who both took damage from and dealt damage to the Jaeger last turn will take +2 damage if struck on the current turn.
Beat Stuff Up Man Its pretty much exactly what it sounds like.
1204 ShirowShirow17th Aug 2013 10:47:49 PM from Land of maple syrup , Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Be creative
Check your character sheet.

I should've given you one when you beat Kiriakou so consider this belated.

Ninja Attack Drone'd.

[down] Yeah, but before you ask three shots in one round from one revolver cannon count as one attack. So basically it can trigger twice a turn.

edited 17th Aug '13 11:15:13 PM by ShirowShirow

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1205 rikalous17th Aug 2013 10:53:25 PM , Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
And that applies to each attack Wild Ronin makes, but only to Wild Ronin's attacks, I presume.

We don't really want anyone shooting at us in melee, so

Punch and kick

  • Punch kaiju with working arm
  • Kick kaiju (or headbutt. I'm flexible)
  • Things that are not jaegers attack things that are not kaiju

edited 17th Aug '13 10:53:36 PM by rikalous

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1206 kinglugia18th Aug 2013 12:12:04 AM from Wherever there's Dakka
Lover of Dakka
[X] Plan: Punch and kick

Punch kaiju with working arm

Kick kaiju (or headbutt. I'm flexible)

Things that are not jaegers attack things that are not kaiju.

We must research homing missiles next turn...
I WANT MORE DAKKA HERE DAMNIT!!!
1207 Badwolfwho18th Aug 2013 12:15:03 AM from Stardust Road
She is a brutal war machine
Punch and Kick.

Specifically have the Ninja Attack Drones attack the last bauble while everything else attacks Gororon.
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1208 TheSpaceJawa18th Aug 2013 12:59:55 AM from The Equestrian Wastelands , Relationship Status: Abstaining
TEMPERED STEEL!
What if we called 'em baubletrons or baublemobiles instead? Or is that too much of a mouthful?

There's actually a part of me that wants to call em 'Pinballs', except I don't think they're round and shiny enough for the name to work.

Otherwise, I'm good on plan Punch & Kick
Beat Stuff Up Man Its pretty much exactly what it sounds like.
1209 kinglugia18th Aug 2013 05:53:37 AM from Wherever there's Dakka
Lover of Dakka
[up]

Call them "Bubbles" then
I WANT MORE DAKKA HERE DAMNIT!!!
1210 Zarek18th Aug 2013 06:44:19 AM from Camp Half-Blood , Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Lord of the Fries
I'm good with Punch and Kick.

As for the name of the ships, baubles, bubbles, and pinballs all sound good to me. Although maybe we should think of a Japanese word to refer to them by, in keeping with the theme of "Kaiju."
1211 Badwolfwho18th Aug 2013 06:47:49 AM from Stardust Road
She is a brutal war machine
Eh, Kaiju have a mix of names anyway. You got stuff like Onibaba, Knifehead, Slattern, Otachi, Karloff, Scunner.

edited 18th Aug '13 6:48:53 AM by Badwolfwho

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1212 Zarek18th Aug 2013 06:50:30 AM from Camp Half-Blood , Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Lord of the Fries
Oh, I don't mean the names of individual Kaiju. I mean the word "Kaiju." Since it's Japanese and all.
1213 TheSpaceJawa18th Aug 2013 10:26:19 AM from The Equestrian Wastelands , Relationship Status: Abstaining
TEMPERED STEEL!
'Kaiju' is basically the Japanese word for Monster, right?

So what do the various name suggestions translate to in Japanese?
Beat Stuff Up Man Its pretty much exactly what it sounds like.
1214 rikalous18th Aug 2013 11:56:12 AM , Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
"Great beast," according to the movie.

Online translator says:
  • bubble = suihou, baburu, awa
  • pinball ~ pachinko
  • bauble is too uncommon to translate.
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1215 Bocaj18th Aug 2013 11:57:17 AM from Here , Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Chaotic Lulzy
"Guys, a squad of pachinko approaching our six!"
"NO MY CRIPPLING GAMBLING ADDICTION"

edited 18th Aug '13 11:57:28 AM by Bocaj

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1216 OmegaShadowcry18th Aug 2013 12:24:57 PM from The Surface , Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Requires More [X]
Morae?
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1217 Philosopher18th Aug 2013 02:18:42 PM from Behind the Wall
The thing with the red gold crown.
Guys lets kill these S.E.E.L.s!
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
1218 ShirowShirow18th Aug 2013 03:03:15 PM from Land of maple syrup , Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Be creative
Wild Ronin swing her left arm in again (5) but again barely manages to whiff the monstrosity. At a loss the Jaeger's right leg shoots up (7) but is blocked by two Kaiju palms. The hydraulics are not meant for this kind of motion.

Practically grinning, Gororon throws its fists forward again (6) and catches Wild Ronin with four consecutive blows (6,4,4,6) that shatter armor across the legs. Two fists slam into the exposed right arm, damaging the frame behind it.

Meanwhile the two squads of Ninja attack drones (8,4) finish off the last alien ship. As the ground corps repositions itself for a firing line, hesitant to fire into the melee.

  • Wild ronin takes 8 damage to legs!
  • Wild ronin takes 6 damage to the frame!
  • Skies clear!
He'd want you do be doing something awesome right now.
Fire goddammit!

If they can't hit the right 100 meter sized monster they need their eyes to be checked.

Just aim from the sides so if a shot misses the massive target area it doesn't put Wild Ronin in line of fire.

1220 Badwolfwho18th Aug 2013 03:10:10 PM from Stardust Road
She is a brutal war machine
This is going terribly. We don't have any ammo left do we?
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1221 ShirowShirow18th Aug 2013 03:19:42 PM from Land of maple syrup , Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Be creative
Wild Ronin doesn't. I really expected you guys to have at least one shoulder-mounted cannon by now. [lol]

This'll probably be the first time the melee-fire rules come into play. Basically, Wild Ronin makes a mobility check opposing Gororon's. If it succeeds, people can fire at Gororon with impunity. If it fails, Wild Ronin risks being struck on low rolls (1-2 usually). I was going to do the reverse of that with the UFO this turn but your high-initiative drones blew it up before it had the chance.

You can, of course, tell your troops to fire only if they have a clear shot.

[down] It does not.

edited 18th Aug '13 3:23:18 PM by ShirowShirow

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1222 Bocaj18th Aug 2013 03:22:51 PM from Here , Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Chaotic Lulzy
I wish for this kaiju to have genitalia so that we may kick it in the genitalia.

[up] WHAT IF I WISH HARDER

edited 18th Aug '13 3:24:06 PM by Bocaj

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1223 Badwolfwho18th Aug 2013 03:23:42 PM from Stardust Road
She is a brutal war machine
Alrighty then.

Plan Full Broadside and Desperate Measures.

  • Tanks fire at Gororon.
  • Jeeps fire at Gororon.
  • Railgun fire at Gororon.
  • Ninja Drones fire at Gororon's eyes.
  • Wild Ronin Judo Throws Gororon away.
    • Wild Ronin tries again if the first fails.

[up]/[up][up] Newt says Kaiju have genitalia in the book.

edited 18th Aug '13 3:25:09 PM by Badwolfwho

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1224 Kosjurake18th Aug 2013 03:26:30 PM from Tokyo LOCCENT , Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
The Wildest of Ronins
And Otachi being pregnant supports this.
1225 ShirowShirow18th Aug 2013 03:31:28 PM from Land of maple syrup , Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Be creative
And in the book and movie Wild Ronin didn't exist at all soooooo...
He'd want you do be doing something awesome right now.

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