La Lézarde
Pokemon are special creatures that live in our world. They have varying abilities and types. We take it upon ourselves to make sure they are safe.
Yeah, you don't want us to know that you are mistreating them. A bunch of those human-types learned that the hard way a long time ago!
You haven't heard of incidents like that lately, have you?
"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."
How sweet it is
"Being a Pokémon myself, that sounds all too familiar. I remember hearing commotion while resting in a desert area, and some of them were aligned with...was it Team Plasma?"
"Were you ever tired of someone?"
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Goddess of Nature
Yes, I'm tired of Koga trying to make Kagome his girl!
Miroku, when he touches my boobs or ass.
Do you have a kick-ass sword?
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
La Lézarde
Well, kind of. They tend to show up if the three of us big guys use Sacred Sword and if Keldeo uses the maneuver we taught him. It gets the job done.
Besides, do any of us look like we can even hold swords?
"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."
Goddess of Nature
No, it doesn't look like it.
I guess not. But still, a lot of demons do use swords!
Did you ever breathe in mist that ended up intoxicating you?
I'm still weirded out by that, by the way, Sango
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
18's Glomp OF DOOM
18: no. Androids can't drink that well, so don't be around me when I'm drunk.
Krillin: 18 FEMALE SAIYAN CONFIRMED, she loses it when she's angry.
18: Was that a lame joke or what?
I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
"Team Ken, baby"
"I don't get it. Bernard?" - Manny
"I don't know. Probably a reference to something. Sounds like it's just folly, if you ask me." - Bernard
"Well it isn't a very good joke if nobody gets it, is it?" - Fran
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
"I agree."
"Have any of you guys ever gone on an omnicidal rampage?"
Great blue orb of void.
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?! Which of my moronic servants had failed to keep silent about the incident with Scrapes.
How do you keep people from blurting out secrets?
edited 17th Oct '15 8:54:01 AM by manicnightmarepixie
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PAINKILLER
"Slit their throat, usually. Smothering is less messy. Or don't trust anyone to begin with."
How do you deal with annoying people?
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
Great blue orb of void.
If they´re slightly annoying my soldiers will treat them with a few boots to the face. If the fiend in question is slightly irritating I remove their voice box or other offending body part. If they´re still infuriating I´ll implant them with a brainworm and overwrite their personality.
Should I try to get a captive succubus under control or just kill her?
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Goddess of Nature
neither.
What the fuck do you mean by Succubus?
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Great blue orb of void.
It´s a female orgone eater. Orgone is potencial life energy. There are two ways of extracting it either to in contact with a being at the moment their death or the far more pleasant method...
This is a atlas of most races inhabiting the underworld. Wanna know more? Then hand over some cash. I am selling it at a good price, the last guy paid with his life for it.
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"No thanks, I'd like to live."
"Would you like to take that guy up on their offer?"
18's Glomp OF DOOM
18: Nah
Krillin: Do you know of a romantic way to spend a Saturday night?
I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
"Team Ken, baby"
"Invite her over for dinner, maybe cook a roast, watch a movie after. Something simple like that." - Manny
"Heavy drinking and talking to no one." - Bernard
"I'm also gonna go with the heavy drinking." - Fran
"How's your social life?" - Fran
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
"It mostly consists of a certain witch breaking into my library and stealing books..."
"Do you know a good method to repel burglars?"
"...Hmm... Armed response teams tend to work for most intruders in my case."
"Do people consider your height abnormal?"
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Lovely Legilimens
(Stretches her neck like a giraffe) I'm of completely normal pony height!
Are you good at keeping secrets?
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
"I guess..."
"What would you recommend I do to help with Vitamin A deficiency?"
"Team Ken, baby"
"Vitamin A? Isn't that the one that's supposed be cured by a glass of red wine a day?" - Bernard
"No, you're thinking of heart disease." - Fran
"Red wine can't cure heart disease! ...Can it?" - Manny
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
How sweet it is
"I am unfamiliar with what you humans call 'wine'. What is it?"
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64th Successor
Ignore this.
edited 17th Oct '15 8:59:19 PM by Savaget1337
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Lovely Legilimens
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It's what Berry Punch loves to drink all the time! She's always tipsy when I see her.
How many friends do you have? I have lots and lots of friends and know each and every one of them!
edited 17th Oct '15 8:59:43 PM by TroperNo9001
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
"Good question, what is a Pokemon?"