peasant
Since: Mar, 2011
#27: Jun 6th 2013 at 8:14:50 AM
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Then, wouldn't my suggestion fit the bill? It even rhymes!! 
edited 6th Jun '13 8:15:47 AM by peasant
Hi
#28: Jun 6th 2013 at 8:21:48 AM
Not so much, but that's just my parsing of it.
peasant
Since: Mar, 2011
#29: Jun 6th 2013 at 8:34:52 AM
I was phrasing it, at least in my mind, as a SOS responding to someone asking if his product works. That it can be doubly interpreted as a snarky comment makes it all the better to me.
Perhaps: "Why, it's all natural. And organic too! So, of course it's bound to be good for you!"
Hi
#30: Jun 9th 2013 at 9:28:51 PM
No consensus; locking up.
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Personally, I'd rather have something that reads like an actual SOS's sales pitch rather than a snarky comment about the situation in general.
edited 6th Jun '13 8:13:20 AM by Willbyr