"Uh... I can't tell."
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
-Dr. O'Malley's voice crackles over the intercom-
"Attention research teams Omincron-4 and Hotel-9, there's been an anomalous spatial event within Warehouse-773-G. I suggest you move your lazy posteriors over their before it vanishes. O'Malley, out."
edited 11th Jul '14 10:20:43 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
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did this thread die?
It's been almost a year since the last post, so probably
Is this a Jo Jo reference?
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should we continue posting or start a new one?
You should probably start a new one
Is this a Jo Jo reference?
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
I will revive this thread!!!
I just drink the coffee and I'm going to my office.
edited 21st Jan '16 5:39:09 AM by TheEngineer24
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PINNACLE OF MAN
I'm thirteen. Why I am even here? ~ Dr. Arcada/Dr.Telegin
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
Your skills are the best, so we recruit you.
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PINNACLE OF MAN
Skills? What skills? ~ Dr. Arcada, yet again
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
Researching,analyzing and recovering.
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Aaaaand... me? What's up with me being here?
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
I'm going to see if I can get SCP-914 to make a suit of autonomous armor. If I can, I'm going to request an experiment with SCP-158 on myself and said armor. – Dr. Davis
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
It's good to get back to testing. Who wants to help me discover the fundamental forces via SCP-294? -Dr. O'Malley
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Hell no. — Dr. Davis
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
''Well, that's what the D-class are for I suppose. Let's start with... Strong Force, I guess." -Dr. O'Malley
ADDENDUM: Well, he was molecularly disassembled. I... am not terribly surprised. Think it would work on 682? -Dr. O'Malley
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Just for the record, I wanted to ascertain that you know asking for cups of fields of physics, sciences in general, and other abstractions could, as far as we know, doom the universe. Just like letting 239 know the full extent of her power would. Oh, and would someone stop experimenting with SCP-826? That thing's dangerous. — Dr. Davis
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Bump.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"After watching a D-class drink of a cup of Temporary Hivemind, I have decided to suspend my tests on psionic powers obtained via SCP-294. I shall now move on to testing what happens when we run a drink from 294 through SCP-914." - Dr. O'Malley
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Former Human
"Why would you want to do that?" -Dr Zurita
edited 20th Jun '16 5:38:48 PM by chianticat10
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
For science, of course. Although that does beg the question of precisely which drink he plans on running through it. Anyways, I'm going to ask for permission to chill with 682 instead of trying to kill it. Hopefully, we'll start to understand just why 682 hates us and try to fix it. Just let me die if he starts dismantling me and I can't escape in time. Or if I start sharing his opinions and attempt to break him out of there and/or kill everyone. — Dr. Davis
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
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Well, uh... bye
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Nice knowing you, whoever you are. — Dr. Davis
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Dread Pirate Captain
You know, while the myriad attempts to murder SCP-682 is indeed fascinating and sometimes amusing, I'm starting to wonder if we can still extract any meaningful research data from each attempt. - Dr. Dow
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
That's the SCP. Are any of them awake?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.