#27: Aug 3rd 2013 at 11:26:39 PM
He looked at her aghast and said, "Mother! Are you off your rocker?"
"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
#28: Sep 27th 2013 at 12:53:46 PM
And the raccoon said, "Do you have change for a hostage?"
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#29: Sep 28th 2013 at 11:27:46 AM
...some kinda palsy. And that's how I saved Christmas!'
How dare you disrupt the sanctity of my soliloquy?
#30: Sep 28th 2013 at 1:03:15 PM
...and my left shoe."
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from The 1830's, but without the racists
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#31: Sep 28th 2013 at 2:22:39 PM
[[Recess so then Prickley says, "That's no kindergarder, that's my wife!]]
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Two month necro much? I'm not one to judge. I've done worse myself.
So then I said, "that's not a pigsty, that's a rocking chair!" and how right that was.