Maid of Time
goddammit stormer nobody loves you
btw dont take any of this personally im just sayin it cause thats defs how i would feel if i actually were in this situation
yo john get us the hell out of here
- me and vriska grab john's hands -
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Maid of Time
- ok vriska apparently has an arrow in her mouth so she dies again -
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
I grab John's skull, and brutally begin to rip it off.
Classic
Oh it's in effect, all right. NO ONE IS SAFE.
Have fun~!
I don't take it personally, Brah.
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
Maid of Time
hahahaha, no
pastry attempts to grab johns skull but by that time john and i are merely fading lights
vriska reappears in the hell dimension
"Shit.''
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Something something smithy
-I eat this world and digest it to a new world-
Something something Arena.
I warp there.
"What the f*ck are you doing in my house?"
Transcender of Gender
hey wait why is William hiding behind my fourth wall
also why has this place turned to hell I just finished cleaning it :(
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
Maid of Time
"I don't know, that stupid 8londe guy is the one who dumped us in here!"
"What the hell kind of house is this, anyway?"
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
I pull out an RPG launcher.
"I'M BOUT TO BAKE YOU FROM SCRATCH LIKE CARL SAGAN."
I fire the rocket launcher into Hell's roof, causing it to start to collapse suddenly.
edited 31st Mar '15 6:53:13 PM by PastryPerson
Classic
-the world collapses and reveals its new true form....Mr. Roger's Neighborhood-
-cue DUN DUN DUN-
Welcome to the neighborhood. I'm out.
-casually leaves-
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
Maid of Time
Vriska makes a face like this O_______e
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
I turn into a werewolf, pounce of Vriska, and start to tear her internal organs out.
Transcender of Gender
I am sure this new location would affect me greatly if I had any idea what it was
since I do not, I start making pancakes instead
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
Maid of Time
Hell no, she still has Ancestral Awakening activated!
SLICE!
She slashes her sword across pastry's muzzle, earning herself ALL THE LUCK and one (1) Werewolf Tooth.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
I absorb the luck, attaining instant God Tier.You're all fucked.
Maid of Time
thats not how it works dammit
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
REOFF IEYT?
edited 31st Mar '15 7:01:22 PM by PastryPerson
Transcender of Gender
I absorb Pastry into my cooking and attain a God-tier pancake.
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
WEREGODTIER PANCAKE FALCON PUNCHES YOU IN DA FOOSE This is getting out of hand.
edited 31st Mar '15 7:04:36 PM by PastryPerson
Transcender of Gender
God tier pancake fails on account of it having nothing to punch with
I mean it could flop on my face I guess but that wont do much
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
WEREPANGODCAKE FIST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE, PUNCHING MOWERE
I really get to let everything loose here, don't I?
My son is a dumbass
Lets a tree grow on anyones head (and a forest on Susanoo)
Transcender of Gender
HOLY JESUS FUCK
im glad im not mowere because that looked like it hurt
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
(notices the staff that Hail has just thrown down, sprints behind the 4th wall, and hopes to god that The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You isn't in effect)
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.