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VeniVidiPony Trained by Flim and Flam from Celestia's auto-lot Since: Jul, 2012
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#1: Dec 8th 2012 at 5:04:15 PM

Now, there are many things that parents do that outright defy understanding.

For this time of year, it would be taking a toddler to see Santa Claus.

The vast majority end up so terrified they start screaming. Mr. and Mrs. Insertnamehere have somehow decided that taking a confused two-year-old and plunking him or her in the lap of what appears to be a live bear which then looks down upon with a expression that may be hunger as 'something fun and special.'

edited 8th Dec '12 5:05:20 PM by VeniVidiPony

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SantaClaws Since: Nov, 2011
maxwellelvis Mad Scientist Wannabe from undisclosed location Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: In my bunk
Mad Scientist Wannabe
#3: Dec 8th 2012 at 7:54:56 PM

[up]This:

Of course, don't you know anything about ALCHEMY?!- Twin clones of Ivan the Great
MrsClaus Old, but looks young. from The North Pole Since: Dec, 2010
Old, but looks young.
#4: Dec 8th 2012 at 8:08:44 PM

Be fortunate it's not the real thing those kids are seeing.

Haldo Indecisive pumpkin from Never never land Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Indecisive pumpkin
#5: Dec 8th 2012 at 8:38:57 PM

[up]Is your husband frightening in person?

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TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#6: Dec 10th 2012 at 4:45:40 AM

Play the kids this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvRySNgS_Hs

December of Cambreadth. Or Christmas as told by the reindeer. Fuck Satan Claws. evil grin

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