ITT: We are three weeks into the zombie apocalypse

-Sighs-

Why didn't I learn to cook before the world went to shit?!? ;^;

-Has eaten nothing but chips for the last few days-

Yo! I can cook fer ya!

(has a wok ready)

-Runs through front door I'm assuming is there and slams it. Holding what appears to be a replica Master Sword covered in zombie blood.-

Dude! What the hell's going on out there?!

edited 2nd Dec '12 6:22:56 PM by Randomman5

Oh, yay! :D

-Looks out window to make sure it is all clear-

So, what'cha got?

Edit: -To the new guy-

Oh, hey! We were about to eat! Want some?

edited 2nd Dec '12 6:23:56 PM by Tidal_Wave_17

Zombie 'pocalypse.

...

What? Don't tell me ya di'nt see this comin'! Come on! For Christ's sake, I tot it wos obvious!

(brings out the rice and spices)

Fried Rice mang!

edited 2nd Dec '12 6:24:08 PM by LatverianBadger

Yeah, it has been like this for awhile now.

Yeah, sure, why not? I mean, I didn't see this apocalypse thing coming at all. Talk about embarrassing.

(finishes with dat Fried Rice)

(dishes it out on a couple of paper plates)

(it tastes fairly sub-par, but at least it's nutritious)

edited 2nd Dec '12 6:27:11 PM by LatverianBadger

-Eats-

Meh... Better than overly salted potato chips.

-Shrugs-

Sho, can ah git some stories? Where'd you fellers come from enneh-way?

I was living in the city when it hit. When the news started talking about people eating each other, I decided to take a little vacation in the country side. Apparantly, shit got really bad right after I left.

I'm not from around here. I literally had to cut my way out of my front door with a sword I bought at a convention. It was kinda awesome, to be honest.

Ah, da country, been a while since I paid it a visit. Beats being homeless an' high in the city, that's fer sure.

Ahh, dat be the sword you talkin' bout? (looking at the Master Sword)

Nice. All I have is this piddly little knife I had. -Pulls out switchblade-

Yup. Think I went as...Red from Pokemon that year. It was pretty cool...aaaand it doesn't look like there's gonna be anymore. Cuz, y'know. Zombie apocalpyse. That could be a concern.

Where were you when it hit? How the heck could you not of known it was like this?

S'long as we're showin' weapons, lemme introduce you fellers to Ol' Marianne.

(brings out an old, worn out crossbow)

(it looks heavy and cumbersome)

I was kinda...sorta...um...marathoning all six Star Wars movies in one weekend.

Oh... Kay...

All six?!

Dayum, I was strugglin' just to go through one!

You really start to notice plot holes when you do something like that.

Soo, conventions, and movie marathons and shit....

...so that means you one of them....uhh....geeks?

(cleaning Ol' Marianne)

...Maybe. BUT. I am a geek...-holds up sword- WITH A SWORD!

So you were holed up watching movies. What were you doing?

Um...watching movies. I watched movies while being holed up watching movies. That's kinda how it works.