One Piece: Blackbeard's Plan.

Akauma thought about this, stroking his chin thoughtfully. "If they did, I wouldn't accept it. It's not just about Devil Fruits, Rear-Admiral. We must also consider Haki, which is rampant in the New World like Devil Fruits are available in the Grand Line. You have haki, then logia's lose their advantage. It was part of my training, actually. Akainu submerged me in magma completely, and I had to use all the Haki I had to survive."

Akauma turned to stare across the sea. "He may be a bastard, but he at least showed me that you don't need a Devil Fruit to be effective. Of course, assuming you saw the War of the Best, you would have seen him get pummelled into the ground by Whitebeard. Then seen Blackbeard nullify Whitebeard's power. What would you hve done if one of those pirates took your powers?"

"Why, where, and how, did you eat your Devil Fruit, Rear-Admiral?"

edited 4th Apr '13 1:22:50 PM by BigDaddyP

Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.

Chiqi fell on his rear again, and this time, Alex was passing him. Chiqi was now in a frothing rage, and was furiously clawing at Alex,to no avail.

"About twenty years ago, I'd guess." Ziiro took off his Marine cap to scratch his head. "Back in the days of Gold Roger. I was just a Petty Officer, then. Managed to stay as just a captain until I took down some of Whitebeard's men at the War."

So I'm a writer...

"Noro noro beaam!" yelled Foxy, and shot his purple ray at Alexander with both hands, pointing it at Koya next. Turning around to look at Itsuki, he sent another beam forwards, multitasking as Mashikaku was pushed back up, giving off a simple 'Mashikaku' as he got back onto his feet and then turned slowly, ready to intercept Alexander with his massive weight.

"Don't forget about me, rookies, pfeeeh pfeh pfeh pfeh!"

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"Why did you eat it? Did you think you needed to rely on it?" enquired Akauma, raising an eyebrow.

edited 5th Apr '13 6:04:29 AM by BigDaddyP

Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.

"My name is Ziiro and I follow Dao," Ziiro replied. "I did it for the pun."

So I'm a writer...

"I'd be damned, looks like they don't need my help." said Sae, while she frowned, bound to her wheelchair. How come that creepy fishman had healed so fast? Was she that weak after all? She clenched her fist. Maybe she wasn't cut to piracy after all.

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Vanilla, still on the phone, had heard the whole conversation. "EEEH? Admiral, but that's not nice. The island is sparkly and beatiful and a government property. We can't do that! Xander friends won't like it!" the captain said in her childish voice. And by Xander's friend she meant the World Nobles.

The truth was Capote had only healed the worst of the injuries. Full of the pride most fishmen were born with, he had gone back to battle at about half of his normal strength. He was going after Henry, after all, and didn't think he'd be a problem with Mashikaku taking care of Itsuki. He jumped up and aimed a karate kick at Henry's leg, hoping to break it in two.

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"Do you really think I care what those lazy fat-arsed bastards think? Even I did, we're going to blame it on the pirates, and bring down the full might of our military force for what they did to a precious landmark. Drastic times call for desperate measures, Captain" retorted Akauma. "The Straw Hats went unchecked for too long. It took them destroying Enies Lobby for the Government to even care. By then it had been too late, and they were too strong. If there is someone in the way of your justice, you get rid of them and continue forwards. I can respect those who follow Absolute Justice, to an extent, as so much I hate them like my mentor, Akainu. Those pirates... THEY MADE A MOCKERY OF MY JUSTICE!" roared Akauma violently, fire bursting up around him, his eyes aflame with anger.

"No pirate, and those who help them,will escape from my Impartial Justice. I will erase this island, and all on it. I, or rather we, will have wiped out two pirate crews, including the infamous Foxy pirates, and will have dispensed justice honourably!" he finished, fire extinguishing itself, a marine in the background of the ship running around in a panic because his hair had caught on fire.

"So, Rear-Admiral Ziiro, Captain Vanilla, and Captain Rose, and the rest of you marines. At this moment, who do you fear? The World Nobles, or me" he threatened, crossing his arms and sending a death glare around akin to conquerer's haki. He didn't like having a crew, but by God, they would fear him more than ridiculous pirates, pompous marines, and jumped up aristocrats.

Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.

Nothing motives you like be chase by a large cat, Alexander thought to himself. Then everything too speed up and Alexander felt himself slow down, but why? Shit! I forgot about Foxy. That Bastard! Alexander felt his power flare into activation. I hope that cat still wants to kill me because both him and Foxy are in for a surprise.

The Reaper Games starts anew.

Chiqicheetah leaped at Alex, and let out a guttural roar. His claws were poised to tear open Alex's chest and he was about to bite his throat out. But then he felt an odd sensation...

Henry watched as, once again, someone attempted to fall on him. Tackling Itsuki out of the way, Henry staggered to his feet. "Come on! Really!?"

Several hours later, when the Davy Back fight has ended...

"Pfeeeh pfeh pfeh pfeh, better luck next time you morons!" laughed Foxy as he and his crew broke down the challenge and went back to their boat. The members of the North Wind pirates all seemed to be glaring at Foxy's back, not least because he'd taken two of their crew members from them. Well, Sae wasn't a part of the crew but it had felt like she was. Hartley said a sad farewell to his crew and trudged along with Foxy, sighing deeply. The heartfelt departure was ruined somewhat however by a yell from one of Foxy's pirates. "Marines!" At that word, all the pirates looked around surprised, gathering their weapons and preparing for battle. The North Wind pirates looked back at their boat. "Depending on which marines, I think it would be best if we tried to leave" explained Max, saddened by the crew's loss but still retaining clear thinking.

"Come on lads, we'll show these amateurs how to really fight! No marines can stand in our way!" yelled Foxy, and they all began getting onto their boat.

From his small armada, Akauma felt like a kid at christmas when he saw the island and the mountain of pirates on board. "Megaphone" he ordered, and took it from a scared marine. "Pirates, this is Admiral Akauma of Marine Headquarters. Run if you want, but if you surrender I'll make all your deaths painless" threatened Akainu's protege. In response, the Foxy ship fired several of it's cannons, the hard stone balls flying through the air.

"Shit! It's Akauma. We have to go" explained Max, leading the run back to the boat.

edited 1st Jul '13 4:07:17 AM by BigDaddyP

Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.

"Ummm...Who?" Alexander question as he ran with the others. Damn Cheetah tackle me from behind causing me turn around and get disqualified. Plus we lost Hartley which is a shame and we still don't know where that Hunter guy is. This day just sucks!

edited 1st Jul '13 4:14:25 AM by theweirdKiddokun

The Reaper Games starts anew.

How did I get myself into this mess? Book thinks as he hides in the cargo deck of Foxy's ship. I was just out for a walk how did I end up on a pirate ship?! MARINES! Book hears someone yell. Marines! oh no If this ship gets captured by marines i'll be lumped in with the pirates! I've gotta get out of here!

"Cannonballs, eh? Why do they always go with cannons?" Ziiro stretched before springing up into the air. "Shinku Shinkansen*

!" He landed smoothly on top of one of the balls and rerouted it with quite a bit of effort with some good old-fashioned vacuum power. "You Mickey Mouse pirates do better playing games than fighting battles. Die, Foxy Fools!"

Ziiro and his cannonball flew straight into the Sexy Foxy.

So I'm a writer...

"An Admiral who's pissed at us for some reason" replied Max as they retreated. On the Sexy Foxy, Foxy took aim and slowed down the cannon ball Ziiro was riding, as his ship fired several more. "Advance men, let us show these marines how it's really done!" boasted Foxy, and his entire crew roared as the ship began to move towards Akauma's fleet.

Or tried to. A few moments later there was a horrible creaking sound and the Sexy Foxy collapsed in on itself amidst the screams of Foxy's crew, the entire ship becoming a wreck that sank halfway into the water. Akauma watched this happen stoicly and just 'hmmed' as he saw his Rear-Admiral go towards a broken ship. "Round up the stragglers, kill them all" ordered Akauma and Marines headed towards the island. Akauma hadn't yet seen the North Wind.

Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.

(I'm joining up as I promised in PM. No more finals and I finished that urgent request from my employer)

(I'm skipping back right to victory).

The strange warrior clad in bear suit that likened him more to bear cub than real bear due to his small height, defeated the fishman after the struggle. He employed opening, cut him down and kicked off his body off the ship. He wasn't sure whether he survived that or not, due to the fact he wanted finish his job fast. "All right, now let's blow up this damn ship" He looked for the right place to set up the bomb, and chaos caused by Marine attack made this job easier. He put the bomb and set it up. He gave himself enough time to attempt to escape with his skin intact. Maybe too long, but he wasn't loyal enough to Goldbeard to sacrifice his life in the attempt.

Let's assume that ship sank regardless of the bomb planted and my character escaped unnoticed.

edited 3rd Jul '13 7:07:54 AM by CaptainKatsura

My President is Funny Valentine.

This is just great. I went from being trapped on a pirate ship to being trapped on a piece of driftwood. This situation just keeps getting worse. Well I better try and paddle back to shore. Book starts moving his hands in a rowing motion. Right I don't have a paddle. Wait! Idiot! You have a dictionary with you just pull a word out and use that! He opens his dictionary to the P section and pulls out the word paddle which he then uses to paddle his way back to shore.

edited 5th Jul '13 4:21:05 PM by Yeti0