Everyone Is John, RTD Edition

John nods, and (6) swallows the Eskimo whole. Unfortunately, he's now quite bloated and feels really sick. He throws up quite profusely afterwards. Satisfied in having achieved one of ts obsessions, the voice leaves john, who immediately falls asleep.

John wakes up several hours later in a jail cell, in a maximum security prison. He hears the only voice yet to speak to him, Green Star, who compels him to...

Hey, John. Hey, Hey, John. Pick the lock! It's the only way to get out and achieve your destiny!!!

John nods and...(3) only manages to jiggle it a little. Oh well.

Roll for control: 4

Hmm...You're lockpicking skills need work...Craft a pickaxe from the materials in the cell and did your way out of the cell. THIS IS THE TRUE ONLY WAY TO ACHIEVE YOUR DESTINY!

John raises an eyebrow and...(4) does just that. He wonders what to do with it now.

Roll for control: 6. You get a free turn of control.

Get out using the pick if you haven't already. You desereve a reward for getting out. Go to the supermarket!

John agrees that it would be a good idea to get out(5), and not only digs his way out, but also covers his tracks. To the supermarket!(3) Or the convenience store. Whatever.

Now, go get a celebratory beer old boy! Don't wait at that silly old checkout counter, just chug it right here! Don't worry, you'll be fine...

John nods and grabs a beer(2), only to completely miss! Instead he grabs a juice box, (5)chugging it on the spot, without anybody noticing. How refreshing!

Roll for control: 1 The voice of Who has awakened!

edited 3rd Aug '12 10:58:25 AM by Xiphoniii

How the heck did you roll a 20 on a 6-sided die?

By missing the shift button on a close parenthesis.

John, its very important to buy some bug Spray. Also, while you're at it, check too see if some important political figure is anywhere in the store.

John nods, and pays some money for the bugspray(4)...wait, what's that? The cashier is actually(6) a heavily armed tycoon/warlord? Hot dog! I think that counts as important!

Roll for control: 6, 1 free turn.

hm, John this Drug lord/Tycoon might mean buisness. Ask if he knows the President! Then Buy a Lighter

John [1] Asks the drug lord if he knows the the governor of Nebraska. In Squirrel Speak still. Whoops. He seems a bit upset. [5] You do successfully buy a light though! Somehow....

Well John, you can't get your way out of this. Kill the Drug Lord by using the Bug spray and lighter! Then Run out of there!

(I apologize, but...you rolled all ones. I am so very, VERY sorry..)

John manages to somehow light himself on fire as the warlord shoots him in the foot, and passes out from the pain, waking up in a hospital burn ward, with Saint Brea back in control.