MiscellaneousSoup
Since: Dec, 2012
#2: May 30th 2014 at 4:49:01 AM
King Arthur raised his sword and slew the mighty beast! WOW! A great big "Exelsior" to him!
Judging you
#3: May 31st 2014 at 12:32:07 PM
Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light? we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming proudly, and now our heroes are all surrounded by broad bars and bright stars in the home of the brave and the land of the free! Will they be able to survive? Answers in next issue: The Liberty Bell's ringing
Haw Haw Haw
Total posts: 3
Basically what the title says. We take an element of a famous text, and narrate it as Stan Lee would. For instance, Shakespeare:
"Greetings friends, Romans, countrymen, and true believers! When we last left Jumpin' Julius Caesar, a band of conniving cohorts were plotting his downfall, now find out if these marauding murderers will have their way in 'Et Tu Brute?'"
or, the Bible
"Greetings friends and true believers! When we last left our devine do-gooder, God, he had just finished creating Earth! Now, in what is surely to be the greatest set of verses yet from the House of Ideas, witness 'THE COMING OF ADAM AND EVE!'"