Sidekick
I still believe if this was adapted into a movie, it would be the greatest movie to feature Shia Labeouf ever.
Admittedly about fifty percent enlightenmentCaveman too.
That's not exactly saying much, I think.
Also, I remember that The Beef actually tweeted about a murder in Florida, saying "I didn't do it... Or did I?" or something around the lines.
If this got made into a movie, it'd be the biggest Fan Ascension ever.
...I can see it more as a short film, tho. It'd be easier to adapt that way.
...oh God. sequels.
ophelia, you're breaking my heart
It wouldn't just be the greatest Shia Labeouf movie ever, it would be the greatest movie ever period.
edited 18th Aug '12 1:38:20 PM by cfive
Shia La Beouf as a cannibal on Criminal Minds. MAKE IT HAPPEN HOLLYWOOD. 
edited 20th Aug '12 11:27:18 AM by Psyclone
Why aren't you laughing?
I don't understand how this became a meme or took on the life it did. Can someone please explain this to me???
shhhhhhhhhhhhh don't question it
just recognize that the formula of horror tropes + Shia Labeouf + song hit the internet when the stars were just aligned and it became inexplicably popular
there will be nothing like it ever again, it is unique, it is a treasure, we must protect it
precious
ophelia, you're breaking my heart
You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. When out of the corner of your eye you spot him...Shia Labeouf.
Rob Cantor's site.
ophelia, you're breaking my heart