Personally, I coined the werebears because it's the only Worthy Opponent that would dare going hand to hand against Teddy. Otherwise yeah, pretty much nothing is safe from Teddy.
Theodore Roosevelt vs. Thomas Jefferson and his Grizzly Bears. It's President vs. President and his pets.
Throw it Teddy's pet badger for a tag team match.
Right! It was a badger! I didn't add it because I couldn't remember what animal it was.
Actually, we should have a Battle Royale between Teddy and his badger, Jefferson and his bears, Coolidge and his hippo, Taft and his cow, Harrison and his goat, Wilson and his ram, and Adams and his aligators.
Also, we need to upgrade it to a honey badger.
edited 17th Jul '12 1:55:53 PM by cfive
So I heard that the film ends with Barack Obama being recruited to fight vampires?
It's not over. Not yet.You don't see this other person's face, but it's a callback to when Henry first met Lincoln before he recruited him as a vampire hunter. Same situations and lines and everything.
This other person is an adult black male with extremely short hair.
The guy at the end looks white to me and according to IMDB, it was Seth Grahame-Smith himself in that scene.
Holy shit this movie is good. The stampede scene was so manly it brought tears to my eyes. It was... beautiful. The whole thing. The sceneries. The characters. Everything.
Only unrealistic thing I cannot forgive; the actors were way too tall for the era. 1m 60 was the norm, not 1m 80.
As for Speed... he reminds me of Speedwagon.
edited 23rd Oct '12 7:17:26 AM by TheHandle
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