Mall Fight

I finish up hammering in the U thing, then get to work drilling another set of holes. I'm just gonna spare the details for this one, I hammer in another metal U and take out two combination locks. I lock the chicken wire gate up and head out to find some food. Sure if someone really wanted to break in, they could, but I'm not going far so I'd probably hear it.

((Bump))

After some time passes, I find myself in a barrel shop. Hmm. Better start constructing something half-decent. I poke my head out to see if I find any hardware stores nearby, where I might find some tools for doing such a thing.

I go into a door shop and find a door. I unhook the hinge and throws it at .

Ow! What is wrong with you?!

retaliates with a tire from the tire store

I enter the store, look around like a stupid moron, and then go to the kitchen store and bash a frying pan on Zbse’s head.

throws door somewhere else

I collapse from the hit to the back if the head. However, I collapse into the weak point of a tire display, causing it to collapse and leading to tires rolling everywhere!

I spawn in and casually walk into a hardware store. Time to find raw materials. A search quickly yields a large sledgehammer, some duct tape and a group of long, thin metal cables/wires, as well as a small metal band. A quick few bits of craftwork later, and a crude cat-o'-nine-tails whip is created. Sledgehammer in one hand and whip in the other, it's time to get going.

I duel with Clockwork_Heart, hammer to frying pan.

Pushes a barrel

I spawn in the hardware store and go to work the counter. "Free chainsaw for sale! Get your asbestos free chainsaws here!"

After some passes, i manage to create...

Something. It vaguely resembles a vehicle. Hmm... i should see if I can go commandeer the engines out of actusl vehicles...

I quietly make my way to the nearest vehicle shop, batten down the hatches, and get to work.

The frying pan hits my arm, and dislocates the shoulder. I drop my whip, then start swinging the hammer with one arm. It eventually impacts your knee, which breaks. I lean down and prepare to use the hammer's handle as a fulcrum to break your neck.

I eventually wake up from the frying pan assault, and head to the food court. I eventually settle on a hot wing shop and begin to prepare some hot oil.

I still stand in the hardware store attempting to give out free chainsaws.

I limp away in pain and manage to make it to Crazy Dave's Sports Emporium. I ride a golf cart up the elevator to the top floor. I see an art store, and decide to ram the golf cart into the Statue of David, causing it to fall off the top floor and right on zbse. I watch as he leaves a red mess.

I started in the mall's bakery. I pick up a single baguette

I relocate my shoulder, using a nearby pole as a lever to do so. I pick up my whip for a second time and go walking off in the direction of the bakery, having heard a noise in there.

I go to the nearby History Playplace and throw a caveman spear at Clockwork Heart’s face.

bump

I duck under the oncoming spear, swearing loudly as I do. After this, I proceed to rush you, and catch you across the back with my wire-whip.

edited 8th Mar '18 10:06:03 AM by Clockwork_Heart

The whip knocks me down, and I land onto the floor and die.

I respawn in the Source, and begin to reconstruct the De-Digitizer, a machine that brings games to life.

I suddenly arrive on a Segway and attempt to ram into Under!

"You spilled my ketchup, you bastard!"

edited 8th Mar '18 9:30:15 PM by zbse

I punch zbse right off the edge of the railing, then keep working on the de digitizer.