Character Chatroom II

Rick Pick: Actually it's more like 'not dead', 'food', 'food that's been rendered inedible' (bloody embalmers), and 'food that's started moving again and must be stopped from doing so''. Oh, and ghosts.

edited 21st Mar '12 7:30:18 PM by Weaver

Blargle: Well, if you notice a male italian of around 20 something age, with glasses, and seems to be unamused by everything...mind dropping me a name?

s0r3n: if anyone would explain what exactly happened to me

s0r3n: I would be much obliged.

Mr_Cliche: Guard # 46?

Blargle: Guard what now?

Mr_Cliche: You shouldn't worry about it.

Mr_Cliche: It was hard to tell who was who when I became Super hero Cliche. You could have been someone else.

Blargle:...sure. Right.

Res_001: I go by Kokabiel, these days. Plus my myriad titles, the usual stuff mortals hoist on me. I'm trying to get them to call me "Angel of Entropy," but "Lord of Suicides" just has a way of sticking no matter how long you've quit the job.

Res_001: Anyways, s0r3n, this place got weirder. That's all.

Res_001: Rick, I must applaud your ability to prioritize. Too few organics have such a firm grasp on what they want and need.

edited 21st Mar '12 7:42:59 PM by KillerClowns

Blargle: ...oh god I've been here too long. I actually just got offended when you called me mortal.

s0r3n: I am going to try to sort this out.

s0r3n: I was murdered

s0r3n: and now I'm dead.

s0r3n: I have had people I know in life confirm this fact. They've taken my body to the towers already.

s0r3n: so it's not as if I could merely be in a coma.

s0r3n: yet I am stuck in the psychic plane, accessable to all

s0r3n: when I have seen the psychic estates of the dead leveled myself.

s0r3n: it's instantaneous.

s0r3n: ...

Res_001: Are you really an immortal? Too many organics think a few thousand years of existence gives them the right to claim immortality. But they're still organics at the end of the day, just very resilient ones.

Res_001: Entropy gets them in the end. Unless it doesn't. Then they're damned to an eternity in the unchanging void of the heat death.

Res_001: s0r3n, I have to ask. Psychic estates are...?

edited 21st Mar '12 7:47:50 PM by KillerClowns

Blargle: Part of my job involves dealing with moody sons of bitches. As a result, I can't die. Otherwise...well, you'd be a guaranteed about 1 day of work before being torn apart, quite literally, in two.

Blargle: I have the best job ever.

edited 21st Mar '12 7:49:18 PM by MrAHR

Rit W has logged on

Rit W: I know what you mean. I've come up with numerous suitable titles for myself and tried my best to spread them around but most people persist in referring to me as the 'thing in the woods'' or variations thereof. Total lack of imagination.

s0r3n: a psychic estate is the area that any thinking creature possesses in the psychic plane.

s0r3n: upon death the creature is no longer capable of thought, and thus the estate is leveled.

s0r3n: the psychic plane is a source of power for wizards, but the process of getting that power is rather arduous, so many don't bother.

Res_001: My creator always gets "Eyes and Teeth." Has a ring to it, I confess. Or "God-Eater" for the superstitious.

Res_001: But I like "Thing in the Woods." Less is more, as they say.

Res_001: And Blargle, there are many who would envy your existence. I know I do.

Res_001: Ah, thank you s0r3n. Do these estates appear as... well, estates perchance? Or is it merely an approximate term?

edited 21st Mar '12 7:52:03 PM by KillerClowns

Blargle: Ahahah.

Blargle: Ahahahah.

Blargle: No.

Blargle: I don't exactly have free reign here, you know.

Res_001: Blargle, have you bothered to consider what the title of "Lord of Suicides" implies?

Res_001: Plus I'm enslaved by an insane gibbering monstrosity of pure pain. Not the best employer.

Blargle:...

Blargle: I suppose that's true. I guess.

Blargle: I'm not really interested in arguing this.

edited 21st Mar '12 7:55:52 PM by MrAHR

s0r3n: many of them appear as estates.

s0r3n: mine currently is, though it was not before.

s0r3n: being dead gives you a lot of free time to get comfortable.

Res_001: Very well, Blargle. Live and let live.

Res_001: s0r3n, if you're free to mess around in those estates, you may have just found your source of entertainment for the next couple millenia.

Res_001: Depends on how long humanity keeps itself from going extinct.

Ritw: True, I suppose. It's the 'thing' part I object to. It's too generic. Lots of things could be descibed as 'the thing'. If you're going to give something a title, it should be clear what you're talking about. 'Runner' or maybe 'stalker' would be a lot better then 'thing'.

Blargle: Because that's the most appropriate saying for this situation.

Rick Pick: Hey Rit W, I think I may know you.

edited 21st Mar '12 7:59:21 PM by Weaver

s0r3n: Ah, yes, that.

s0r3n: I suppose that if the rest of humanity went extinct, and the estates were still leveled at death

s0r3n: it would really destroy the view.

Blargle: Oh god the lines would be forever clogged. Please, no.