Drooling description: Baby Got Back

I know this was a hotly contested trope back in the day when it was launched, and I actually supported keeping it. I may be a breast man, but I like the bottom half too. But it still needs work.

My problem isn't the trope itself, it's the description:

"Sometimes, a nice rack won't do it for some people. No... Instead, they are drawn to a different part of the female anatomy. They aim a little lower...

... Too low; you're aiming at the legs. Little higher.... Now turn around...

... There we go.

A firm, round backside can have just as much stopping power as a large chest for those who are interested in them. "

Seriously? It practically drips with drool, and it's verging on a Self-Demonstrating Article. I don't see any reason why it can't read much more like the description of Buxom Is Better, which I just rewrote recently. If there are no objections I'd like to take a crack and making this trope description respectable.

Well, it's not exactly what one might call a respectable trope, is it? ...But a better description might help that at least a little. Support.

I'm okay with it.

Redirected it to something that is an actual trope. We do not need a list of big butts.