Dead? You thought wrong
What?
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
Well, at least this is more entertaining than the birther kerfluffle.
edited 4th Jan '12 8:33:16 PM by TheBatPencil
And let us pray that come it may (As come it will for a' that)
(they/them)
Might as well throw this one out there speak the truth while we're at it.
Barack Obama is Haruhi Suzumiya after recreating the world.
Proud Canadian
Where is that name Soturo (or however it's spelled) from? I've heard it before.
edited 4th Jan '12 8:46:49 PM by Erock
If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
Soetero is apparently Obama's stepfather's last name, so it's not like they pulled it out of their asses.
edited 4th Jan '12 8:59:03 PM by ohsointocats
Barack Obama is a socialist robot overlword. >8D
*is also a socialist robot overlord*
edited 4th Jan '12 9:01:00 PM by squiddleTron
Obama is known for being kind of a nerd, so he would probably actually like this conspiracy theory.
How is "teleporting to Mars" synonymous with "traveling through time"?
edited 4th Jan '12 9:06:26 PM by SeanMurrayI
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Best. Conspiracy theory. Ever.
If I had to pick one to be true, it's this. Hands down without a fight. Sorry "existence of benevolent aliens", but there's a new champ in town.
go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
Dead? You thought wrong
So many forum games people.
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
o-o
Murray: You time travel back to the point where the point in space you are at coincides with the surface of Mars? :p Remember, planets aren't still! :3
Though neither are stars, so the chance of you being able to do that are very, very, very slim. :/
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John Birch Society's claims that Dwight Eisenhower was a secret communist agent still have it beat.
EDIT: And the evidence of George Bush, Sr. being a reptilian shape-shifter.
edited 4th Jan '12 9:12:17 PM by SeanMurrayI
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Quite simple really. They teleported back in time....AND TO MARS!
go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
Why do you think the planet was still inhabited? They have to time travel to the past in order to visit with the Martians before their canals dried out. This is obvious stuff, folks!
So, Barack Obama confirmed for Godtier?
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God Of Cake
And of course he travelled with David Bowie, to do something about that spider problem...
Emperor Wu liked cake, but not exploding cake!
Stabby Stabby Party Pony
...I want movie rights.
That One Guy
This would make such a good blockbuster.
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Barry Soetero was my college roommate. He was ninteen only two years ago. . . .
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45878146/ns/technology_and_science-space/
I loves me a good conspiracy theory, and this one puts even time cube to shame.
But then again, where WAS Barack Obama back in the early 80s...?