Arrested for fucking around with reality. You can bail out if you sing "Get swifty" again.
"We be we baby!"Arrested for being a serial killer.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."Arrested for being in your final form.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Arrested for being an Iron Man clone.
"We be we baby!"Arrested for murder
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!Miroku's arrested for pervertedness. Sango's arrested for excessive retaliation for said pervertedness.
It's been 3000 years…Arrested for being a robot.
Hail to the King of Feraligatrs! Shameless advertisingArrested for not living here
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!Arrested for comically oversized boomerangs
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.Arrested for the murder of several dozen other Ricks...oh, wait, that's not right.
Arrested for using magic in a no magic zone.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."Arrested for disturbing acts of cannibalism
Arrested for being scary.
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!Arrested for being a stereotype.
Arrested for being too cheerful.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."Arrested for being a Croc.
Arrested for wearing clothes that are too colorful.
Fangs of the relentless thousandArrested for having Red Lasers. Blue Lasers are superior.
Getting Warmer.
edited 3rd Sep '15 9:37:44 AM by DingoWalley1
Arrested for looking like a goblin man.
Arrested for being excited at the prospect that you boyfriend is a vampire even though he is actually a bunch of gnomes.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Arrested for being deep in circles.
Arrested because of your evil in-laws.
Yes, this is North Korea.
Arrested for being happy, a quality of the Western world
edited 3rd Sep '15 10:08:09 AM by BlackMageAnolis
Arrested for being evil.
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!Arrested for persecuting demons.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
Arrested for excessive circling
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.