Arrested for speaking Japanese.
For duty, duty, must be done, the rule applies to everyone;arrested for being insane.
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!Arrested for causing cosmic destruction.
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!Arrested because your headband looks off.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Arrested for causing numerous disabilities among Gotham's criminals.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.Arrested for rape, torture, abudction, arson, murder, and jaywalking.
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!Arrested for forgetting the most important thing of all:
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!Arrested for mass murders
"We be we baby!"Arrested for dying her hair an unnatural color!
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!Under arrest for obnoxiously colored sailor suit.
I'd rather the world betray me, but I won't betray the world.Arrested for douchey mustache
"We be we baby!"Arrested for overly-cutsey winking
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.Arrested for smirking while wearing glasses.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Arrested for being in a wizard costume in a strict "No Costumes Allowed" zone.
Arrested for being a talking cat with a sleazy face.
"We be we baby!"Arrested for having pink hair.
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.Arrested for amnesia.
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!Arrested for disturbing the peace.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!Arrested for bad oral hygiene.
Arrested because I'm racist against sock puppets.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"Arrested for destroying a planet!
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!Arrested for the wearing of a gaudy sailor's uniform.
For duty, duty, must be done, the rule applies to everyone;Arrested for being too dark to see.
"We be we baby!"Arrested for being in possession of a nose you could stab someone with
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Arrested for making Schultz roll in his grave with that Crack Ship.
"We be we baby!"