ITT: Songs in SpockSpeak

(It's official. All the best Forum Games threads that are actually games are in Yack Fest)

My esteemed lady, in the mindset of superlative self-satisfaction and enjoyment, we extend our welcome to you. So now remove all stress from your mind and body, allow us to offer you a place to sit, as the mastication chamber enthusiastically puts forth: your evening sustenance.

We invite you to be served by us. We invite you to be served by us.

Perform exhaustive stress testing upon our operational abilities.

Hitch your kerchief around your throat in a manner like that of a bib and staff will perform all further tasks.

The liquid suspension of stock and ingredients, at temperatures on either side of body temperature; observation: our existence is only for the purpose of providing such assistance. I might recommend to you the substance with the color of dark chalk, and if you doubt my word, take it up with the platters.

They can vocalize harmoniously and move rhythmically, as is natural, since this is the land of the Gauls. Additionally, the meals in this domicile are never compared unfavorably to any other. To advance, expand your selection card, cast your eyes over it, and then you will be served by us, you'll be served by us, if your capacity for intense physical and emotional wear is exhausted, we recommend consuming high cuisine.

... and so forth.

What is that song? I think I know it.

I'm guessing Be our guest

Of course! I wasn't thinking of disney songs.

Please refrain from referring to this as a "resurgence".
I have persisted in my present state for multiple 365-day cycles,
Leaving my colleagues astonished and stooges agitated.
Blubbering lamentations precipitate as if they are a torrential downpour,
Hear and pay attention to the low tones reverberating.
The explosive discharge overwhelming,
Above all antagonists, I am dominant.
Destroying a place of retail business,
In the event that I lay down this rhyming composition, it will inspire you to notify law enforcement authorities.
Refrain from gawking,
It is in your best interest to be in motion.
Under no circumstances should you analyze myself against others who will all be dissected and minced,
The antagonists are suffering the consequences.

I will be placing a concussion upon your cranial whereabouts,
The kind woman who did release me from her womb has requested that I render you unconscious.

edited 2nd Aug '12 8:32:28 AM by SeanMurrayI

You are not beneficial to me

I have no need of anyone

I have no need of anyone that is not beneficial to me.

No Good - The Prodigy

When I was a horse in the developmental stage and the sun was descending into the horizon,

(I request that you inform me that she is not preforming the procedure she appears to be...)

the lack of light and the light blocked by objects would cause me to frown.

(I regret to inform you that she is in fact performing action at hand.)

I would proceed to take hiding beneath my pillow from the illusions,

but Granny Pie declared that this was not the proper manner with which to come to terms with one's unpleasant emotions caused by the belief that someone or something is dangerous, likely to cause pain, or a threat.

(Enlighten us.)

She said "Pinkie, you must erect your spine and educate yourself in the way of coming to terms with your unpleasant emotions caused by the belief that someone or something is dangerous, likely to cause pain, or a threat. You will come to understand that this state of mind was irrational if you audibly express your merriment."

Ha, ha, ha.

Accordingly, laugh lightly with a silly manner at the spirits of the deceased, laugh loudly and boisterously at the causes of disgust, have good time with the clinically depressed, chortle at the things that differ from what you are familiar with, snortle at the things akin to the spirits of the deceased,

At request that said big dumb scary face take up residence elsewhere, and inform him that if he is under the impression that he has the ability to cause distress for you then he is mistaken and the very idea of such a thing just makes you want to laugh.

edited 25th Nov '11 12:59:36 PM by Haldo

In previous times I expressed disgust,

However, recently I attempt to find amusement.

Their feathery appendages have suffered a reaction of iron and oxygen in the presence of moisture,

You are undoubtedly aware that mythological figures commony depicted as messengers of celestial influence wish to procure my red footwear.

edited 25th Nov '11 1:19:19 PM by Talby

Hmm, what song is that?

The Angels Wanna Wear My Red Shoes by Elvis Costello.

edited 25th Nov '11 1:18:40 PM by Talby

This is not what was in my original blueprint, it was not my motive to cause the events that followed

I became very courageous, alcohol in hand, and I lost my sagacity

It's not what I am familiar with, I just wanted to experiment

I am intrigued by you, for you engrossed me

I osculated a female and enjoyed it, the taste of her cherry cosmetic lip protection

I osculated a female just to experience it, and certainly hope that my male beau will disregard it

It felt sinful, it felt pleasurable, but it does not mean that I've fallen for you

I osculated a female and enjoyed it, enjoyed it

Beneath part of the circumference of a structure designed to shelter its occupants from the elements,

Particuarly outdated diminutive creatures depicted in mythology, and aggressive autonomous regional commanders,

Appearing from underneath the shallow soil covering the surface of the Earth, causing no vibrations detectable by the human ear,

The smell of recently deceased is detectable in all directions,

Also, the period of darkness in each twenty-four hours, the perceptible natural movement of the air, especially in the form of a current of air blowing from a particular direction,

Nobody is known to concern themselves, nor are they aware of this,

I have no desire to be buried in a large public area designated for the storage of deceased pets,

I have no desire to experience this existence a second time.

We collectively form the mass of people dedicated to a certain event / I have the necessary illumination device for my photographical tool installed / I urgently require a photographic image of your person / It is part and parcel of the pseudoscientific notions of mystical power, we would be quite excelling in all matters of categories.

Tanned cow hide and denim trousers, glamorous in the style of shelters for automobiles, / I cannot with perfect certainty draw a conclusion as to what this might imply / However, the sentimental value I attach to this phototographic image depicting you and me in my estimation outweights any material gains I could possibly make by selling it / Well prepared for the illumination coming from the appropriate device attached to photographic devices / That is because you know, person for which I use names of affection derives from a person in its most early infancy, I -

I am your truest and most devoted adherent and appreciator of your works/ I will trace your ways until such a time that you might develop a romantic attachement to me / Photo-Photographer of persons considered celebrities working usually without fixed contract for journals of ill repute dedicted to gossiping about aforementioned celebrities / Young infant, I doubt the hypothetical existance of any other celebrity of your outstanding famosity and popularity, you know that I will be / Your Photo-Photographer of persons considered celebrities working usually without fixed contract for journals of ill repute dedicted to gossiping about aforementioned celebrities

I vow that the methods I'll employ will be within the parameters usually considered positive / However, I will not cease my activities until such a point as that young male is exclusively connected to me in a romantic way / Most young infant, you will be well-known by the common population, I will treat you in a similar manner as a prey in a hunt until such a point as you have developed a romantic attachement to me / Photo-Photographer of persons considered celebrities working usually without fixed contract for journals of ill repute dedicted to gossiping about aforementioned celebrities

...okay, that's enough.

I am the antithesis of Christ,
Moreover, I am a follower and believer in the absence of government order.
I cannot discern what it is I desire,
However, I am acquainted with the means of obtaining it.
I am inclined to murdering an innocent bystander,
Because I want to become the physical embodiment of the absence of government order.

edited 25th Nov '11 3:34:39 PM by SeanMurrayI

This is literally the best thread ever.

You are keen to notice that it would be erroneous,
You are aware that it would make me an equivocator,
In the event that I were to insist with you,
"Female, you and I are incapable of conceivably reaching a greater altitude."

Get along, infant, kindle my blaze,
Go on, newborn, ignite my inferno,
Make an attempt at causing the evening to burn.

I don't care much for law enforcement.

Moreover, it seems you do not fully comprehend
This is unfortunate; you gave the outward perception of honesty
And everything frightening toward which you have significant sentiment
Shall rotate so that it may quietly inform you through auditory means
Also, you are aware that things those persons say might cause you distress
And you are cognizant of the importance of this fact
Moreover, you have no significant emotions with respect to this matter

I am moving freely under the influence of gravity
I am gradually growing faint
I am currently unable to find anything

You do not give the outward appearance of a predisposition toward deception
My ability to perceive your thoughts precisely is unfortunate
For that information which I obtain from there
Pleased expression, in common between both of us, illuminated by a diminutive flame attached to wax
You are also aware that it is not my intent to injure you
However, you are cognizant of the importance of this fact
Moreover, you have no significant emotions with respect to this matter

I am moving freely under the influence of gravity
I am gradually growing faint
I am dying through submersion in water, and request assistance with respiration
I have been caused injury
I am currently unable to find anything
I am being deprived of things, and request assistance with respiration

I equip my photon-dampening eyewear during the post-vespertine hours
In order to be able to
In order to be able to
Truly appreciate your fabrication of amusing written and spoken fantasies.

I equip my photon-dampening eyewear during the post-vespertine hours
In order to be able to
In order to be able to
Properly sort out the stimuli created inside my optical receptor organs.

While that unnamed person of the female persuasion is intentionally leading me to believe falsehoods,
She simultaneously inflicts metaphorical lacerations upon my perceptions of my own control and well-being.
I question the degree of control and finesse of manipulation that this person of the female persuasion exerts over me.
I rotate my body such that it faces in that person's direction, and select this time to make a request of her.

Link.

edited 25th Nov '11 2:22:33 PM by Muramasan13

Before you, this is the saga pertaining to how,
My mortal existence became frenzied and went topsy-turvy.
And I favor the opportunity to have a moment, if you could please remain seated where you are,
To disclose to you all by what means did I come to be the royal sovereign of a borough known by the name of "Bel-Air".

I was born in West Philadelphia, and raised there, as well,
Where I became accustomed to loitering in the playground during most 24-hour periods.
Hanging loose, lazing off, and taking it easy, everything was fine,
Throwing a ball through a hoop in the exterior of my educational facility.
Then one day, a small party of individuals who were all looking to engage in all manner of lewd activity,
Began roughhousing and being mischievous in my local community.
I was involved in only one infinitesimal altercation, and the kind woman who did release me from her womb became frightened,
She announced, "You are emigrating to Bel-Air to take up residence in the house belonging to your aunt and uncle."

I signaled for an automobile, and when one approached my approximate location,
The plate certifying accreditation read VIVID and in the interior gambling cubes hung from the reflection glass.
At the very least, I could assert to you that this vehicle is seldom found,
However, I mulled it over and decided, "Oh, not in the least, Sally forth to Bel-Air!"

It was at around 7:00 or 8:00 when I arrived at my new domicile,
And I hollered to my driver, "Friend, I shall take note of your fragrant aroma at a future juncture!"
I surveyed my domain; surely, I have made it,
To affix myself in the captain's seat as the Royal Sovereign of Bel-Air.

edited 25th Nov '11 3:38:50 PM by SeanMurrayI

You and I are not detached outsiders to amorous devotion,
You are well-versed in the proper etiquette, as am I.
What I am considering is a comprehensive engagement,
You will never receive the aforementioned from another individual, bar none.
I only yearn to apprise you in what manner I am perceiving all this,
It is my duty to bring about a realization of all of this in you...

Not under any condition will I renounce you,
By no means will I ever disappoint you,
Not on your life will I ever be elusive and evade you.
At no time will you be induced to shed tears,
There is no way I will ever declare a parting farewell,
I will absolutely not at any time speak untruthful words and inflict you with pain.

I already did that one.

I take it you had a rather slow and boring day today, Sean?

The last one and about half of the one before that I had already typed out in similar, pre-existing threads. Copypasta is my friend.

edited 25th Nov '11 6:39:11 PM by SeanMurrayI

I am the mold of an up to date officer with a ranking greater than brigadier
I can inform you on topics such as indigenous life-forms, vegetation and naturally occurring solid chemical substances formed through biogeochemical processes.
I am aware of the existence of the men who hold royal titles of high athority in Brittania and I speak of battles long passed
To a battle which took place in the year 490 BC in the land of Greece and another which took place in nineteenth century Belgium
I have a great deal of skill with higher level equations linear equation and univariate polynomial equation of the second degree.
I can tell you a great deal about the algebraic expansion of powers of a binomial,
And I know data that may bring you a modicum of pleasure concerning the pythagorean theorem.

edited 25th Nov '11 7:28:22 PM by RichReeders