ITT: Songs in SpockSpeak

->First enters the wood-splitting implement
Followed by the Marvel Comics character also known as Vril Rokk.
The tearing down of buildings
Ambulating hazard causing significant physical damage or destruction
Unpleasant feeling and damage to an object system or idea is our names placed in between our first names and our surnames.

edited 18th May '14 12:48:17 PM by JIKTV

->You are a slang-talking rhythm and blues brother
A slang-talking rhythm and blues brother
And at all times you are dishonest to your companions
You are a slang-talking rhythm and blues brother
A slang-talking rhythm and blues brother
And you will always end up empty-handed when the story concludes.

Close acquaintance, you are an adolescent male producing a large auditory disturbance, taking part in recreation in the midst of a paved thoroughfare. You are going to be a sizable adult male at a future date.

You have a combination of soil and water on the anterior portion of your head, you large source of shame, oscillating your long strip of cloth in numerous locations.

we shall, we shall agitate you.

Incite the tumult. I would like to place an additional order of alcoholic beverages. For what possible reason should I decrease my enthusiasm?

Slight hint: This is a currently popular song... And the above is a Spock Speak version of the lyrics in their entirety

edited 20th May '14 9:31:47 PM by MikeK

We Will Rock You

Turn Down For What

Is it just me or is that song actually kinda catchy?

I'd recognize the Slickster anywhere

Kate and Tom at the theatre in which you sit in automobiles
Situated in the extreme final tier
They are too preoccupied clasping each other
To have the slightest bit of concern about the film

Subsequently outside the Delicious Freeze
Tom places something on the farthest part of her arm
He states, "My band received from high school must suffice
Until I am able to purchase one suitable for a wedding."

edited 27th May '14 4:01:59 PM by Hero_Gal_2347

—>I have cut all ties with my female companion
Because of her inability to aid with my psychological condition
I am believed by all to be psychotic
Since I am never seen smiling

edited 2nd Jun '14 8:37:08 AM by JIKTV

—>Yes, I am the outer space unpleasant person
A destruction version Hades citizen of the United States abnormality, yes
I am the non-living which moves by sliding across the floor
A ghost inside a carton optical phenomenon that causes shading inside your cranium
Proclaim LSD killing of oneself liberty of the explosion
Peruse the fornicator falsehoods
Use your nails to mark the damaged flesh
Reach into my blood-pumping organ
And force me to perform the same act a second time, Yes.

—Well, we are devoid of options
All the young females and males
Creating all that cacophony
Since they have located new objects to play with
Well, we are unable to properly acknowledge you due to our inability to locate a patriotic banner
If you find this insufficient then that is not a good thing

edited 8th Jun '14 11:34:51 AM by JIKTV

—>In such bad condition I desire your presence
Where I live I desire your presence
As of this exact moment our visages will be in the same place
I will recoil my body into my preferred location
At this moment I desire to become your canine companion
At this moment I am fully prepared to shut out any visual stimuli
At this moment I am fully prepared to shut out any thoughts
And at this moment I am fully prepared to grasp your extremity
And to surrender my cardiac organ on the surface of a desert

edited 2nd Jun '14 9:41:56 AM by JIKTV

I encourage you to not be distraught, my beloved one//Between us, it is probable that we do not posses much in the way of currency//However, we are in possession of our amorousness which shall ensure that our statements of monetary debt shall be paid.

Perhaps I consider you to have the qualities of adorableness and drollness//Perhaps I desire to engage in the activity that animals of the family Leporidae engage themselves in, if you can comprehend what I am implying.

O! Let us acquire vast amounts of wealth and purchase for our progenitors domiciles in the southern portions of the French republic//Let us acquire vast amounts of wealth and provide people of all the world with knitted jackets of jerseys of above-average quality and proceed to instruct those people in the ways of waltzing, fox-trotting, etc.//Let us acquire vast amounts of wealth and construct an abode upon a tall geographic formation as to allow us to perceive the people of the world as miniature as insects of the order Formicidae//From that tremendous altitude, your personage and mine, your personage and mine.

You may have the probability of being in a state of disorientation//And you may have the probability of being injured//However, my beloved one how we nestle in close contact with each other unlike no other individual on the vast expanse of the globe//So I will proceed and aid you in your quest to understand the written words in your collection of printed works of nonfiction and fiction on sheets of paper bound together by covers//If you will allay my anxious visage//And we shall store the feelings of cheerlessness on a thin slab of material used for storing objects.

O! Let us acquire vast amounts of wealth and purchase for our progenitors domiciles in the southern portions of the French republic//Let us acquire vast amounts of wealth and provide people of all the world with knitted jackets of jerseys of above-average quality and proceed to instruct those people in the ways of waltzing, fox-trotting, etc.//Let us acquire vast amounts of wealth and construct an abode upon a tall geographic formation as to allow us to perceive the people of the world as miniature as insects of the order Formicidae//From that tremendous altitude, your personage and mine, your personage and mine

O! Let us acquire vast amounts of wealth and purchase for our progenitors domiciles in the southern portions of the French republic//Let us acquire vast amounts of wealth and provide people of all the world with knitted jackets of jerseys of above-average quality and proceed to instruct those people in the ways of waltzing, fox-trotting, etc.//Let us acquire vast amounts of wealth and construct an abode upon a tall geographic formation as to allow us to perceive the people of the world as miniature as insects of the order Formicidae//From that tremendous altitude, your personage and mine, your personage and mine

—>Those who adore us to the greatest degree are the persons we will ultimately inter
And optimally return to their gravesites on special calendar days
Those who adore us to the most minimal degree are the persons for whom we will work the hardest to satisfy
If it improves the situation, I make no pretense of comprehending those persons.\\

—>The most recent idea to pass through her cerebrum
Bore a resemblance to the need to locate
Denim trousers to fit her posterior
And where to obtain a pedicure

I got almost all of JIKTV's ones from today:

1) Black Sabbath - Paranoid

2) ?

3) Alice Cooper - School's Out

4)The Stooges - Now I Wanna Be Your Dog

5) The Replacements - Bastards of Young

6) Frank Zappa - Valley Girl

At 700 hours, I become conscious. I must attend to my hygiene, then descend the staircase. I must retrieve a basin, which I then must use to consume grain.

Mike K, the second one was White Zombie's "More Human Than Human."

Mike K's is Friday by Rebecca Black ;)

->The moment has arrived for passion, the moment has arrived for an untruthful statement
The moment has arrived to surrender your existence
Provide me with currency, provide me with paper
Paradise you will thus encounter
Benefit my cause and you will find yourself in a better location
Genuflect before person with Hansen's Disease Divine Savior!

Leper Messiah, Metallica.

I require your attention, and request that you listen intently to me. This happens to be a narrative of a vertically-challenged man who inhabits a planet known for its hue, which in the visible spectrum resides in between the colors green and violet. At all times, regardless of the time of day or the object in question, this man can only see light wavelengths in lengths between 450 and 500 nanometers. This man also happens to be the same aforementioned color, both internally and externally. This color also happens to be applicable to the following objects: His residence or dwelling, a small glass pane in said residence with the function of providing a view to the interior or exterior of the home, a sports luxury car assembled by the company known as Chevrolet, everything conceivable by the man mentioned prior, as well as the man himself (as previously discussed), and persons in the same general vicinity of the man. The reason for this is allegedly because the person that I have been discussing does not have a single human being present that he can give attention to with the ear through the process of sound.

edited 9th Jun '14 5:42:10 PM by thealbinoprimid

^ "Blue (Da Ba De)"

Anyone guess anything else?

Hero Gal's is Katie and Tommy by Trisha Yearwood

1) I am quite ostentatious, as you are well aware. I indulge in a lifestyle that can be metaphorically compared to driving one's automobile in a portion of the motorway reserved for vehicles traveling at a great speed, from the second most populous state in The United States Of America to the capital city of Japan.

2) It is my desire to have a slightly increased physical height. It is my desire to be an exceptional athlete (and/or someone who is extravagant with their wealth). It is my desire to be in an exclusive relationship with an attractive female, who I would contact by telephone. It is my desire to possess a lagomorph, a chapeau, a mammal capable of flight, and a full-sized sedan that was manufactured by Chevrolet in the year 1964 A.D.

edited 17th Jul '14 7:00:19 PM by MikeK

It is said that there is a young woman
Who has recently arrived in this city
It is important that you seek to remain on guard
Or she will have you euthanized
She's a superlatively unpleasant young woman
I maintain that she has the power of magic