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RadicalTaoist scratching at .8, just hopin' from the #GUniverse Since: Jan, 2001
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#1: Oct 11th 2011 at 12:07:20 PM

Man, the headlines you see these days.

Sixteen actors dressed as zombies were injured Tuesday when they fell from a platform during filming of a new movie in the "Resident Evil" series, officials said.

Toronto emergency medical spokesman Peter Macintyre said the victims' costumes made it difficult at first for crews to assess the severity of their injuries.

Paramedics responded to the call from Cinespace Film Studios around 8 a.m. to find what appeared - thanks to Hollywood special effects makeup - to be people who had suffered some untold catastrophe.

Worst moment of a paramedic's career, or best?

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breadloaf Since: Oct, 2010
#2: Oct 11th 2011 at 12:14:23 PM

Only if they get bit does it become worst.

Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
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#3: Oct 11th 2011 at 1:30:20 PM

The victims' zombie costumes made it difficult at first for crews to assess the severity of their injuries

lol

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MasterInferno It's Like Arguing on the Internet from Tomb of Malevolence Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
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#4: Oct 11th 2011 at 3:52:09 PM

I'm pretty sure that now we have to nuke whatever city this happened in. It's the only way to make sure there's no outbreak.

Somehow you know that the time is right.
nightwyrm_zero Since: Apr, 2010
#5: Oct 11th 2011 at 3:55:38 PM

^ The report says Toronto. Please don't nuke us sad

edited 11th Oct '11 3:56:02 PM by nightwyrm_zero

RadicalTaoist scratching at .8, just hopin' from the #GUniverse Since: Jan, 2001
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#6: Oct 11th 2011 at 4:07:48 PM

It's too late to prevent an outbreak: they're going to release Resident Evil: Retribution anyways.

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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
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#7: Oct 11th 2011 at 4:20:05 PM

They'll make millions by poisoning the populace.

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Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
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#8: Oct 11th 2011 at 5:35:26 PM

Fuck you guys.

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breadloaf Since: Oct, 2010
#9: Oct 11th 2011 at 5:56:08 PM

^ Allergic to nuclear blasts?

Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
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#10: Oct 11th 2011 at 5:58:46 PM

Dreadfully so.

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RadicalTaoist scratching at .8, just hopin' from the #GUniverse Since: Jan, 2001
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#11: Oct 11th 2011 at 6:35:25 PM

I wish one of the paramedics had tried to take the director in to get treatment for his seriously bad case of "making a shitty franchise movie".

They have treatment for that, right?

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breadloaf Since: Oct, 2010
#12: Oct 11th 2011 at 6:36:01 PM

It's lethal injection.

I'll drop my principles for that.

edited 11th Oct '11 6:36:14 PM by breadloaf

ForlornDreamer from United States Since: Apr, 2011
#13: Oct 11th 2011 at 7:28:39 PM

Has Uwe Boll ever done a Resident Evil-type movie? That's the only way I can think of a mainstream zombie flick actually being worse than the latest RE entry.

USAF713 I changed accounts. from the United States Since: Sep, 2010
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#14: Oct 11th 2011 at 7:36:14 PM

~snort~

...

Well, they missed an epic opportunity to pull a prank worthy of the old telecast fumble of The War Of The Worlds. evil grin

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nightwyrm_zero Since: Apr, 2010
#15: Oct 11th 2011 at 8:07:05 PM

^^ Well, it's not so much a survival horror as a light-gun shooter but he made House Of The Dead

ForlornDreamer from United States Since: Apr, 2011
#16: Oct 11th 2011 at 8:13:25 PM

[up]Thanks.

I feel really stupid for forgetting about that — and yes, that was actually worse than the latest in the RE series.

nightwyrm_zero Since: Apr, 2010
#17: Oct 11th 2011 at 8:31:28 PM

^ I understand. Blocking out traumatic memories is an excellent survival mechanism.

TheBatPencil from Glasgow, Scotland Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
#18: Oct 12th 2011 at 1:19:32 AM

Toronto emergency medical spokesman Peter Macintyre said the victims' costumes made it difficult at first for crews to assess the severity of their injuries.

"Someone has eaten parts of this mans arm!"

And let us pray that come it may (As come it will for a' that)
HerrKman Fantastic! from New New York Since: Jun, 2010
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#19: Oct 12th 2011 at 6:36:50 AM

I'd assume that the hospital staff and patients were scared shitless to see 12 decaying, rotting masses of bloody flesh be wheeled into the place and still be breathing.

Oh, and I wonder if those actors will be displeased with Paul W.S Anderson—blaming him for irresponsible use of his equipment or the like—possibly seeking compensation in court?

Wouldn't that make them Twelve Angry Zombies?

...I'll go sulk in the corner now...

edited 12th Oct '11 6:39:10 AM by HerrKman

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