Classy up a meme

"I made notice that this foliage has changed color; it is a new development for me."

"Certainly, the warm season is nearing its end. The time is nigh for emigrating to warmer climates."

"Excuse me?"

Edited by FirstSnow on Mar 5th 2024 at 8:51:48 PM

"Were those the same treacherous words you uttered to an unwitting cucumber all those years ago?"

"Steven Quartz Universe, I do believe we have little choice but to terminate this individual."

"Damnation."

"Zero individuals can rival the quality of the pizza of the small dwelling or residential building frequently made out of wood."

"I think we have to kill this guy, Steven" / "Damn"

Nobody can Outpizza the Hut

Oh dear goodness me, I have no idea whatsoever how to prevent these four vile evildoers from endangering my city.

I highly suggest that you simply aim the device you have built designed to drain all the water from its targets, turning them into inanimate cubes until they are submerged in water, towards them and pull the trigger.

Edited by Hqami on Mar 28th 2024 at 6:57:15 PM

Shoot them with the dehydration gun!

"oh, how will i stop 4 villains at once?" SHOOT THEM WITH THE DEHYDRATION GUN

edit: damn

Edited by inkuiry on Mar 28th 2024 at 9:57:15 AM

The musical composition of this Retraux 2½D platforming game involving a cerulean creature with thorns is equivalent to the sound of felines gratuitously dropping dead.

I am uncertain / Nary a hair fibre exists on my scalp / [placeholder for an undefinedly large number of other option]

(Never mind, already did this one.)

Edited by bpants98 on Apr 1st 2024 at 6:10:14 AM

Musical composition made out of liquid dairy product

Edited by Omega1065 on Apr 1st 2024 at 12:11:06 PM

Remain vigilant for those wrist-mounted projectiles!

"Anakin, my former comrade turned most tragic enemy, the battle of which we have been fighting has now concluded, due to my taking of a position located at a higher latitude compared to yours."

"Your point may seem astute, former father-figure turned cuckolding cad, but fails to consider the extent of my considerable abilities"

Edited by king15 on Apr 1st 2024 at 10:48:51 AM

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground. You underestimate my power!

I am present in an establishment with lightly clothed pole dancers, undeniably pulling on my implement. More precisely, what is meant by implement, is my male genitalia.

"The sentence that you just pronounced does indeed... cause laughter and amusement"

Edited by Omega1065 on Apr 2nd 2024 at 8:27:44 PM

Interjection used to express pleasure and/or surprise uttered thrice in a somewhat taunting manner, accompanied by a brief jig used in celebration that's of great popularity.

'Twas I who was ultimately responsible for that occurrence, Bartholomew Henry Allen!

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Apr 5th 2024 at 9:28:39 AM

It was me, Barry!

Wherefore are you perambulating away from me? Wherefore are you perambulating away from me?

"I must admit fair maiden, I am not awfully fond of that hateful granular material composed of fine mineral particles. They are ever so irritable and can be found in the most unfortunate of places."

"Don't you own female dogs?"

Edited by Omega1065 on Apr 5th 2024 at 8:03:35 PM

No bitches?

x4 Why are you running? Why are you running?

I am a young female named Barbara, residing in a plane of existence for young women like me. I owe my extraordinary life to a synthetic material made of polymers.

yes

Edited by LadyBlackwood on Apr 7th 2024 at 8:02:32 AM

I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie world. Life is plastic, it's fantastic.

"I categorically refute the allegations which state that I physically touched that human female in a harmful way. Excuse me Mark, I did not notice you there. Good tidings."