Ten Facts You Might Not Know About Afghanistan.

@Erock: the Afghan flags are national flags, the German one includes naval flags etc. Germany has had a total of five or so national flags.

@Kino: Well, arguably the small Afghanistan isn't really comparable to the two mega-states (though Russia has a smaller population than one might think).

I agree with Tom, and I would also like to submit some similar justification for invading Canada. This clearly explains why we should no longer tolerate the political machinations of our northern neighbor. [1]

Poutine is a barbaric abomination, and must be wiped outl

It's our duty as Americans to ensure the freedom of the Canadian people.

Exactly. All true Americans would know that securing freedom for other nations is our top priority, especially if it's freedom from socialized healthcare and dangerously liberal political climates. Anyone who says otherwise is just unpatriotic and obviously has no respect for what this country stands for, and for what our troops fight for every day.

Don't forget bears, whales, gay marriage, Justin Bieber, snow, and Eskimo's.

Those polar bears are attacking innocent civilians, such as the Eskimos. We need to blow up the polar bears. (Any innocent Eskimo civilian deaths are unfortunate, but we've got to make sacrifices for freedom.) The polar bears are also smack-dab on top of a very important oil reserve.

edited 8th Jul '11 7:59:31 PM by LilPaladinSuzy

^^ Justin Bieber is our new psychological warfare tool to replace the Spice Girls.

edited 8th Jul '11 8:01:27 PM by MajorTom

We'll deal with them, as soon as we bomb that fuckin iceberg.