ITT, We are sorting through boxes of our old toys & playing with them

Oh, my old Thunderzord set! :D

-looks- Oh. It's just a special edition Valentine's Day Barbie from years ago. Bleh. -looks again- Oh! My old random-assortment-of-toys-from-sets-over-the-years! Yay! I can't even remember what these things were supposed to do! (seriously, I have a collection of things from toy sets, like a cat figurine from a Barbie set and a petting zoo set)

-Sticks his hand in a dusty looking box labeled 'Slouch's stupid crap' and finds a cap gun and an action figure of a zombie with a cape and mask-

Awesome! My old SuperDuperZombieMan DX figurine!

-Shoots it with the cap gun, knocking it back into the box and onto a pile of squeaky penguins-

Neat.

Squeaky penguins?! Lucky! I got a squeaky hamster wearing a sombrero. I had a dream that it bit me once...

>rummages through a load of boxes, eventually coming upon a box for Transformers< :D

Feel free to take some, I have loads.

-Picks SuperDuperZombieMan DX up and starts swishing him through the air making whoosh noises-

edited 2nd Jul '11 1:47:44 PM by Slouch

>pulls out an Armada Starscream, activates the cannons and does the "woosh" thing as well, firing missiles at the Zombieman< >:D

-Zombieman deflects the missile with his super cape, then uses his laser vision to attempt to melt Starscream! All of a sudden, an army of squeaky penguins with chainsaw nunchucks surround and swarm all over the two battlers!-
-Gadzooks!! HOW WILL ZOMBIEMAN AND STARSCREAM GET OUT OF THIS ONE!? Stay tuned for the next episode!-

edited 2nd Jul '11 7:32:33 PM by Slouch

>:-<

>awakens army of transformers, who start a counter offensive.<

-Zombieman bites one of the penguins' flippers off and steals his chainsaw-chucks-