Microwavable Pancakes fail.

You microwave them for short intervals until they're hot. Not difficult.

Another item you have to babysit while it's being nuked, that's all.

^ Basically, what you said.

edited 13th Jun '11 8:23:30 PM by pvtnum11

Okay. I may believe you about Eggo microwavable chocolate chip mini pancakes, but I have had the french toast before and I know that it is on the box.

I don't know whether they do or don't, but it's called the internets people, use them! It's not like the old days where if you wanted to know something you had to write a letter, wait for the post man, wait for it to be delivered, wait for them to make the paper to write a reply and then wait for a delivery.

Use the tubes! I think it involves yelling into them or something.

edited 13th Jun '11 8:25:42 PM by blueharp

try to boil an egg in the microwave once. without water. just put the egg in there on a paper plate and let the micro-radiation boil it with it's own water.

edited 13th Jun '11 8:34:50 PM by Dynamod

Kablooey.

Microwaving a muffin once, it burns and melts the plastic container holding it.

Kind of similiar, except we do it on purpose: Does anyone else ever put marshmallow peeps in the microwave and blow them up? My family does it every Easter. The sadistic glee we get from it is kind of disturbing.

^ No. It's just you. You're the only one.

Trollface off.

I wish I could do that. My family members would kill me ten times over just for suggesting the idea though...

I was going to comment, but then I realised you didn't write "...to put her inside..." but something else.

As an aside, the thread reads very differently if you substitute the foodstuffs for babies...

A friend of mine tried to use on the university microwaves to heat up this microwavable single serving canned soup thing from Cambells. She forgot to take the metal lid off. I walked into the kitchen five minutes later and immediately saw a scorch mark on the fridge. On the other side of the room. I still don't know how she made the microwave blow up, but apparently it was one of the oldest microwaves that you could get.

Several years back, back when I was in either high school or middle school, I tried to reheat movie theater popcorn. In the original bag.

...HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

I have a griller thingy in my kitchen, so while cooking five burgers on the grill, I completely forget about the food, and instead watch TV. I didn't know I had food on until my brother told me there was some wierd-ass smell from the kitchen.

Realising what happened, I quickly turned off the entire thing, and saw that my burgers were nothing more than actual deposits of black, charred things. They appeared to have shrunk as well, because I think at about 1000 deg. C, meat starts to evaporate.