This is an Omegle conversation...

You: Maybe they won't find us now.
You: If they do, I will have to sacrifice my life for this world.
Stranger: please don't
You: ...but I must. They're going to destroy everything.
Stranger: i'm sure there is another way
You: No...I'm afraid not.
You: We've fought them for years....I'm sure they'll suceed if we don't fight back through stealth.
You: Are you with me, Jodie?
Stranger: yes
You: Good, now here's the plan
You: Tomorrow night I will launch a highly-advanced nuclear missle into their base.
You: Now I need you to make sure that they're defense is down.
Stranger: ok i will
You: I'm sending you on a plane to their base and you will seduce Dr. Kristov.
You: Through your own means (I need not go into detail), you need to convince him to take his defenses down.
Stranger: hahahaha great
You: I don't see how this is a laughing matter, but I suppose comedy is subjective.

You: Wait....
You: Who are you?
You: Oh my god....
Stranger: hahaha, no please keep going
You: This is it Dr. Kristov. We will defeat you.
You: Don't underestimate us.
Stranger: i am not dr.kristov
Stranger: i am jodiee
You: Jodie used capital letters. I should've found out earlier...you can't fool me Kristov.
Stranger: I am Jodie
Stranger: We need a secret password
You: It's too late, Kristov. I don't know what you will do with this world if you win, but I'm going to do my best to make sure you don't.
You: What did you do with Jodie anyway?
You: Bastard.
Stranger: I'm holding her captive
You: WHERE DAMN YOU
Stranger: YOU WILL NEVER KNOW
You: I'll give you everything I have. Hell, take this damn world. I don't care. Just give me Jodie.
You: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: Everything I love is dead. Everything I know is false. My life has caused the deaths of many. I must....
Stranger: Jodie is still alive
You: What?
You: She's alive?
Stranger: YES
You: Oh please, I'll give you everything. Just give me Jodie.
Stranger: Come get her
You: I shall. When you least expect it, Kristov. When you least expect it, I will take her from you. THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE, AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA
You: That's right...I will rule this world
Stranger: I'd like to see you try
You: Don't be a hero. I will destroy everything you know and love.
Stranger: You can't
You: Watch me, comrade.
Stranger: Lol
You: That's right. It's your old pal Sykes, Kristov.
You: Remember me? I'm the man who gave you that scar on your face.
Stranger: I thought you were dead
You: I am. Or is the correct term...undead?
You: *cackles*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.\\

edited 14th May '11 8:34:11 PM by CinemaZebra

"My brain used to be a little bitch, so I mugged it's ass." -kegisak

Two backslashes after every line FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY IN THIS WORLD

Seriously
how do you think we gefrunon
hu tha æthelingas bullshitted old english like a boss
I'm glad I never made this into a thread
otherwise it would be shitposting
you want this (//) except backwards

edited 14th May '11 8:32:04 PM by annebeeche

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.

My bad, *attempts to fix*

"My brain used to be a little bitch, so I mugged it's ass." -kegisak

No that's a forward slash
you want (//) BACKWARDS
I am definitely not drunk right now
should be hanging out above/next to your enter key
you want this (\\) but now there are two of them
Now there are two ___

edited 14th May '11 8:34:22 PM by annebeeche

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.

Double fail. There ya go.

"My brain used to be a little bitch, so I mugged it's ass." -kegisak

well done, young adversary
I remember I used to love impersonating Brendan Gleeson on Omegle
Then I pretended I was living in the middle of the zombie apocalypse multiple times
I also tried pretending I was Jack Clive but that didn't work out so well.

edited 14th May '11 8:36:57 PM by annebeeche

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.

Omegle now has a spy mode. Throw in a question and get to spy on conversations. Its loads of Fun stalking

Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: ...

Stranger: asl?

You: ...

Stranger: asl?

You: ...

Stranger: asl?

You: ...

Stranger: asl?as

Stranger: asa

You: ...

Stranger: as

You: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I also tried the new spy mode.

---

Question to discuss:
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEE?

Stranger 1: because you are a slut

Stranger 2: MAGNIFICOOOOOO

Stranger 2: NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO

Stranger 2: OH MAMA MIA MAMA MIA

Stranger 2: MAMA MIA LET ME GO!

Stranger 2: BEEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE

Stranger 2: oh

Stranger 2: wrong song

Stranger 2 has disconnected

---

Question to discuss:
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEE?

Stranger 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT

Stranger 2: because, you're not very smart

Stranger 2: whoa

Stranger 1: haha

Stranger 1: Nice

Stranger 2: seriously

Stranger 2: alright, peace out

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Question to discuss:
Why? Just why, man?

Stranger 2: I thought she was 18...

Stranger 1 has disconnected

edited 20th Aug '11 10:30:29 PM by Slouch

I only recently discovered Omegle. I saw the Omegle brony search videos and tried to do it meself. I was disappointed.

So many strangers seemed interested in hooking up that I instinctively started most conversations with "Not horny!"

I did find some bronies. One of them did a rant on haters, and then I quoted Cave Johnson cause it reminded me of his infamous Lemons rant.

I'm the man who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE FRIENDSHIPS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible friendship that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

When I tried spy mode, I inadvertently started a flame war between a brony and anti-brony.

Okay, fine! I'm going to do something I'm sort of good at!