Tropers Down Under (I mean Australia you gutter-noggins)

Sour cream and onion is the best potato chip flavour.

Those are good too.

Pringles.

That is all.

But which pringles, man.

The correct answer is plain, or sour cream and onion

Plain. Duh.

Acceptable

I'm so sick of political ads. Can we just have the election already? It's really hard to care about who is gonna be PM when they're only gonna last like a year anyway...

Did you all vote today? Did you eat a democracy sausage?

I think this'll be the last election where I can't vote because I'm not old enough.

Urgh. Libs look like they're gonna win

I voted. No sausage sizzle!

I feel betrayed.

I ended up cooking my own democracy sausage. As well as some democracy eggs.

I'm beginning to think nobody got a democracy sausage

Oh, my Dad got one, along with some democracy chocolate crackles. I was just too lazy to leave the house until an hour before the polls closed.

I wasn't really hungry because I had breakfast just before going to the polling booth to hand out Greens how-to-votes with my parents, but I had a democracy soft drink, does that count? ^{ramble nobody will care about} god damn it food guy why did you make your young son dig through the esky of ice and soft drinks with his bare hands to find a sunkist when i was clearly wearing gloves and could've found it myself

Did you see people eating democracy sausages, though? Murutaku wants proof they exist.

They're clearly a horrid lie.

The guy was selling them, and I'm pretty sure I saw some voters eating them

The Smartie has spoken. The democracy sausage, unlike the cake, is not a lie.

.............How do I know you're not part of the conspiracy?

Okay, so my town was just slack this year. Boooo.

Yeah, but it also depends on how late you voted. People can't just stand there feeding you sausages all day.

10am, actually.

Well that's fucked! Demand a re-run! Demand proper democracy with proper democracy sausages!

I KNOW RIGHT

Also Democracy Sausage has it's own Wikipedia page now.