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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
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#1: Mar 30th 2011 at 3:40:48 PM

...is there any that cannot eat chicken?

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AllanAssiduity Since: Dec, 1969
#2: Mar 30th 2011 at 3:41:38 PM

...er?

Do you mean an allergy, a religious tradition, what?

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
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#3: Mar 30th 2011 at 3:44:17 PM

More religious traditions than anything else. I know many observing Buddhists can't eat cow, Jews and Muslims avoid pig, and I know there are other odd restrictions for other faiths too.

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Rottweiler Dog and Pony Show from Portland, Oregon Since: Dec, 2009
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#4: Mar 30th 2011 at 3:45:30 PM

Of all people who eat meat in all the towns in all the world, she had to walk into mine!

Hungry Joe, it's Hindus who single out cows as a dietary taboo. Buddhists practice general vegetarianism, or don't (especially lay Buddhists).

edited 30th Mar '11 3:46:52 PM by Rottweiler

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#5: Mar 30th 2011 at 3:47:30 PM

Haha, I thought of the exact same thing Rott.

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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
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#6: Mar 30th 2011 at 3:49:17 PM

Sorry, running a fever. Getting my subcontinental facts mixed up. I recently refered to Shavima as a Bangledeshi name.

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#7: Mar 30th 2011 at 4:34:43 PM

I eat meat and and I can't stand chicken.

Seriously, it's horrible.

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MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009
#8: Mar 30th 2011 at 4:41:00 PM

I hear chicken tastes like rabbit. I haven't yet caught a rabbit despite the fact a warren of the critters moved into my neighborhood about 5-6 years ago.

Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
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#9: Mar 30th 2011 at 4:42:07 PM

Yeah most of us Buddhist laymen don't practice general vegetarianism. I myself in particular do not. I'm not going whole hog into this Eightfold Path yet. If I was I'd join a Wat. I'll just be an honorable layman for this life so...meat...you're fair game. The Bhikkhu at the Wat I visit don't refuse food with meat. They do not eat in front of temple goers, but I assume they eat the meat. They can't really just throw it away from what I know.

^The taste is vaguely similar in my experience. I think rabbit tastes better though. It lacks the chikenyness of chicken.

edited 30th Mar '11 4:46:16 PM by Aondeug

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thatguythere47 Since: Jul, 2010
#10: Mar 30th 2011 at 4:46:57 PM

Are you looking for a group that only abstains from chicken? I know of a few groups who don't eat any meat but I can't think of one that singles out chickens.

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Rottweiler Dog and Pony Show from Portland, Oregon Since: Dec, 2009
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#11: Mar 30th 2011 at 6:09:03 PM

If I was I'd join a Wat.

Wat, you say?

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Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
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#13: Mar 30th 2011 at 6:17:27 PM

So many puns...so little time...

LET'S SEE YOU MAKE BHIKKHUNI INTO A PUN, DOGGY. Seriously. If you can find a way I will be very impressed with your word play skill.

edited 30th Mar '11 6:17:50 PM by Aondeug

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#14: Mar 30th 2011 at 6:26:29 PM

I am sure he will be unable to resist doing whatever you are Bhikkhuni-ng him to do.

edited 30th Mar '11 6:26:42 PM by Wanderhome

Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
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#15: Mar 30th 2011 at 6:32:27 PM

:D

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#16: Mar 30th 2011 at 6:37:19 PM

Aon: Coo', I'm the bee's knees if I pun bhikkhunis!

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#17: Mar 30th 2011 at 6:38:28 PM

...bee's knees. Dear god...That phrase...I CAN ONLY GIGGLE WHEN I SEE IT.

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#18: Mar 30th 2011 at 11:24:21 PM

Hungry Joe, it's Hindus who single out cows as a dietary taboo. Buddhists practice general vegetarianism, or don't (especially lay Buddhists).

Yeah as a religion Buddhism is fairly laid back. It is a truism that it's hard to distinguish a devout Buddhist from your typical stoned slacker at first glance (and still fairly hard at the second and third).

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