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IanExMachina The Paedofinder General from Gone with the Chickens Since: Jul, 2009
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#1: Mar 13th 2011 at 9:27:49 AM

Openbook lets you search public Facebook updates using Facebook's own search service.

The website is meant as a message to users about security and a statement towards Facebook itself, however it is fascinating to see what people are have as their status.

I mean you can see peoples views on feminism, whether they boast about having sex etc etc.

Voyeurism is fun.

By the powers invested in me by tabloid-reading imbeciles, I pronounce you guilty of paedophilia!
merton defiance from my heart to yours. Since: May, 2009
defiance
#2: Mar 13th 2011 at 11:23:58 AM

I have had a lot of fun with this in the past. Pretty sure Something Awful did a Comedy Goldmine on it a while ago too.

Words cast into the uncaring void of the internet.
merton defiance from my heart to yours. Since: May, 2009
merton defiance from my heart to yours. Since: May, 2009
Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas Since: Aug, 2009
I see the Awesomeness.
#5: Mar 13th 2011 at 11:42:40 AM

That's hilarious.

Although, I can't see the page. Probably because I intentionally gimped Firefoxes ability to interact with Facebook.

edited 13th Mar '11 11:43:28 AM by Deboss

Fight smart, not fair.
merton defiance from my heart to yours. Since: May, 2009
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#8: Mar 13th 2011 at 12:42:28 PM

Ooh! What is "List of reasons I no longer use Facebook"?

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
IanExMachina The Paedofinder General from Gone with the Chickens Since: Jul, 2009
The Paedofinder General
#9: Mar 13th 2011 at 3:05:43 PM

Arghh, at "Pregnate" how can so many fail at that word.
Special mention:

wow metro fm. A guy is dating two sister bt they both didnt knw. Nw the sister are both pregnate, and he cumz to pay 4 damges and alobole one of da sister. Nw they one who isnt da 1 they came 4 abone ukuthi dats my bf and da father 2b of my bby. He dates my sister and me. Wow black ppl can do shit. What wud u do..... Commets highly acknowlaged

Bitch is ok, you have to sift through lots of unfunny (hey like a billion tween girls thinking it's cool to say they are a bitch) but you still get amazing entries like:

Nearly war on my street stupid bitch parked in my parking space and then went in and brought her man out coz i said bitch,as you do, lol he said hey u u got a problem i said yes she parked in my space so that was it cheeky b's. Dont speak to u but can steal ur space. Said to her what u run in and get ur man for she said at least i've got 1 told her i'd knock f out them but shouted peter just incase but they went it

yoo prikz gt banged out by me yh later on they say dat he banged mee out wich dont mak since!!! im not da 1 bleeding like a bitch or gt da cutz n bruzzes!!!! hahahaha luky ur dat i wasnt in b,ham today bt nw im at ur fuking endz!!!

EDIT:
My god now I'm using misspelt words in it, I can't stop looking at the idiocy. For instance Cum instead of come.

COUNT THE WAYS BBES, U WILL NEVA GT ENOUGH... CUM ON U AN ME AN WE CN MALTIPLY.
I mean really, we have CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, and asking babes (or bees it could go either way) to increase the amount of malt with him.

EDIT 2:

omg why does everyone cum on me why not my friendsd so unfair
O.O

edited 14th Mar '11 10:24:42 AM by IanExMachina

By the powers invested in me by tabloid-reading imbeciles, I pronounce you guilty of paedophilia!
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
Embrace the mindscrew
#10: Mar 13th 2011 at 8:08:47 PM

Dear Diary, today I discovered another reason to be a hipster.

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#11: Mar 13th 2011 at 8:15:10 PM

I love how all the results for "hipster" are people talking about hipster traps.

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
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