Sam blinks and turns bright red "It's a crappy fanfic! Emphasis on 'fic'. Besides" shows Jacob 121 matches for Jacob x Sakura "I wouldn't say you aren't famous."
"I live, lived?, to serve and protect."
Castelia
-A note is carried by the wind-
Turn left right about... now.
—Sarah
Castelia
Zeal: -turns left- Well, that's convenient. -enters the house-
edited 11th Apr '13 7:17:55 PM by MrMasterMrDoom
"Even if everything has been predestined, will you not oppose it?"
Not A Lawyer
Castelia City, Morendo Family Residence
-Herbert is still engrossed in surfing the internet-
Herbert: So far I've been able to find three Herbert X Eskay fics, two Herbert X Sakura ones, um... fiveHerbertXCarolandthreeSamXCarolones, one Herbert X Mezzo one for whatever reason, and, oh yes...
-he looks up at Sam-
Herbert: Eighty-five Herbert X Sam ones.
-meanwhile, Ripley turns away from Dihrao-
Ripley: <Fine then. Bed that Leafeon as many times as you like, you cheating little rodent. We both know that's what you really wanted.>
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
The Wanderer
I remember fics with pairings like DS X Cyrus and Luke X Proton.
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
The Pokémon Genius
Morendo House
Jacob: -Blushes hard enough that his hands pale- "....Excuse me???? Why would... I don't..... What??!!"
-Sputters- "W-Why would someone... I mean... what?"
edited 11th Apr '13 7:20:50 PM by Verax
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Morendo family residence
-among the 121 matches Sam found, one in particular stands out-
It was just a kiss in a movie, Jacob thought. But no matter how much he tried to deny it, there was something about Sakura that made him feel drawn to her... Jacob/Sakura.
-meanwhile, Fortis has let go of Xatu and noticed Psyche-
Fortis: Oh my gosh! Hi again!
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Morendo Household
Zeal: You looking at J-Team fanfics? The other day, I found 14 different ones pairing me with a toaster. I'll never understand this fandom... Oh, right. I'm here! Hi, people!
"Even if everything has been predestined, will you not oppose it?"
Dunsparce Cloud
Morendo House
(hearing Tagg) Oh yeah, that was weird... actually, so was that whole tournament.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Morendo Household
"Sarah": Are those specifically Herb x Eskay, or are they Herb x "Sarah"?
Dihrao: <...Maybe it was. I'm so, so sorry it had to end this way...>
-He turns to Nymph-
Dihrao: <...And I'm sorry you had to see that happen.>
edited 11th Apr '13 7:25:50 PM by Eskay64
Sam rolls his eyes "Figures it'd be three. Let's see, fifteen Sam x Grace, nice. One Sam x Alyssa, not bad. Four Sam x Jacob, good Arceus. Three Sam x Fskay, cute nickname. And...twenty Sam x Carol x Herbert menage trios...Huh."
Sam hears Jacob and grins "Awesome! I broke his brain!"
edited 11th Apr '13 7:24:52 PM by MadMarv
"I live, lived?, to serve and protect."
Morendo Household
Maggie: "Oh, I think I saw a Tagg X Annoski fic a while back."
"Don't worry, murder is a sign of affection." - An amalgamation of Dunsparce
Manipulative Bitch
Psyche, having somehow obtained literacy in the past week, looks over Herb's shoulder. Also on the website, are numerous Psychay fics, Sarah X Psyche X Eskay fics (They know that they are the same person, right?), Eros X Psyche fics, Trip X Psyche Fics, Trish X Psyche Fics, and lastly, Trip X Trish X Psyche fics. ~This is nuts.~
Psyche is glompled by Fortis. ~Oh, hello little one!~
edited 11th Apr '13 7:27:54 PM by ace3469
Telepathy ≠ Empathy Na No Wri Mo Winner 2012~ You can trust me. I have a Ph D in Tropology.
Dunsparce Cloud
Morendo House
Diesel: (to the Sandslash) <Huh...what's it like?>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Not A Lawyer
Castelia City, Morendo Family Residence
Herbert: -to "Sarah"- I get the feeling you wouldn't like the answer. Now then, if you'll excuse me, I need to do some... research.
-he goes slighly red, and starts reading one of the Herb X Carol fics, unaware that Psyche is now literate, whilst Ripley dejectedly returns to her Quick Ball-
edited 11th Apr '13 7:27:32 PM by Herbert40k
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
The Pokémon Genius
Morendo House
Jacob: -Shakes head- "No Sam. You didn't. Zeal did. Why would, for any imaginable reason, you pair someone with a toaster??!? FOURTEEN TIMES?!?"
-Is still blushing- "I-I don't get it. W-Why would-" -Looks at X-Transciever- "......'Love Seat'? .... Okay, no. REJECTED. NO." -Turns off X-Transciever-
edited 11th Apr '13 7:28:49 PM by Verax
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
The Wanderer
-Overhears Maggie-
What...? He shot me in the back for Arceus' sake! I could take off my hoodie and shirt right now and show you the scar.
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Sam laughs "Okay this is fun! Let's see. Hey! I got a fan sight! Poster of my movie, recent team additions, man these fans have a lot of time on their hands."
"I live, lived?, to serve and protect."
Morendo Household
"Sarah": ...You know, that's only making me more curious, Herby.
Manipulative Bitch
Psyche, still culturally illiterate, asks Sarah, ~What's shipping?~
Telepathy ≠ Empathy Na No Wri Mo Winner 2012~ You can trust me. I have a Ph D in Tropology.
Morendo Household
Sandslash: <It's wonderful.>
<Or at least better than here.>
Maggie: -to Tagg- "Strangely enough, that actually encourages some people."
"Don't worry, murder is a sign of affection." - An amalgamation of Dunsparce
Not A Lawyer
Castelia City, Morendo Family Residence
-Herbert opens another fanfic, bookmarking the Herb X Carol one before closing it-
Herbert: Hey, you should at least be grateful that none of these Eskay X Psyche fics managed to get your kink right. Although this one got pretty close... oh Arceus, I never wanted to hear it described in that much detail!
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Sam smirks, reading a Herb x Eskay fic out of morbid curiosity. "Here's one here where you turn back into the guy with the power of love...and you two have a kid, well that's cute. Ooh! And Psyche ends up with Cassius!"
"I live, lived?, to serve and protect."
Morendo Household
Zeal: This one ships me with Glavo. But I don't like Glavo. Glavo has been being mean.
"Even if everything has been predestined, will you not oppose it?"
Castelia
-Zeal is wandering the streets, looking for the Morendo house, but not knowing where it is.-
"Even if everything has been predestined, will you not oppose it?"