ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Slateport, PMD-B

Machoke: Yeah, it's been like this for a while now. No one's been able to do anything about it, and the ghost army has simply proven too powerful to defeat in battle.

-Prepares to pour out the bottle-

Would either of you like a drink?

-Also in the room is a figure wearing a dark brown cloak-

Slateport-B Tavern

Flygon: Your strongest! Please!

Abigail: ...fine, do you have cola?

-the Vanillish turns around to survey the room, puffing a mist cloud as she does so-

Treasure Town, near-Moonrise

Casanova!Umbreon: It has a music to it, perhaps. Has she found a date?

edited 10th May '12 8:17:47 PM by Tangent128

Treasure Town, near-Moonrise

Forte: <Aaaaah! What do I do!?>

Marine: -grabs Forte by the tail and drags him along-

Forte: <Hey!>

Slateport, PMD-B

Machoke: -While handing the Flygon a glass- Cola? We kind of lost the ability to make that when the humans were made extinct, so all we've got is berry juice and water if you're not interested in any alcohols.

-Cocks an eyebrow-

How do you know what Cola is anyway, and what's this about a boyfriend?

-eating dinner with DS-

Katie: -is with Forte-

PEFE HQ

-A certain Unfezant is watching her chick playing with a Salamence doll-

<Courtney: "That's it Riana... Play with that doll... It's got so many... Erm... Wonderful qualities...">

<Toothless: "... Never expected you to say that...">

<Courtney: "Er... Well... It's got the obvious wing patch, the toothy grin... With a kind of... Lamprey shape... Eh, I've droned on long enough, just play with it...">

-Watching to ensure the safety of Toothless-

<Nadia: "Rrr... Why do you have to be here?">

<Courtney: "Because I actually have a chick instead of a stupid doll?">

<Nadia: *rather annoyed grumble*>

<Toothless: "... Well at least Riana's enjoying this, Nadia...">

edited 10th May '12 8:28:14 PM by TracerBullet

Treasure Town, moonrise

-Marine drags Forte over to where Stella and Casanova!Umbreon are-

Marine: -drops Forte- <Here's my date.>

Forte: <Um...>

Stella: <Oh, you did find someone!>

Alph Interior

Skye greets team Nova properly, and then starts thinking about Tartarus. Why were those so important? Was she supposed to find him? But they were in the future, Tartarus would be long dead by now... Maybe his descendants, then? They might have something... But where?

She then realizes where the best place to look for him would be. He would have gone home.

Skye: <Lake, mind if we head to the Lake of Rage for a bit?>

Treasure Town

Eskay: So, who is your trainer? Or trainers?

He then realized that Chase might actually be a human-turned-mon. Not Goggles, he already said he was from the desert.

edited 10th May '12 8:53:23 PM by Eskay64

Treasure Town

Casanova!Umbreon: Ah, Mezzoforte, and escort. Where will we be eating for le repas du soir?

Slateport-B

Abigail: I guess if you have Occa Juice, I can go with tha-

Humans EXTINCT?!

That Xatu has even MORE explaining to do now, next time I see him I'm gonna-

Oh! Have you seen a Ferrothorn around recently? Named Thresher?

PEFE, Tracer's Quarters

-sunlight streams in through a hole in the wall of a modular chamber, vines snaking in and arranged into a thick nest for a Starly; a small Tropius is nudging the nest's occupant, trying to awaken them-

Tropius: Come on, Pidgin, wake up! Mom says it's only good flying weather until this afternoon!

-the Tropius accidentally kicks loose a wall panel, revealing a vast cloud-filled crater beyond-

Um... I can fix that!

Wait, What?! Oh... Excuse us...

OT!PEFE, Tracer's Quarters

Riana: Silly mom! Toothless, you fun! Friendly! Not Fighting Type! Oh... how say family words again?

PEFE HQ

<Toothless: "Oh? 'Mom's words?' What did you mean by that?">

Treasure Town

Forte: <I don't know...>

Marine: -points at the nearest restaurant- <Over there.>

OT!PEFE HQ

Riana: Like Mom! And Aunt Nadia! And... is blackbird Dad? How say words?

Spinda's Café

Casanova!Umbreon: Well... I guess this still is the best place in town.

Slateport-B

Machoke: Thresher? A Ferrothorn? Can't say I've seen any of those lately, I have to say.

-Gives Abigail a quizzical look-

And why are you so shocked, have you been living under a rock for all these centuries?

Cloaked Figure: -Contacts Abby and Flygon telepathically- We need to speak in private.

edited 10th May '12 8:57:50 PM by rmctagg09

Spinda's Café

Stella: <Indeed.> -takes a seat-

Forte: <Why are we doing this...>

PEFE HQ

<Toothless: "Can you hear how I'm saying things? Try to make a noise like them? Say 'Mom' or something like that... Or heck, if you want to be unconventional... Try 'Aunt'... Heh... 'Aunt Nadia'... Hard to think that I'd ever get to see the day where someone could call her that...">

Slateport-B Tavern

Abigail: Uh- I way as well have, all this... uh... jetlag...

-they get the message-

Abigail: Um... say, do you still have rooms for the night?

Flygon: -perks up- An actual bed tonight?! I haven't gotten that since I took this job...

Oh, what's the catch, I bet this voice will be sending us to raid a Team Aqua ship and fight a Hydreigon or something like that...

OT!PEFE

-the Pidove experiments a little bit, alternating between "Mom" and "Aunt" until she gets the phrasing right-

Riana: Pi! Pidove! Pi! Pidove! Pi! Mom! Mom! Pi!

Spinda's Café

Casanova!Umbreon: Why, so you can learn the art of courting!

This is much more sophistiqué than mere Attract, you see.

*ahem* Yes, we'd like the alfredo this time...

Spinda's Café

Forte: <Gah, what do I do?>

Stella: <You don't know anything, do you?>

Marine: <Just relax.>

Forte: <How am I supposed to relax right now?>

PEFE HQ

-Hearing Riana say her first word-

<Courtney: "Mmm hmm hmm... Her first word... Too bad you'd never get to experience this feeling... Isn't it, Nadia?">

<Nadia: >:( "Ugh. Just be thankful that she hasn't been ruined by you yet!">

<Toothless: "Oh cool! Now... Try 'Aunt'... 'Aunt Nadia'...">

Machoke: You can rent a room for about 100 Poke.

???: All will be revealed in time.

Spinda's Café

Casanova!Umbreon: I do say, Stella, her anxiety is quite persistent.

What reason is there to not relax? You are enjoying the company of friends, and fellow Eevee at that.

Hoenn-B Tavern

Abigail: ...fine, I guess that's fair...

-she pays with some money looted from the bandits-

OK, voice, I assume you can visit our room later.

PEFE HQ

Riana: Did it! Yay! And Aunt!

Pi! Pid-Pi-Dove! Pi! Nadia!

-the fluffy bird flutters over to the Salamence (not Salamence, who is a fluffy bird) and proudly declares:-

Aunt Nadia!

edited 10th May '12 10:00:07 PM by Tangent128

Spinda's Café

Forte: <I guess, but... But what if someone sees me?>

Marine: <Who cares?>

PEFE HQ

<Courtney: OvO >

<Nadia: "S-Say wh-wha-">

<Courtney: "WHAT?!">

-Clearing throat, still taken a bit aback-

<Nadia: "Wha-What did you call me, Riana?">

edited 10th May '12 10:13:43 PM by TracerBullet

Slateport-B Tavern Room

-The cloaked figure has already entered the room via teleportation-

PEFE HQ

Riana: Aunt Nadia!

-she looks back at Courtney and chirps- Mom!

Tavern Room

Flygon: -entering- O-oh! H-hi...

Abigail: -seeing the figure- Telepathy? Wanton teleporting? >_<

-cooling down an Ice Beam- Xatu! Five seconds to explain. Now!

Spinda's Café

Casanova!Umbreon: Indeed! Just enjoy yourself, go with the flow of le roman~

Slateport-B Tavern Room

-The figure takes off its hood to reveal...a Gardevoir-

Gardevoir: I am Lady Brisienna, a noble of Slateport....and an agent of His Majesty's Blades.