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Overlord Shahinne: *decides to turn on a nearby radio for no raisin*

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Shahinne Legion: <Eee~> *dissappear as they are hit*

edited 16th Dec '11 9:34:09 PM by Hobgoblin

Test: 4) Well, is it worth passing him anyhow?

• Don't really care
• Sure, why not
• Not by any Unown!
• Bow to Shahinne!

Aqua Base

Breeze: Oh, this is hard...

Note: It's for me, not you...Twit...

-Note makes a polite request of the pencil, who fills in (Sure, Why Not?)-

Note: He's harmless enough, and reasonably competent if he tries.

Maekrite gets tired, is cornered near the recently fixed wall. Three Shahinne approach....

Aqua!Clerk: OK, let me check your work...

Test: 96%, that should be a convincing number.

Aqua!Clerk: Not bad! OK, battle time!

-sends out a Poochyenna, Surskit, Carvanna, and three Shahinnes-

Route 228... With the comatose bodies of most of the J-Team

-Shivering, obviously shaken-

<Kat: "Nngh... Oh Arceus... Please, not like thi- ... Huh? Am I dead?">

<Guarde: "Nope, we're all fi- OW!">

-Is bludgeoned upside the head by Kat-

<Kat: "YOU NUMBSKULL! YOU ALMOST GOT US ALL KILLED!">

<Guarde: "Wait! Wait! Stop! I need to be able to teleport!">

<Kat: "AGAIN?!">

<Guarde: "Look. It's our best shot at being able to get back... You trust me, don't you?">

<Kat: "... No. But it doesn't seem like we have much of a choice...">

<Guarde: "TELEPORT!">

At a certain Cubone Tribe's grounds to the south of Route 9... With the comatose bodies of the bulk of the J-Team

<Black Box "EEEP! FIE- Oh!">

<Rock Wrecker: "Chain of Spades? Is that you?">

<Gray Fourlance: "And where's your human?">

<Kat: "Oh! Um...">

<Guarde: "Oh wait... I undershot it... Here we go-">

<Kat: "NO, WAI-">

<Guarde: "TELEPORT!">

Mindscape

-has totally been there the whole time, following behind Every-

Aqua Base

-Sunny and Lily are spying on Every from a nearby air duct-

Felis: <Why did I let you talk me into this, runt?>

Lily: Hey! Your Liepard needs to keep his voice down!

Sunny: Yeah, keep it down! We can't rescue Every if we don't get noticed!

Inn

-Forte walks into Crewe's room-

Forte: Hey guys, is Piano awake ye—

-and notices that all of the bodies are gone-

Forte: ...

...

...

AUGH! Why do they always leave me behind!?

Aqua Base

Breeze: Hmm...may as well try out that new Zubat, he seems nice. Salamence can distract the Shahinnes, and...Slam, that'll make a good impression.

-sends out said mons-

-Salamence, of course, immediately scoops all three Shahinnes into a glomp- <Li'l birds!>

Zubat: <I can take the Water-types, I'm strong against them!>

Breeze: ...Huh?

Zubat: <Well, Water's weak against Dragon, anyway.>

Breeze: ...Dragon? You're a Zubat.

Zubat: <I am not! I'm a Dratini!>

Breeze: Uh...okay...Thunder Wave?

Zubat: <Nice!> -uses Supersonic on the Carvanha-

Slam: -sends a Scald at the Poocheyena-

Shahinne Clones: *enter the room with Forte* <   :3   >

~~~

Shahinnes: *approach Maekrite menacingly (re: adorably)*

-To Forte-

Join the club.

Faith: *drinking a glass of water and taking a few aspirin to calm her nerves* In a new region and unconscious and he still finds a way to slip off somewhere...

....Rex?

Violet!S Tar: What are thery doing here? -Dissolves the barrier and shoots an energy blast at rex-

Carvanha: -confused- <Oh hai mister dragon~>

Poochyena: OWWWWWWIE! -faints, being comparable to level 20-

Shahinnes:    <Silly Auntie!>    -vanish-

Surskit and Aqua!Clerk: ._.

Rex: Waah! *ducks* Hey, what was that for? D:

Aqua Base

Salamence: -blinks- <Li'l bird?>

Slam: -goes to sleep, task accomplished-

Breeze: Okay, Zu— Dratini, use....uh...Wrap?

Zubat: -flies in and uses Leech Life-

Mindscape

Hey, leave him alone!

edited 16th Dec '11 9:57:58 PM by memyselfandI2

Rex: *gets up* Yeah! ...And Star too!

Mindscape

Really, why are you being so hostile?

Inn

Forte: So I guess you guys got left behind too—

-Forte notices the Shahinnes-

Forte: Holy crap! Starly attack!

Icicle: <Starly? Only one thing to do!>

-Icicle fires a Blizzard at the Shahinne legion-

Violet!Star Go Away! -blasts rex again-

Hey! He isn't part of the problem! And Mezzo and Every...Um...

Violet!Star: He's a meber of your freinds group, right? So it makes him part of it. the others, too. -prepares to shoot at everyone in general again-

edited 16th Dec '11 10:02:16 PM by stargirl93

Mindscape

Uh...

-throws a Kricketune blade at Violet!Star-

-it probably doesn't land pointy-end-in, but at least it's a thrown object-

Aqua HQ

Surskit: <Ow, that- didn't hurt that much.> -Bubbles the Zubat-

Carvanha: -bites himself in the face. somehow-

Mindscape

Viral!Charizard Who Is Probably Basket But Hard To Be Sure: -flies towards Violet!Star-    Stop worrying and join the collective!   

Some of the Shahinnes are hit by a Blizzard and disappear, but even more come in. Maekrite looks around as the Shahinne clones surround him, then suddenly realizes something.

Maekrite — <Wait a mo... they are the fakes!>

Maekrite slowly embeds his paws with Fighting Type Aura, and as two of the birds approach to "grab" him, he Double Kicks them. The other Shahinnes around are surprised.

Battle commences.

edited 16th Dec '11 10:09:42 PM by SilentReverence

Aqua Base

Zubat: -recoils, spins around to right himself- <Ha! Didn't hurt, check your type chart better next time!> -Leech Life again-

Salamence: -Ice Beams the Carvanha gently, not wanting to hurt it too badly-

Slam: -snoring away-

-Tries reestablishing a connection using an astral projection-

Okay what's going on-Notices Violet!Star-

Hmm, you appear to be a manifestation of...envy?

-Watches Charizard!Basket fly towards her-

Well that can't be good.

Rex: *is blasted* Ow! *falls on his back again* You're not nice...

No wait, despite your attempted murder of my friends, I think you're more likely to be...self preservation?