Crud.
Nudi: <This looks bad.>
Okay Nudi, use Rain Dance!
-Nudi creates a torrential downpour-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.-Has recieved the email about my next opponent-
/Duck/: -From inside the computer- >Fantina eh?
Nets: -From my shoulder- <I bet I could take her down easy.>
Me: Don't get too cocky. She's a gym leader, most of the time they have to use a weak team on pourpose.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.-Lance sighs, then pulls his cape over his head to prevent his hair getting wet.-
Lance: Typical. Charizard, return. Go! Gyarados!
-Lance sends out his Gyarados, which then roars intimidatingly.-
Stratus: <Gyarados! -Sniff- Dad...>
Lake: <Aww...>
-Lake pats Stratus on the back to try and make him feel better.-
(I sit in the stands watching the battle)
— Come on, Tagg! Show him a lesson! And Tangent will raise your salary!
(It is unlikely that it will happen, but hey...)
(Dintel comes in, carrying a big popcorn bag which he can barely balance over him.
Dintel — <Uff... good thing Trainer let me buy the popcorn! *shifts eyes to the battle* Oh! A downpour! Luckily this popcorn will protect me!>
— ...Dintel! Get over here! (grabs the Pokémon by the waist and sits it on my leap) And why are you carrying the popcorn like that?
Dintel — "..Sash!" <Hey! Because I am a good Sandshrew and I can not get wet!>
(Grabs popcorn, me and Dintel start eating)
Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?-Nudi gets intimidated-
Don't lose heart Nudi, use Ice Beam!
-Nudi fires an Ice Beam at Gyrados-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.-Gyarados takes the attack, taking a good amount of damage.-
Lance: Crunch!
-The Pokemon roars, then charges at Nudi, grabs him with his sharp jaws and bites down hard.-
Dragonite: <Oh! I'm sorry about your Gastrodon!>
Nudi: <Ah!> -Takes a fair amount of damage-
Nudi, use this opportunity to fire another one!
-Nudi takes the opportunity presented by Gyarados biting him to fire an Ice Beam right in his face-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.-Buizel comes out, not noticing Bisharp is also out-
Buizel: Hey, this is going to... ah, it's that guy who tried to eat me again! -runs around, faster because of the rain-
Bisharp: ...
I'm alive and less annoying than ever before.-Finally makes it back into the stadium from retrieving Breeze- Someone's battling Lance? Ooh. -sits down to watch-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.<Nadia: "Ooh... Looks like Tagg's going to have a rough time in this fight...">
<Shaun: "We'll see. I mean he has pulled through tougher spots as a fighter.">
<Nadia: "... True.">
<Teala: "Who's his opponent?">
<Shaun: "That's Lance. He's a big shot with the Indigo League. But... For some reason I heard that he's not well liked in some circles...">
<Teala: "Aww... Because he uses dragons...?">
<Shaun: "I think I recall some controversy with some of his Dragonite a few years ago. I remember that some people saying that he had done something to them...">
-Obviously not enjoying the abrupt downpour-
<Lardna: "Wait, what did he do?">
<Shaun: "No one was able to pin down anything on him, but I remember a few people saying that he had somehow gotten involved in some sort of experiment that forced Pokemon to evolve early.">
"Oh that... Yeah, he never really gave an explanation for how he managed to get Dragonite like those three... I remember that there was also some controversy about some of his Dragonite before he became the Indigo League's champion..."
<Milo: "I thought that other humans said that he was a nice guy, though.">
<Shaun: "Well, also a touch rash, but I heard the same too. That's why I was surprised to hear people speak so poorly of him...">
<Vlad: "Maybe there's more to his story?">
<Shaun: "Maybe.">
edited 6th Jun '11 4:13:33 PM by TracerBullet
Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985-Gyarados can't do anything to dodge the hit, and ends up fainting from the damage, releasing Nudi from his jaws.-
Gyarados: <You tasted horibble anyway...>
Lance: Gyarados, return. Go! Altaria! Use Dragon Pulse!
-Altaria is released, the immediately fires a burst of shockwaves from it's beak at Nudi.-
<Teala: "... That fluffy bird is a dragon?">
<Nadia: "As hard as it is to believe, yes, it is...">
Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985By the way, the reason that Fantina has such a low difficulty rating is because she is the third Gym Leader in Platinum instead of the fifth, and Platinum is canon in our continuity.
Nudi: -Is covered with the foul tasting purple fluid his species has as a defense mechanism- <Thanks.>
-Gets hit by Dragon Pulse and is brought down to the low yellow-
Nudi, use Ice Beam again!
-Nudi fires an Ice Beam at Altaria-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.Lance: I don't think so! Use Safeguard!
-Altaria puts up a shield around it's body, the Ice Beam freezing on the shield, then shattering harmlessly.-
Lance: Now, Double Team!
-Several clones of Altaria suddenly spring into existence.-
edited 6th Jun '11 4:21:54 PM by Luke924
<Nadia: "Grr... I hate that move so much...">
<Shaun: "Come now, it's a perfectly valid battle tactic, Nadia...">
-Still getting wet-
<Lardna: "Do you happen to have an umbrella in there, Tracer?">
<Vlad: "Yeah, this moisture's really annoying...">
"Sorry... I don't have one... Did you want me to recall you two?"
<Vlad: "... No, I'll live...">
<Lardna: "If this downpour doesn't stop soon, I might take you up on that offer...">
Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985-Nudi's spinning Ice beam manages to hit every Altaria, including the real one, who takes a lot of damage.-
Lance: Oh, that was clever. Altaria! Use Sing!
-Altaria starts singing a hauntingly beautiful tune.-
Dragonite: <Uh-oh!> -Covers his ears.-
-pulls out an umbrella to shield herself from the sudden downpour-
This is why you always come prepared.
Felis: <If that were true, then you'd have made sure to sign up for participation in this tournament when it was open.>
-sigh- Rub it in, why don't you. Can't we just watch?
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.-has let out Toxicroak-
Toxicroak: Hehehe....-is soaking up the rain happily-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.Lance: Excellent! Now, Hyper Beam!
-Altaria charges up, then fires an enormous beam of orange energy at Nudi, causing a large explosion on impact.-
Dragonite: <Oh no! That poor Gastrodon! I'm so sorry, sir!>
<Nadia: "Hmm... Looks like that slug thing might be in trouble...">
<Lardna: "Somehow, I don't feel particularly bad for it...">
<Shaun: "Lardna... He's in battle... He has to worry about defeating an opponent...">
<Lardna: "I don't see why he couldn't have picked a strategy that didn't involve getting an audience of thousands of spectators soaked...">
-Watches Nudi get Hyper Beam'd-
<Milo: "Ooh... That looked like it hurt...">
<Nadia: "Gee, ya think?">
edited 6th Jun '11 4:34:42 PM by TracerBullet
Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985-Nudi gets knocked out-
Good job my friend, Nudi return.
-Recalls Nudi-
Go Steel!
-Steel appears-
Use Stone Edge!
-Steel sends up rock shards at Altaria-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
-watching from the sidelines-
I don't have all that much time, but I'll post more in at least next week.
I'm alive and less annoying than ever before.