ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Hae-won: "You seem confused. You... are here for the job position? Or did you come for something else?"

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

-all is currently well within the apartment-

-although a Wynaut doll has appeared behind the kitchen counter-

Athan: -his blank expression begins to shift into a scowl, but Vincent quickly takes over-

Vincent: <Play along or I'll eat your shotgun, I want entertainment dammit>

Athan: Er... The job.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Hae-won: "Oh, great! So, driving the sour cream truck, huh? Akravator would do it, but he has short leg."

Akravator: <One is hairy and the other is covered by pant.>

Hae-won: "Anyway, what experience do you have with food service, driving trucks, or bathing in condiments?"

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

 The Room 

-To Pentigan-

I'd assume so.

-Noticing the doll-

...And now I'm getting Secret Base vibes again.

edited 12th May '18 9:45:27 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

The Room

Okay wonderful. I hope I'm not getting ahead of myself but number 17 just got fried before I returned here. Good news though, the candles worked on him it's just that my timing was off.

-He smiles and walks over to one of the walls-

Think it's a bit early to go all Kennedy? I mean it's still gonna be back there no matter when we decide to do it...

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

 The Room 

17 down... four to go.

-To Pentigan-

Better to wait until Jimmy and Hae-Won end up back here, then we can properly compare notes.

edited 12th May '18 10:02:49 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Athan: ... I don't have any.

Vincent: <Sure you do. You used to drive one of the Rocket getaway vans back when you first started with them. And you used to snitch food from Bouffalant Wild Wings for Ira once in a while.>

Athan: Okay. I. I've done the first two.

-the doll does nothing, but it has a red-eyed tail-

-the wall Pent went to does nothing-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

The Room

Alright, so anyone met 18 or 19 yet? Actually does anyone have confirmation that 15 isn't the person we came in here to find? If they aren't then... Probably queued to be 20 with... Well there's way too many of us here to all be 21...

-He shrugs and ponders a few things without rambling about it-

You lot run into obtuse puzzles too?

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

-Lila is on a sofa reading a book on ancient legends and Eva is browsing the web on her laptop-

Eva: Hm... Yeah, I think that would be a good place to go eat. This is Lumiose after all and it's one of the top places to go.

Lila: Nah, I went there a while back and the food was terrible.

Sapphire: <Eugh, the memories. I think I'll need to go clean myself after just thinking about it.>

Lila: How about this place? -points to a different restaurant on Eva's laptop- That place is much better!

Eva: In that case, I'm going to get moving over there. I'm starving! Come on, everyone!

Merah: <Coming!>

Volt: <Wait a sec! Ok I'm here!> -jumps on Eva's head-

Gears: <Can't I sleep some more? I want to stay here, it's comfy.>

Eva: Ok, I guess you can hang back here, just please don't run off!

-Eva, Merah and Volt leave-

-Gwen and Danny, both humans, are eating-

Gwen: So that was the j-team's ship?

Danny: Apparently so, I was talking to someone while you were in the bathroom.

Gwen: Hmm, I'm pretty sure there are weremons in the j-team has weremons in it. Maybe we should go back there and see if we could meet some of them. I really need to create an account on one of those weremon social media sites.

Danny: Yeah, let's go back later.

Eva: -has arrived and been listening in for some time- What?! You two are weremons?!?!?! I've only heard of them in myths!!! Oh my Arceus!!!

-Everyone is staring at Eva-

Erm… I'll go back to eating.

Gwen: Jeez... You don't have to tell everyone in Lumiose with your shouting. C'est très stupide.

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.

Hae-won: "Great, you're hired!"

Akravator: -whispering to the audience, aka Vincent- <Between you and me, that sounds like a good thing. All of our sour cream... isn't exactly on the up and up. We got some... connections we needed to use to get our business off the ground.>

Hae-won: "At any rate, the first delivery should be loaded up, so mind heading down to the dock and getting it ready?"

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Shaun: "How was it?"

Jessica: "Great! We had fun and met a lot of cool peoplemons, like this poly couple and this Kalosian girl and-."

-She smiles.-

Jessica: "We'll be here all day."

-She gently reaches into her backpack and pulls out a sleeping Ninetales.-

Shaun: "Somebody had fun."

Jessica: "He's all tuckered out."

-She sets Jamie down on Shaun's bed and boops his snout.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Jimmy and his mons followed, "Chaos in my experience is a endless warzone, no clear objective or motive, where people get killed with no rhyme or reason."

<That was pretty messed up back in Zanzibar.>

~How's your dad doing anyways?~

Jimmy opted to ignore and turned to Odessa, "Where to next?"

Silas lead the group to the Airship and smiled when they reached it, "Presenting my home away from home. The Oblivion Wing."

It rested on the ground and a ramp to one of the upper airlocks was deployed, "So. Any questions about the Ship before we step in?"

Dracula sighed, <So unwilling... Fine. I shall assist you in undoing this, but to give up such power so quickly. Troubling.>

edited 13th May '18 11:24:35 AM by EchoingSilence

Outside Oblivion Wing, past

Yunwa: "What's it for and you have stuff to eat inside?"

Vert Avenue

Hazard: <Fangs.>

<...I mean thanks.>

<Let's just go.>

Hazard begins leading Dracula to the Genetics Lab.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Ever: I refuse to believe we did not just make some kind of dark bargain.

Guillaume: I bought tomato sauce.

Ever: From organ thieves?

Guillaume: Nobody here is an organ thief.

Ever: I am 90% sure I saw a sign saying "pancreas"!

Guillaume: Yeah, it's sweetbread. Have you never been to a farmer's market?

Ever: Sounds cursed.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Verax's Villa

Ezran: "You ever feel like you're left out of the loop?"

Verax: -Sitting at a desk, he is currently writing a report- "Yeah, I do. I do all the time."

Ezran: "You think we should try and be more involved?"

Verax: -He looks up- "Yeah, no, that'd be fun."

Iri Manor

Regina: <Do you ever feel like you're left out of the loop?>

Jacob: -Taking a deep sip of tea, whilst he is sitting on a sofa, has soft piano music playing, and reading a book- "Yes."

Regina: <Do you think we should go out there and get invol->

Jacob: "No."

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

 The Room 

Garrett... was number 15, so I suspect it might be counting in odd numbers, so whoever shows up here next will have #19.

Closely connected though, since he's her brother and there was that puzzle with probably their mom, only symbolism that makes sense from what I can tell.

edited 13th May '18 3:28:00 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

I FUCKED UP, LADS

edited 13th May '18 2:18:35 PM by SwiftSeraph

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Athan: ...Okay. -does the "reluctant high school student making vague acting motions" routine- It's uh. Ready.

Vincent: <Put some life into it, man. You're playing a truck driver, not a zombie.>

Athan: Shut up.

Odessa: -begins heading through the forest toward the lake- We're going to look for someone else to die in our stead, how about that.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Lilith is slithering around the Stormchaser, apparently lost.

off the shits

The Room

Hopefully whoever picks up 19 grabs the plot tr-... Wait no that's reserved for the revisit part of the-... Crap I'm gonna have to revisit the Basement for no good reason!

-He grumbles and shrugs-

So, how's the loot? I have a vague theory that I got a really good item because even though I was slightly too late to actually legit save him (mostly because the tools weren't around till it was too late) I did actually make Source, the most fervent of the victims, doubt himself and wish to back off from his assigned death.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

 The Room 

-To Pent-

I got this candle, tried to cheat the test, but it wasn't having it.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Athan would probably feel surrounded by a shadowy aura, then see Libby and a Turtonator behind him.

Libby: <Hehehe... got him, boss!>

Turtonator: -arranging her claws like a fingergun- <This is a stickup, give us the keys to your truck.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

-A Ditto just...faceplants outside a training room by Lilith.-

Niles: <Ooh, Shigure...so rough. That's my job.>

---

Shaun: "Okay, you can have Ace, Jamie, and...Tsuboi."

Jessica: "Can't I use...one of my Fire-types?"

Shaun: "Tsunami would probably wipe the floor with most of them, no offense."

-The impy Froslass on Shaun's shoulder grins, one lil' fang sticking out.-

Midna: <Yeah, it'd be pretty embarassing for your Fire-types to fall to me, too.>

---

-Gabrielle is looking for any Admin that isn't Izaya.-

edited 13th May '18 4:30:30 PM by SwiftSeraph

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Athan: Wh- -groans- Okay, whatever.

Vincent: -watches closely-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Lilith jumps.

Lilith: <.. Oh dear! Are you alright?>

<And why do you sound kind of familiar..?>

off the shits