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DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#524326: Jan 1st 2018 at 4:44:35 PM

The GM House

To: Flamel?

From: Deziree

Oh, uh, hi! I'm Deziree Galvani-Morton. I'm a scien FLAMEL IT IS SO GOOD TO FINALLY MEET YOU EVEN THROUGH AN INDIRECT MEDIUM! I AM DOCTOR MOBIUS - I READ ABOUT YOUR EXPLOITS THOUGH I ASSUME A GOOD NINETY FIVE PERCENT OF THEM ARE FALSEHOODS OR IMPOSTERS. ARE YOU INDEED THE ONE WHO MADE THE TWO IMMORTALS? QUITE EXCELLENT WORK, BY MY MEASURE! QUITE A STROKE OF GENIUS, MODULATING THEIR SENSE OF TIME TO MORE ADEQUATE THEM TO LONG LIFE SPANS, IF THAT IS INDEED WHAT YOU DID! I DO NOT TEND TO POKE AROUND OTHER'S SUBJECTS UNLESS INVITED, AND SADLY I NEVER RECEIVED PERMISSION FROM ONE, AND NEVER ASKED THE OTHER OUT OF PROFESSIONAL COURTESY FOR HER COMPANION.

Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#524327: Jan 1st 2018 at 4:46:04 PM

Celadon, restaurant, past

Lewis: Do they require any assistance against this Mobius group? I'm on a break from mission work, so I'd be glad to help.

Route 13

Channah: Ah, right. Yeah, I've never seen this side of Unova. Got bored and left halfway through last time. The uh, region is kinda off-putting to me, for some reason.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#524328: Jan 1st 2018 at 4:47:24 PM

Somewhere

Tori: -Looks at her phone- "Ohai mystery number, not gonna fall for that trick again"

Elsewhere

To: Flamel?
From: Blitz

Uh, yeah you're getting through.

I didn't know alchemy was still a thing.

AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#524329: Jan 1st 2018 at 5:01:11 PM

Driftveil Bridge

Colt was interrupted from his practice when he looked at the texts. He dedicated both hands to looking at and responding to the texts.

To: ???, J-Team

From: Colton Rever

Isn't alchemy so expensive and energy-consuming that's more expedient to just dig below the earth and find gold rather than making it from lead? I mean, the process is doable, but why do it?

Subconsciously, he continued walking through Driftveil, continuing to Mistralton.

edited 1st Jan '18 6:38:38 PM by AbsentCoder

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
OlympianSoul Myth creater from Eugen, OR Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Myth creater
#524330: Jan 1st 2018 at 5:07:27 PM

Homer: mmhm.

-"Homer takes a sip of his strawberry lemonade"-

Homer, to Megan: Is there anything ells you can tell me, like this... organizations location, or what exactly this Izaya guys job is in it?

Let's all have fun
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#524331: Jan 1st 2018 at 5:13:27 PM

 Route 13 

-To Channah-

I don't know, Unova's kinda my favorite region that isn't back in [Japan]. That would be Hoenn.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#524332: Jan 1st 2018 at 5:25:29 PM

Lush Jungle, Years in the Past... (But Not Many)

Mallow: Welcome to Lush Jungle! I'm Mallow, your Trial Captain for this evening! I have a scrumptious challenge on the menu for tonight!

Basket the Tropius: <We came hungry!>

Rufus the Krokorok: <Literally, I can't remember which hat I stashed my burrito in.> T_T

Tang: -grins- The challenges have been very exhilarating so far!

Mallow: Oh, did Lana pull her little playing-innocent routine on you?

Tang: Haha, yeah, that was wild.

Brooklet Hill

Lana: N...

Lana: N...

Lana: Nihilego.

-she shakes her head, clearly she had just had a hallucination-

-maybe something she ate-

-like Mallow's cooking-

Lush Jungle

Mallow: Well, this challenge should be a LITTLE more straightforward!

-she hands Tangent a bag-

You'll want to head into the jungle there and forage up some ingredients for my Mallow Special™! I'll need a Mago Berry, a Tiny Mushroom, a Revival Herb, and a Miracle Seed!

Of course, there's no such thing as a free lunch! Wild Pokémon may well challenge you along the way!

Well, get going~!

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#524333: Jan 1st 2018 at 5:30:35 PM

Route 13

Channah: -crosses a bridge- Hoenn's okay. I used to love it, but not as much anymore. What do you like about Unova?

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#524334: Jan 1st 2018 at 5:42:23 PM

International Airspace - On the Way back to Alola

Silas looks at the text and turns on the autopilot on the jet. He proceeds to text back.

To: ???/Flamel
From: Silas. A. Grant

Hello there. Adapting to modern technology? Immortal? You mean like Umbra? Man the Truthnfiction site would have a field day with this. Also, alchemy, I am now concerned. How much of it is equivalent exchange and how much is old style lead into gold? You should probably meet up with the scientists of the world some time. We'd like to hear your ideas.

Sergey_Smirnov Trans Terminus Homo from Everywhere and Nowhere (With a german accent) Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
Trans Terminus Homo
#524335: Jan 1st 2018 at 6:01:09 PM

Moon Tribe Ruins

Deep Voice!Alyesha: "W-Wait shoul- aaand you're in... oh well, what bad can come of it?"

And with that Alyesha hopped into the second tank

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#524336: Jan 1st 2018 at 6:06:37 PM

Lush Jungle

Tang: Hey, any luck?

Basket: -frowns- <I've checked every berry tree. No Mago Berries, not even culinary substitutions.>

Lua the Quilava: -burrows up from under a dead log- <mushrooms == false> 😕

Rufus: -perched in a tree, scanning the ground with his keen vision- <No Miracle Seeds here...>

Tang: And I found no Revival Herbs...

Cephas the Geodude: <They like being tricky, but I admit I feel a bit underinstructed right now.>

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Asterisk395 No voice to cry suffering from Hallownest Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
No voice to cry suffering
#524337: Jan 1st 2018 at 6:14:23 PM

Celadon restaurant, past

Megan: -to Lewis- I dunno, probably!

...I kinda heard J-Team tends to snowball-assimilate the people they randomly come across, anyways, so, glad to have you on board! ^_^;

-to Homer- I'm afraid not, I only met him at the Clavis party and he was friendly-ish, until he...oh! He mentioned "breaking" this team like the J-Team, called the "Dollars". I think you might be able to get a bit more from Ever, or maybe someone else on the J-Team I don't know, sorry.

No mind to think. No will to break.
Phazya Asimov Space Crew Member from a french Café, sipping some tea Since: May, 2015 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Asimov Space Crew Member
#524338: Jan 1st 2018 at 6:15:59 PM

Grand Entei

Spinme:<My scrawny Zorua body is ready.>

Grand Articuno

Phaz notices the Articuno getting close to the center.

Phaz: « Colton? We might want to hurry here! »

Meanwhile Embry switched for some good ol' Rock Slide!

Sergey’s Camp

Embry chuckles and looks under Mistral’s wing

Embry: <Hello~!>

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
OlympianSoul Myth creater from Eugen, OR Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Myth creater
#524339: Jan 1st 2018 at 6:17:47 PM

-"Homer eats his steak"-

Homer: Any idea where I can find this Ever... wait was he that one guy who left before the birds attacked?

Let's all have fun
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#524340: Jan 1st 2018 at 6:25:38 PM

Celadon, restaurant, past

Lewis: -shrugs- If he was, I commend his foresight.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#524341: Jan 1st 2018 at 6:25:43 PM

Lush Jungle

Basket: <Do you think we have to grow our own ingredients?>

Tang: That would... take a while?

Rufus: <We could sneak out the back and go to the Thrifty Megamart. And hit the burrito place on the way bac->

Pankaja the Wooper: <I found the ingredients!>

Cephas: <...ALL of them?!>

Pankaja: <Mmm-hmm!> ++(^_^)++

Lua: <strace, please>

Pankaja: <They're all in a big pile back there!>

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
OlympianSoul Myth creater from Eugen, OR Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Myth creater
#524342: Jan 1st 2018 at 6:33:39 PM

Homer, to Lewis: I guess.

-"Homer finishes his meal"-

Homer, to Megan: I'll take a look, and tell you what I find, but I can't promise more then that. Any idea on where these Dollar guys hang out?

Let's all have fun
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#524343: Jan 1st 2018 at 6:34:16 PM

 Route 13 

-To Channah-

Well... I like how Unova has such a diversity of different peoples, e pluribus unum and all that, Nacrene and Straiton's brownstones are pretty neat, it's the best option I have when it comes to traversing other worlds, cool trains, Dragonspiral Tower I need to visit there again., the juxposition between urban and rural...

-It becomes obvious that I might go on for at least 20 minutes if not stopped-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#524344: Jan 1st 2018 at 6:42:02 PM

Route 13

Channah: -just listens placidly, not really caring to interrupt-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#524345: Jan 1st 2018 at 6:42:28 PM

Goldenrod City

-Amanita is on the phone-

Amanita: I don't know why she'd be here. I have literally no idea where she would be. Can you—

-she sighs as the person she's talking to hangs up, and puts away the phone-

It would be nice if she'd pick up her phone.

???: <Excuse me.>

-Amanita blinks and turns to see...-

-a Salazzle-

-riding a Metagross-

-floating twenty feet in the air-

Salazzle: <Are you aware that you are standing on a battleground?>

Amanita: ...Is this a historical re-enactment thing?

Salazzle: <No. I'm referring to the literal area on which you are standing, which is about to become a battleground.>

Amanita: ...Why's that?

Salazzle: <Because I am about to battle you.>

Amanita: ...Oh.

-and then she dashes for cover as the Metagross's eyes glow and runic circles appear in the air, firing lasers after her-

Salazzle: <Don't take this personally. I have to keep my skills sharp for when the others get here.>

Metagross: <Do you think we'd be able to hit her if you hadn't announced your plans beforehand?>

Salazzle: <I'm sure I don't know what you mean.>

edited 1st Jan '18 6:44:08 PM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Sergey_Smirnov Trans Terminus Homo from Everywhere and Nowhere (With a german accent) Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
Trans Terminus Homo
#524346: Jan 1st 2018 at 6:54:12 PM

Sergey’s Camp

Out from under Mistral's wing shot a pair of small leaves, muting Embry quickly and pulling them under the wing, Loran all the while did not notice that

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#524347: Jan 1st 2018 at 6:56:15 PM

Lush Jungle- Back Section

-there is, in fact, a large pile of foodstuffs in the back of the clearing-

-including the requested Mago Berries, Revival Herbs, Miracle Seeds, and Tiny Mushrooms-

Rufus: <Wow, Pankaja's, like, our MVP this trial.>

Lua: <try {...>

Basket: <Yeah, something about this is... suspicious...>

Tang: Keep your guards up....

-they cautiously step forwards...-

Rustle!

A Wild Oranguru Appeared!

Tang: Ah... I suppose you would be defending this stash?

Oranguru: 💂🏽

Tang: Would you allow us to take the four ingredients we need for the Trial?

Oranguru: 😒

Rufus: <Let me guess, we have to battle you?>

Oranguru: 🤔

Oranguru: 😈

Tang: Well, diplomacy was worth a sho-

-the Oranguru throws a Net Ball-

Wild Oranguru Sent Out Pinsir!

All: -blink-

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#524348: Jan 1st 2018 at 7:02:36 PM

Goldenrod
Having been shopping, Artoria and Mordred are greeted to a scene of someone being lasered by a Metagross while a Salazzle... directs them?

Artoria and Mordred: "What."

Morded: "Should we..."

Artoria: "Yes."

Artoria and Mordred remove their scarf and tie, respectively,

Mordred: <Great!>

Artoria flourishes her blades, ending with one pointing at the Salazzle. <You!>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#524349: Jan 1st 2018 at 7:05:38 PM

Celadon

Jacob: -He leaps off a bench- "I'm going to Unova now. That sounds good."

-He starts to find his way to an airport after purchasing tickets because people with money can do that-

To: Dune

From: Jacob

Hey buddy, it's been a while.

How's Dezi holding up? I know she was mad after my arm went all DBZ Piccolo on her. Wuffles keeps not letting me text her and I wanted to let her know things worked out.

Goldenrod

-From above the fight, the gold Gallade stands-

???: <...>

-He watches-

-You want to know who isn't just watching though?-

-There's an Exploud sauntering after the Salazzle, holding a collection of plays-

-He has a very minor case of major fucked up obsession-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Asterisk395 No voice to cry suffering from Hallownest Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
No voice to cry suffering
#524350: Jan 1st 2018 at 7:07:46 PM

Celadon restaurant, past

Megan: Yep! He vanished a bit before the whole...thing...happened.

And thanks! And I don't know who the Dollars are, just that he mentioned them. Thanks so much!

-she finishes her potato-

No mind to think. No will to break.

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