ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Arkady: <Bloody - Will you stop that?! You're - ow - supposed to be half-dead!> -tackles the Murkrow in a Take Down-

Riot: -tanks the Air Slash and plants a Draining Kiss on the Roost-using Honchkrow- <Mwah!>

Lewis: -sweatdrops- That works...

-Channah and Dolabella are leaving the bookstore more or less empty-handed-

Dolabella: <Hey look, it's that asshole from the party.>

Channah: Nah, that's just Tagg. -double-takes- ?

Dolabella: -shrugs-

Channah: (ehhhhh he's too close now to ignore) Er, hi. Again.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

-Ever beams-

Custard: <No, think about it! She can make an army of smaller ice foxes! You and Astolfo are just the beginning!>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Zoroark Green: <You SUCKER PUNCHED Mew?!>

-she takes a step back to avoid any lightning-

Cephas: -is Ground type-

<Um. OK then. I shouldn't be surprised I suppose.>

<Echo is this quiet lady who likes books and science.>

-he thinks better of mentioning her supervillain past, it's a bit rude to gossip-

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

 Lacunosa 

-After hearing Dolabella's comment-

Rude.

-To Channah-

Hey, what brings you to the walled city?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Masako: <... Yes, but why?>

Astolfo: :D <So you said you have a Mimikyu?>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Celadon fountain

-"The large Hanchkrow takes the hydro pump/thunder bolt head on, and falls to the grounds It valiantly tries to stand up, but soon succumbs to its injury and passes out."-

-"The Hanchkrow that had used peck succumbs to the draining kiss, and also passes out"-

-"The first murkrow continues to cluck for a bit, before passing out"-

Homer: Well... I was useless.

Anubis, disappointed in himself: <I'm sorry sir>

Homer: Anybody have any idea what that was about?

edited 28th Dec '17 10:45:42 PM by OlympianSoul

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Celadon

Thespi: -Victory Pose-

<...oh no! I forgot to use a one-liner!>

Megan: I tried asking them! Multiple times! They didn't say anything!

Pippy: -looking around at the...dozens? of fainted bodies- <...so should we do something about these guys?>

edited 28th Dec '17 10:46:48 PM by Asterisk395

No mind to think. No will to break.

Custard: <I mean...Ninetales. It's just the kind of thing they'd do.>

Ever: I do!

-he procures Muninn from...somewhere-

Muninn: <Please let me sleep.>

Ever: No rest for the wicked!

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Castelia Library Balcony

Colt considered asking what she looked like before realizing it wouldn’t really matter. He cleared his throat.

“Uh, yeah. Sucker Punch is a perfectly legal move,” he reasoned. “I also had untapped Obscuric powaz, soooo~” he shrugged.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Celadon - Last Night

-The Nightslash slams into him, nearly knocking him out-

-And knocking him back out of the way of the Aerial Ace, which merely grazes him before splitting the ground-

-Looking at these two fallen opponents, the Gallade collapses to his knees-

<... Magnificent. Truly.> -He looks at the two-

<You two... That such powerful, durable, enemies exist.> -He stands-

<I pay you my respects.>

<...>

<I also do not envy whatever Celadon municipality worker is sent out to repair this.>

-He leaves-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Artoria: <I salute you as well, unnamed golden Gallade.>

Mordred: -remains passed out.-

Artoria picks up Mordred, their respective scarf and tie, and heads off.

Astolfo: <Latios cap!> :D

Masako: <... You're... not wrong, and I don't like that.>

edited 28th Dec '17 10:56:40 PM by Izshta

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Celadon fountain

-"suddenly, the large Honchkrow stands up, but instead of attacking, it starts trying to walk towered the first murkrow"-

Large honchkrow: <Must... save... the boy>

-"the large Honchkrow trips over its feet, and falls to the ground again"-

edited 28th Dec '17 10:57:20 PM by OlympianSoul

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Lewis: No idea what that was at all! But you weren't useless, don't say that. -speaks like he's quoting something- Several are better than one, because they have a good reward for their toil. For if they faint, one will lift up his party member; but woe to him who is alone when he whites out and has not another to take him to the Pokemon Center.

Arkady: -wobbles over- <Just ignore the filler, it's easier.> -sees the Honchkrow- <Eh? They're still conscious?>

Channah: Neh, unexplored territory. Shopping.

Dolabella: -sighs- <Urgh. Bitch, look. Here's another chance to ask about it. Free, even.>

Channah: What? I already said -

Dolabella: <Ugghhh.>

edited 28th Dec '17 10:59:12 PM by Metanoia

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Muninn: <Latios cap, yes. I was originally a Latios before my death.>

Ever: I killed him. ^_^ For reasons.

Custard: <Exactly! You should ask her when you get a chance.>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Masako: <Yes, because supervillains always reveal their plans when directly asked.>

Astolfo: -confused- <... What?>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Celadon

Megan: ...oh come on.

...then why didn't you SAY SO?

I asked! This could all have been avoided!

We have no issue with you taking this Murkrow back!

Geez...

Pippy: <...we have some Potions...>

Thespi: <Oh, what a tragedy! We were the villains all along! Oh, but for a miscommunication!>

Megan: -huffs-

No mind to think. No will to break.

Homer, to Lewis: Thanks man... did you just make that up?

-"The large Honchkrow looks at Megan with surprise, then joy"-

Large Honchkrow: <I'm sorry for not noticing that you were talking to me before. If you're able to heal us, we would be extremely great full. Also, could you pluck the feathers off that small one on the ground so we can eat him later?>

-"The large Honchkrow points towards the first murkrow"-

edited 28th Dec '17 11:10:27 PM by OlympianSoul

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Custard: <Well, they should! It would make everything a lot more convenient.>

Ever: It's a very long story.

Muninn:<7000 years, to be precise.>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Astolfo: <Oh...> -pause- <I don't have anything to do!>

Masako: <You're not wrong, but that would also eliminate all dramatic tension.>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Arkady: <Oh yeah, of course. And then, I reckon, you'll try to eat me next.>

Lewis: -making a :| face- Cannabalism is frowned upon in most societies, I'm sure. Apparently not in the Murkrow population. Hm. -looks at Homer and Megan- Your call.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Muninn: <...Well, if you're sure.

See, originally I belonged to a thriving civilization of Latii on the moon, but my sister and I wiped it out after being exiled from it. The technology for which we'd been exiled was later used to wipe out our sister civilization and destroy the floating continent on which they lived. This led to the overall decline of Latii worldwide, eventually precipitating into an endangered state. This prompted me to spend the next several centuries attempting to enslave the world's species in order to lay the groundwork for the rebirth of Latii civilizations. However, while working for Cipher, I clashed with the person currently petting you, and lost my wing in the conflict. I was sent to a Latii prison, and developed an obsessive grudge. I eventually escaped with the aid of an Alakazam, tracked down Ever, posed as a member of his team, and attempted to kill him, however due to an error in judgement I ended up being killed myself. Through sheer spite and drive for vengeance I dragged myself back from the Spirit World as a Mimikyu, but I lacked most of my abilities and was captured, leading to Ever attempting to reform me.>

Ever: Successfully!

-Muninn grumbles-

Custard: <Oh, yeah, good point. You gotta keep up the tension.>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Celadon

Megan: -stares in utter revulsion-

Pippy: -doing much the same-

Thespi: -this wasn't on the script-

Tripod: -blissfully tuning everyone out-

-...-

-a Pokéball bursts open-

Vee the Vaporeon: <It's time for violence!> :D

-she flips lazily and brings her tail down like a Legendary's hammering wrath onto the head of the offending 'krow-

Vee used Aqua Tail!

No mind to think. No will to break.

Homer, to Lewis, confused: Cannibalism, dude, what are you talking about?

-"notices that Megans attacking the large Honchkrow with her Vaporeon"-

-"The Honchkrows head is smashed into the pavement knocking it out cold"-

Homer: now that's just over kill.

edited 28th Dec '17 11:28:21 PM by OlympianSoul

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Astolfo listens intently. <Ooooh.>

Masako: <... That... was not the point.>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Lewis: Ah, just considering it's within the same evolutionary line and all. That could've been parent eating child, or something of that nature. You know.

Arkady: <I'm just glad it's done. No fun at all getting sucker-pecked by a Murkrow.>

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.