ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Clavis Manor

Megan: Um, are you looking for something?

Thespi: -overhead- <Hey, look, more white-haired anime people! They're definitely plot-important!>

Megan: -turns to look-

No mind to think. No will to break.

-As Efreet turns around there is a large, angry female Tyrantrum glaring down at the group.-

-She leans forward and open her giant, toothed maw...-

Victoria: <SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!!>

-Victoria's tone and mannerisms leave it VERY clear as to what will happen if she is disturbed again.-

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"Wait, did I tell you my n- !" Daydre freezes as she notices Mordred out of the corner of her eye. She turns around dramatically and spears a finger at the Lurantis.

"YOU! You were the one at that store yesterday!"

She then unturns and goes back to talking to Neon. "... So, yeah. Did I say my name to you..?"

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Conservatory

-The color drains from Efreet's everything-

Efreet:<T-The great efreet will go find a corner now yes, thank you.>

-He shuffles off meekly-

Undine:<...you actually shut him up.>

-She blinks-

<Note to self, find Jason a Tyrunt fossil...>

Artoria nods. "Thank you, ser."

Mordred: -pouting.- <This is not how I expected this to go>

Artoria: "Shush, you got what you want."

Mordred: <... Sort of.>

Artoria enters the mansion proper and... realizes she has no idea what to actually do.

Artoria: "Mordred I have no idea what I am doing"

Mordred: <You've met people on the J-team right? Go find someone!> She looks over at Daydre: <Oh, hi.>

Artoria: "Um, alright." She starts wandering around looking for people she recognizes, dragging Mordred after her.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

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Colt shrugged. "New teammates," he reflected as he sent out Natu and stroked the Tiny Bird's head.

"New doohickeys," he added as he drew the blue scarf.

"Same old Legendary Facepalms," he finished, but he did not demonstrate, instead electing to shove his scarf back into his pocket.

"Yeah, not much of anything happened, and sometimes I favor it stay that way," he reasoned. "Well, I mean there was that instance with that fae goddess and how I tried to get her to pet me before I told her my name, and I'm fairly sure she still doesn't know it," he recalled. "But that's just peanuts compared to what you've done, right?"

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Jacob: -Beat-

"... No, I'm his brother. His more charming, intelligent, and attractive brother."

"..."

"This is so weird"

Regina: <A little arrogant, are we?>

Jacob: "Nah I have scars. Scars are cool."

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Verax: "..."

Ezran: -She follows his gaze- "... Oh."

Verax: "..."

Ezran: "... Do you ever think with anything above the waist?"

Verax: "My heart, mostly. And my brain when other people are depending on me."

Ezran: "Yeah that was rhetorical. Go on and say hi to her. I'll just eat here with Celeste and Baltha-"

-Aaaaand he's gone-

"... Right."

-She pets Balthazar's head- "You look handsome tonight, Balthy."

-The Hydreigon smiles, all of his heads wearing bowties-

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Verax: -Suddenly leaning against a wall- "Haven't seen you in a bit, mind if I get lost inside those eyes for a while?"

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"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

-To Dave-

Another massive complication to deal with.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Silas nodded, "Ah. And honestly, every adventure is a interesting adventure."

At the scarf, he looked at Hacks, then back to Colton, "Actually could I see that Scarf? Hacks says he's been sensing subtle changes about someone here..."

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Evan: ...See you. Thank goodness he's stopped bugging me.

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Corrin: <I see...>

-She returns to human form, and picks her glass and plate back up off the table.-

Corrin: How did you restore your memories, though? Perhaps I could get mine back the same way.

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-The girl who isn't Rose grins, and takes off her sunglasses. The light is low enough that it doesn't seem to hurt, and Verax can see the pixellated patterns in her pupils.-

Paula: Hell of an introduction there, ladykiller. So soon after ditching your other date, no less.

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"Uh, sure," he offered the scarf to Silas. "I got it from a place called "Ersatz" something. Wear it and it'll have the same effects as an H-P Armband," he explained.

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-A Celesteela pops around the corner by Efreet...and slowly backs away.-

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-Achille and Beowulf stand here, the former with a glass of wine and the latter with a bottle of beer.-

Achille: "The oldest and the youngest..."

Beowulf: <In body, that is.>

Achille: "Yes, you're quite mature...a result of being an empath, I suppose."

Beowulf: <Indeed. Even now I must block out the influx of emotions, though I can still feel Shaun and the legendaries here.>

Achille: "I see. Well, I'm off. Haven't had a proper smoke in years. The only way you could smoke in my village was if you were on fire."

Beowulf: <Mmmph.>

-He takes a swig of his beer as Achille walks towards one of the smoking rooms.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

As all awkward party guests inevitably do, Artoria and Mordred have made their way over to the food, when Artoria notices Corrin.

Artoria: "Oh, it's Corrin"

Mordred: <Well, let's go!>

Artoria: "Wait but -"

Artoria's protests are cut off as she is dragged over by Mordred to Corrin.

Artoria: -awkwardly being tugged along while trying not to spill her food because a) food and b) suits are expensive to clean and tend to stain- "... Um, Hello, Corrin."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Silas took the scarf and observed it over, "Really now? What the heck is a H-P armband?"

~Might have something to do with those weird changes in aura I've been reading.~

Silas gave a shrug before putting the scarf on.

A Lucario that looked similar to Hacks stood there, realized what was going on, and almost panicked as it took the scarf off.

Silas stood back, "Okay I'm sober now."

Hacks just sat there grinning at Colton, ~So that's what H-P means. And Ersatz eh?~

"Hacks no."

Silas handed Colton the scarf back, "I presume you have been getting use out of this."

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Verax: -He leans back and smirks- "She asked if she could come just to get out of the office, it isn't a date."

"And besides, this little corner is far too cold and lonely for someone like you."

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

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"The only thing I haven't used it for is to howl at the moon. You know, like werewolfmons do in movies," he chuckled, creating an illusory double of his Dusk Lycanroc Pokeform to fist-bump him.

The illusory Talbain faded as Colt chuckled. "I only have the one. It means a lot to me, and I will make sure anyone who messes with it pays. DEARLY," he warned.

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A twenty-something looking man in a suit with a long blonde ponytail and a fluffy Zorua-y scarf is edging his way towards the alcohol. Strangely, he has Ninetales ears and tails. Maybe they're accessories?.... Wait, was he here a few minutes ago?

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Paula: If you say so, pretty boy~

-She gives him a kiss on the cheek-

Paula: Meanwhile, I just wanted an excuse to get away from the Skull kids. Their parties aren't nearly as nice as this. Seeing you here is always a plus, though.

-She smirks, leaning against the wall and looking out at the partygoers-

Paula: So, place your bets, how long do you think it'll be before someone sees me and decides they want to start a fight right in front of the rich people?

Gogie: <Huh, interesting. Didn't think she'd be int->

<...Huh. Didn't expect that. Guess we'll see how it goes.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

-Jamie bites the inside of his cheek and nods.-

Jamie: <Archer hasn't come back yet, has he?>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Silas blinked at the illusion, but quickly ignored it, seeing people with powers wasn't unusual at this point.

"Well glad you are at least finding use for it. Some tools we pick up and then never use."

~I say we gotta find this Ersatz place. It would make finishing my training with you easier.~

"Yeah how about we don't and say we did... I get the feeling something big is gonna happen soon, and it involves fixing the Etralink."

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Verax: "I do say so gorgeous girl." -He smirks and takes her hand for a moment before kissing her nose-

"Totally get that. Ren is good for nice parties. And he invited me, so hey, he might be alright with you."

-He leans back as well to look at the assembly- "I'll put 20 down on... hmm... Within 30 minutes. Maybe less, maybe more. Who knows? Maybe people here have some decency."

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

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“That goes without saying,” Colt chuckled. “I’m pretty sure you can find Ersatz through a random interdimensional rift.

“Or you’ll go to that world where everyone is a Pokémon. Either will work for that goal, apparently.

“I’mma go get a drink, maybe they have something non-alcoholic,” he mused as he left for the alcoholic drinks, not even fooling himself.

And then he saw the dude with Ninetales ears. Ever curious, he reached for them, but did not touch them. He drew his hand back before he could be noticed and tried to start a more casual conversation. “Cool scarf,” he decided on.

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Gogie: <...No, not yet. If there's been news on his end, don't think I've heard it.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Jamie: <Oh.>

-He paws at the floor (not scratching it).-

Jamie: <...nice party, huh?>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"