ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Iron Aux Base

Zrone: "Because we're going to upgrade your stuff now and I wanted you here for that."

"So!"

-He removes her arm very quickly and places a wrench in her mouth-

"I'll be back in ten minutes. Good luck!"

-He pats her head and exits-

Resort Area

-The two run out of the villa and send out Balthazar and Muton, and Jeremiah sends out his Lucario and his Salamence-

"BALTHAZAR BREAK THEM!"

Jeremiah: "Lunaris! Psychic!"

-Balthazar yawns and rushes the roach creature, slamming into it-

-The Lucario slams the insectoid with his mind and rushes at it-

-Muton grapples the creature and wrestles it to the ground-

-It stands up and with a burst of silver energy from it and knocks Balthazar out, and Lucario and Muton back from it, the Salamence is unharmed and slams down into it with Fly-

-The creature stumbles-

{Filthy little... who gave you the right to harm me???}

Verax: "What is this thing??"

edited 11th Dec '17 8:50:57 PM by Verax

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Seafolk Village - A Few Days Ago

<Eltenios: "What's there to explain? The ship suddenly flew up and now the world's spinning!"> @.@

<Pyry: "And would it kill you to speak one at a time? It's hard talking to five of you at once!"> @.@

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985

Psyche grins. ~Eeeee, the deck of girlfriends GROWS.~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

-Jessica ratchets off a salute with her right forepaw before sliding the armband on.-

Human!Jessica: "Fair enough. Thanks!"

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Natalie: "Um what- " -suddenly, wrench.- "Mmmph"

Natalie sets the wrench on her chest.

Natalie: "And I thought I was bad at people..."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Stormchaser

-Kaito giggles-

Kaito: I'll get Phoenix, then.

Driftveil

-Another Flygon descends from the sky near where Phoenix sent off the flare.-

Kaito: Hey, there. Want to ride my Flygon?

Spectrum: <There is no other way they could have said that at all!>

edited 11th Dec '17 9:03:31 PM by BittersweetNSour

Marmalade: <Really? That's a dangerous game.>

Ever: Oh, don't encourage her...

Marmalade: <I'll take a tithe of your yearly earnings. Preferably this will be in the form of various meats and berries, but I've had luck trading with certain open-air markets. I'd like 15% but I will accept 10% if you're having lean times.>

Ever: Just ignore her.

Marmalade: <Now, if you're interested in secondary benefits to our dealing, I can apply to have myself registered as your dependent, meaning that you'll receive tax deductions for—>

Ever: No.

Marmalade: <But we're having so much fun.>

Ever: This is an inappropriate outlet for your desire to become a stockbroker.

Marmalade: <Or maybe this is an inappropriate outlet for your desire to use me as a taxi service.>

Ever: Don't be silly. Taxis get paid.

Marmalade: <How well are you adjusted to that new arm?>

Ever: Why do you—

Marmalade: <Hold on, other human.>

-and she goes into a corkscrew-

Ever: Uncool.

Marmalade: <You're still here?>

-she chuckles as they reach the Stormchaser-

Marmalade: <Let's do this again sometime!>

Ever: Missed you too.

PEFE!Every: ...I guess I don't have a choice at this point, do I?

Tuft: <Such are the joys of social pressure.>

PEFE!Every: This is the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone. Ever.

Tuft: <Yes, I'm sure having a date is the worst problem anyone has ever had. Didn't you get most of your skin melted off five weeks ago?>

PEFE!Every: Mrrrr.

-she's about to send this, when Tuft grabs her hand-

Tuft: <You can't just send that. Let me fix it for you.>

PEFE!Every: What?

PEFE!Every: ...Why would you do that?

edited 11th Dec '17 9:05:08 PM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Psyche buries her face in Diane's shoulder and screams mentally. ~Diane I'm so gay, I haven't had a date with a new girl in so long aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

PEFE HQ — Malie Branch

-Diane giggles and runs her fingers through Psyche's hair.-

Diane: Relax, you'll do fine. You did fine with me, after all <3 If you do end up keeping interest beyond the first date, though, do be sure to tell her about the poly thing before there are any miscommunications.

Psyche blinks. ~Oh shit, I forgot to tell her about that. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa life is suffering~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

PEFE HQ — Malie Branch

Diane: You'll be fine, you dork. I know you'll be fine.

Stormchaser

"I share sentiments with your trainer. Plus, that's just plain overkill," he added. "I have an extra Lemonade. Does that work?" He offered, drawing the drink in question.

"Maybe I should get a Flying-type on my team," he reconsidered, mulling over his options. A Togekiss would be really nice, but a Staraptor would be a welcome physical asset... A Talonflame could be helpful... I'm gonna need to write this stuff down...

"Wait, 'register as my dependent'?" He echoed. "As in, bouncing between teams on the fly?" He clarified. "And I actually meant "owe ya" as in a solid," he realized he forgot to mention.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Marmalade: <...I'll take it.>

-she sips the Lemonade-

Marmalade: <Delicious. Consider our debt settled.>

Ever: No such debt existed. If anything, you're in his debt now.

Marmalade: <I disagree.>

Ever: -sighs-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Iron Aux Base

-Zrone returns-

Zrone: "Your arm. Is not upgraded. You have a perfectly functioning mouth. Why are you not BUILDING!"

Resort Area

Verax: "Wait, is this a Pokemon?"

Jeremiah: "Does that look like a Pokemon to you???"

Verax: "Well it doesn't look like a human so I'm gonna go "yes"?"

Jeremiah: "Then catch it."

Verax: "Right!! Muton! Punch it!"

Jeremiah: "Lunaris! Velvez!"

-The Lucario Aura Sphere's the creature, Salamence uses Flamethrower-

-The creature uses Silver Wind again, knocking back the mons off and goes to dash away-

-Verax hurls a Dusk Ball at the creature-

Iri Manor

Click!

Resort Area

Click!

Iri Manor

Jacob: "... So what IS this thing, Pokedex?"

???

Jacob: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?"

"Anyhow. I will need a name for you. Until I have a better name, Godbert will do."

Verax's Villa

-Jeremiah is crashed on a couch-

-Ezran is munching on fries that Verax picked up-

Ezran: "So."

Verax: "So?"

Ezran: "What're you gonna name her?"

Verax: "Hrmmm... Celeste."

Ezran: "Why?"

Verax: "Because I have no idea I just think it fits."

Ezran: "Okay."

"..."

"... Thanks for the fries."

Verax: "Yeah no problem."

-Beat-

"Delivery fee." -He reaches over and takes a couple-

Ezran: "Were it not for the laws of this land-"

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Stormchaser

"Look, I have Lemonades for days, and we can ignore any accusations of addiction for now to simply say, we are even. Okay? No one don't owe any favors, assuming Mew Prime and Gladion haven't forgotten that I owe them," he considered as he approached what probably was an entryway.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Natalie: "... I would slap you but I am quite literally physically incapable." CYRUS

Cyrus: ~Yes?~

Natalie: Slap Zrone

Cyrus: ~...~ He floats in, and lightly taps Zrone. ~Happy?~

Natalie: "... Thank you"

edited 11th Dec '17 9:38:26 PM by Izshta

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Psyche groans. ~Kill me noooooow, I'm too gay for this shiiiiit. I just wanna smooch cute giiiiiirls.~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

PEFE HQ — Malie Branch

-Diane responds by laughing and smooching Psyche.-

Iron Aux Base

Zrone: -He is tapped-

"..."

"........."

-He:

"YEARHGHGHHG-"

-He twirls and collapses-

-He cries from the ground- "My POOR HEAD"

"YOU... YOU MONSTER"

-Beat-

-He stands up and puts a sleek gray metalic forearm on Natalie's other arm-

"Okay now get to work."

-He pats her head-

Iri Manor

Jacob: -Watching Godbert tapping at a vase with a chisel to add paint to it-

"..."

"You know who probably knows what's going on here?"

Regina: <Tagg?>

Jacob: "Tagg."

-He calls Tagg-

edited 11th Dec '17 9:43:45 PM by Verax

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

-Mezzo wanders down the streets aimlessly-

-as she walks, she notices that color seems to disappear from the buildings around her...-

-...then the sky, then the ground...-

-soon, there's nothing left but gray, and the buildings start crumbling to dust-

-the ground starts to collapse, and Mezzo starts running for it-

-but she can't escape, and the floor falls out from beneath her-

-sending her falling...-

-falling...-

-falling...-

-falling through a black void as the world annihilates itself-

-falling...-

-falling...-

-she looks down, and sees a pair of glowing red wings shining in the blackness-

-as she notices them, they clamp down on her, shattering her body-

-and waking her up-

-she lets out a loud gasp, then looks up; Fortis is looking directly at her, smiling sweetly-

Fortis: Are you okay, Piano?

Mezzo: Uh... Fortis? What are you doing here?

Fortis: I was feeling lonely, so I wanted to check up on you. It looked like you were having a nightmare.

Mezzo: Yeah. It was... I was falling into blackness, and then... ugh. Wonder if it was related to my near-death experience earlier.

Fortis: I'm so sorry... I'll make it up to you, I promise! -hugs Mezzo-

Mezzo: Thanks. -hugs back-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Cyrus floats back out.

Natalie tests her new arm, ignoring the indignity of getting pat. "... What exactly am I doing?"

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Iron Aux Base

Zrone: "..."

"Making your arm better? Duh! Now get to work. I'll come check on you in a bit."

-He walks out, after placing a laser drill in her hand-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

 Stormchaser 

-Is called-

Jacob?

edited 11th Dec '17 9:53:00 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Iri Manor

Jacob: "So. This thing just bust down my door. And I caught it? It's. It's this large flexing thing. And my dex doesn't recognize it. And then it broke out of my Pokeball. But it seems pretty chill now."

"I have no idea what to do, this is. Odd."

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

 Stormchaser 

-To Jacob-

You caught a Buzzwole?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.