ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Phoenix:...no.

-He slams through all the people in the doorway and books it down the hallway.-

Phoenix: Yo Larry couldja prepare a sludge bomb? I have a feeling she might pop up at any time.

-Phoenix jumps up and smashes another camera.-

Phoenix:...should probably still have Frank blasting these things. Come on.

-Frank appears and listens to Phoenix, then nods, focusing on blasting cameras ( but not before posing for them.)-

edited 8th Nov '17 6:53:13 PM by redneckphoenix

Somewhere in Alola

Daydre is playing around with her Switch she got offscreen somewhere when a message pops up onscreen. She reads through the whole thing before realizing that 1. the message doesn't seem to match the game she's currently playing and 2. the Switch shouldn't be able to get messages like this.

"... Normally I'd ignore this and say it was a trap. But..."

Rowan: -Peeking at the message over her shoulder- <.. But what? Please don't tell me you're going to->

"- Going to go, yes, I'm done with [Breath of the Wild] and I need something to fill the void okay-"

<-Whhhhhyyy? There are lots of other, better, safer things you could fill the void with! Things that aren't obviously traps!>

"I know but-"

Rowan sighs. <You're an adult, and can make your own decisions so I can't really stop you without injuring you, but please don't get yourself or us killed when we go, okay?>

"We?"

<Do you think I'm going to let you just leave all of us here and go by yourself? Yes, we.>

Daydre grins sheepishly and Rowan just sighs, resigned.

Mobius Airship, Men's Restroom

??? is shoved aside. His only response is to groan and throw out a pokeball, which releases a rather large Midday Lycanroc.

???: "I get the feeling I'm gonna get in trouble if this guy keeps running around, can you follow him and make him like.. Stop doing that, Luc?"

Luc: <.. Ah, okay.>

The Lycanroc takes off after Phoenix, while ??? follows behind him at a considerably slower jog.

edited 8th Nov '17 7:01:34 PM by Daydre

off the shits

Aurora: <Dangnabbit!>

-She runs outside and follows Phoenix, who's already being tailed by Gabrielle.-

Gabrielle: "Stop!"

Zelel: <Now.>

-An Absol pops out in front of Phoenix.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Phoenix: Absol-utely not. Sludge Bomb.

-Larry fires the prepped Sludge Bomb and begins charging another.-

Mobius Airship

Luc is clipped by the Sludge Bomb, but avoids it for the most part.

???: "Uhh do the fast rock thing! I think it's called Accelerock!"

Luc nods and drops into a crouch for a second, before launching towards Phoenix with the intent to knock him over.

off the shits

Phoenix:Ow fuck

-He's hit by the attack, but he gets back up and continues running.-

Phoenix:Augh, my back. Toxic Spikes.

-Larry launches sharp barbs out of his back, which cover the ground in the hall.-

Michael: <I hope you didn't forger about me!>

-He tries to pin Phoenix with a Quick Attack.-

-Aurora looks back at ???.-

Aurora: <Come here, Slowpoke! You too, Luc.>

-Gabrielle's already grabbed onto Aurora's arm.-

Gabrielle: "This is precisely why that first teleport disruptor was impractical."

-Somewhere else on the ship...-

Zelel: <I should compose a memo for Dr. Multiman once this man is apprehended. Clearly we must all review security protocols.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Mobius Airship

???: "Hey, I'm carrying something."

... Said something is a single cup of coffee. Which he takes a drink from and almost immediately spits out.

"Why the fuck is this salty?!" Nonetheless, he and Luc come over to Aurora.

edited 8th Nov '17 8:17:01 PM by Daydre

off the shits

???: <Oh, merde...>

Shaun: "Well that explains a lot."

Beowulf: <An impostor indeed! I shall not stand for this!>

Shaun: "Beowulf what are you doing?"

-Beowulf glares at the Zoroark.-

???: <Very well. Let us settle this like gentlemen.>

-Beowulf immediately tries a Disarming Voice.-

???: <You'll have to do better than that.>

-He Night Slashes Beowulf.-

Beowulf: <Ow...>

-Shaun sighs.-

---

Aurora: <One second...>

-She teleports everyone over the Toxic Spikes, putting them closer to Phoenix.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Nondescript Past

-Scarlette blinks and catches the keychain.-

Scarlette: This has been an exceedingly expedient application process. Not complaining, by all means, just surprised.

-as the Delibird destroys the hat, the Vivilon flaps out of it, trying to escape and take its    EVIL    elsewhere-

Buneary!Rufus: <...huh..? What happened..?>

Meowth That Is Not Unusually Tall: <Wait, if humanity falls back on humanity, why is it bad if we do? Lots of species have dependencies on others.>

Meowth That Is Not Unusually Fluffy: <YEAH! LEAVE US TO OUR BUSINESS, MAN!>

Rockruff That Is Of Average Weight: <I think he doesn't like it because it makes us fight.>

edited 8th Nov '17 9:01:24 PM by Tangent128

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

Mysterious Woman: <Oh man! We gotta catch that Vivillon!>

-she gets ready to leap for it...and then yawns-

Mysterious Woman: <...I'm very tired.>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Hau’oli Alleyway

Colton started petting the Rockruff of Average Weight, getting his “weak spots” especially. He knew where they were; he once was pet in those areas.

“He gets it,” he praised. “I’m mostly here to just keep your gangs off of each other’s throats. I don’t quite know how to make it so I can return here in five years and you two will be hunky-dory - especially with the invasive Yungoos - but just try to reach an understanding and I’m sure it’ll be fine.” He explained.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

-Phoenix gets tackled by Michael and sees Aurora teleport everyone over the spikes.-

Phoenix:Fuck.

...

...

Phoenix:... Only one thing I can do now...

-He puts his hands up.-

Phoenix:I surrender.

edited 9th Nov '17 3:28:07 AM by redneckphoenix

"Ok, clear a way!."

Admin D walks forward through the others and stops in front of Phoenix.

"Alright, shit for brains, who sent you?"

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

-The way is cleared.-

Michael: <How badly...?>

Aurora: ~Ya don't wanna see the break room.~

edited 9th Nov '17 4:55:49 AM by SwiftSeraph

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Phoenix: Me, Myself, and I. When the sky decided to have a stroke, I was on vacation. My sunbathing was ruined! I decided to come up to the foreboding airship and see if they knew anything.

"....Wrong airship. You picked the one I'm on."

D gives him a sharp in the gut.

"Take 'em to the brig."

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

Malie City

Delibird: "I've got it!"

-She jumps for the Vivillon and tries a Drill Peck-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Phoenix:...did you actually DO anything during the chase?

"I have faith in the capabilities of my underlings. An individual actin' on their own will never accomplish as much as a group of individuals workin' as a unit."

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

Phoenix: ...well, yeah, no shit, Sherlock. If you have more people to do more things, then of course more things will be done.

edited 9th Nov '17 8:28:28 AM by redneckphoenix

A Hawlucha in a white mask jumps onto Phoenix's back and puts him in a Master Lock. D casually lights a cigarette.

"You're late Santo. If this keeps up I'll start carryin' you around in a ball again."

"Now, as for you, I don't take kindly to people who aren't suppose to be here. Now I'm gonna have to spend the entire day thinkin' up an appropriate punishment for you."

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

Phoenix: What's with Nacho Libre over here? You'd better not fucking smash my backpack or you're going to get a lot more than what you bargained for, buddy.

"...Let's see what's in that backpack I guess."

He casually drops a pokeball, releasing a masked Incineroar.

"Rip it open, Kane."

Kane Shadow claws the backpacks straps. He takes it and rips it open.

GIVE ME YOUR FACE