ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Mondo: <Ngh- Aright, come on then!>

-Mondo and Sukuna-Hikona both shake of the Ominous feeling of the ghost attack, before the miniature Clefairy leaps at one of the birds, attempting to Wake-up Slap it's face-

Blitz: "Your mistress is being controlled...?"

Jubilife Cafe

Lillianna: Excellent. Give me a minute to deal with something, though. Away from anyone. I'll only be a moment.

-She quickly heads off toward somewhere that nobody relevant can hear her-

Valerie nods.

"The library works for me."

Jubilife

-Phosphora watches Lillianna go off on her own. She taps her chin.-

Somewhere Nobody Relevant Can Hear

-Lillianna looks around, then calls Zoe.-

Lillianna: Come on, pick up...

-After a few seconds, Zoe finally responds-

Zoe: Lilli! H-hi! Umm, uh, wh-what's up?

Lillianna: I'll be gone for longer than I'd planned. Is everything going well there?

-From the other side of the line, there is the distinct sound of something shattering, immediately followed by a panicked squeak-

Zoe: Y-yep! Totally fine! I-I'm just— I'm still getting used to the Aura armor thing your mom sent! How do they deal with having Aura naturally anyway, I can't even deal with this bulky thing...

-Lillianna gives an exasperated sigh-

Lillianna: If you say so. Just... be careful. I'd rather not let you be put into any sort of crisis that would be better suited for me. At least you belong in this timeline.

Zoe: Lilli, you're being hard on yourself again...

-Lillianna stays silent for a few moments before sighing-

Lillianna: Okay, fine. Still. Stay careful.

-She hangs up, then returns to the meeting place.-

Jubilife

Jastis: "Welcome back Lilly!"

-He looks about- "Okay, well now that we have our plan of action, we should go turn in for the night. Hotel rooms are on me~ Though I do have a queen sized bed in my room and I'm pretty lonely if anyone wants night cuddles~"

-He holds up a credit/debit card as he walks off towards the hotel-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Jubilife Cafe

Mystery Girl: We've still got unassigned people! That needs sorting before we can get started.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Jubilife Cafe

-Beat-

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Dane:Sooooo, we rooming in teams or-

-Dane gets a Mary brand dope slap-

o3~

Mary: >:|

Jubilife Cafe

-Once again, Celia is in Jastis's arms bridal-style immediately.-

Celia: Pick me~

-Lillianna looks at the mystery girl-

Lillianna: For the sake of equal groups, you're going with Phosphora.

-She crosses her arms-

Lillianna: Anyway, I'll handle my own rooming arrangements myself.

"I'll take you up on the room offer, but not your room." Valerie replies. "Been a while since I've slept on something other than Altaria fluffy though.

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Jubilife

Jastis: -He looks back at Lillianna- "Suit yourself. More money for meee-eee~"

-He leans his head in and nuzzles against Celia like an affectionate cat- "Oh was there ever any doubt~? Hey but I'm a tiny human we could probably fit in a third person if someone wannnts ittttt~"

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Jubilife

Phosphora: Actually, I'm pretty sure anyone not called for is, by default, on my team. We'll meet tomorrow, I'm guessing. Wow it got late fast. Haven't had that happen since the last time I was working on my jetpack...

Hearthome Gym

Etran: Eggshell, dark pulse!

-Dark energy surrounds eggshell, and is fired at Mismagius.-

Fantina: Mismagius, use the confuse ray!

-A sonic blast confuses Eggshell-

Eggshell is confused

Etran: Come on. It's weak. Let's end this. Dark pulse!

Eggshell fires another burst of dark energy at Mismagius. This time, Mismagius falls.

Fantina: Very impressive in honor of your skill, I present you with-

-Eggshell starts glowing-

Etran:Eggshell are you-?

-The glowing stops, and a Mandibuzz stands where the vullaby previously stood.-

Eggshell evolved into Mandibuzz!

Etran: How do you feel, Eggshell?

Eggshell:< I feel...better. Stronger. I remember you said I'd become stronger when we met. Thank you, Etran.>

Fantina: Magnificant! Now, before I forget, this is the relic badge.

-Fantina hands the badge to Etran-

Etran recieved the Relic Badge!

Fantina: I hope we meet again, trainer.

-Etran leaves the gym-

-Noelle is playing a particular game on her computer-

Lily: Oh hey is that Last Legend Episode 10? Awesome!

Lulu: -perks her ears up-

Noelle: Yep! They released it on PC recently and I decided it had been too long since I last played it.

Jenna: Why do you two nerds keep doing this instead of something constructive?

Lulu: <Shhh. This is the game that has the girl I'm named after, so I wanna watch.>

Noelle: Yeah, here's Yunie, and Lulu, and Rikku.

Yuna: ~Charming.~

Lily: Uh, if you're using a party of all the girls, why aren't you playing Ep 10 Part 2 instead?

Noelle: Well, I've got that too, but I want to play the original first. And besides, Lulu isn't a party member in part 2.

Jenna: ...Wait, that girl in the black with all the belts is who you named Lulu after, Lily?

Lily: Yeah.

Lulu: <Does she blow stuff up?>

Noelle: Totally.

Lulu: <Awesome. I like her already.>

Noelle: I know, right? I like her too.

Jenna: Is it because her boobs are huge?

-Noelle blushes a bit-

Noelle: Um... not just because of that.

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

=Somewhere in Sinnoh's Skies=

Zachary: "Come on, Bunby! Were the stops at Oreburgh City and Veilstone City for food and drinks necessary?"

Bunby: <A TRUE FIGHTER NEEDS TO STAY HYDRATED AND WELL-FED!! Anyways, don't worry! We're almost at Jubilife!>

Not Marlin: "NOT SO FAST!!"

Not Marlin reveals herself riding on her Honchkrow, startling Zachary

Zachary: "Y-You must be Not Marlin! H-How did you find me!? I thought you didn't know my face!"

Not Marlin: "That's right, but your little Gardevoir told me your name and my sneaky little Weavile placed a tracker on that parcel you're holding right now! So hand it to me right now!"

Zachary checks the parcel and notices the tracker under it, prompting him to remove it quickly before replying to Not Marlin

Zachary: "N-No! What you're doing is...wrong!"

Not Marlin: "Then we'll have to do this the HARD way...Honchrkow, Dark Pulse!"

Honchkrow charges up a powerful wave of dark energy in front of him and fires it at Bunby, Bunby attempts to dodge but the Dark Pulse hits her anyways, causing her to flinch and start falling towards the ground

Bunby: <WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ME AND GETTING HIT BY ATTACKS THAT KNOCK ME OUT OF THE AIR RECENTLY!?>

Honchkrow flies closer to Bunby and Not Marlin attempts to take the parcel from Zachary's hands, causing them both to struggle until they separate from their flying Pokemon

Zachary: "This ain't good, this ain't good, this ain't good!"

Not Marlin: "Honchkrow, over here!!"

Bunby: <Grrr....If i'm goin' out you're goin' out with ME!!>

Honchkrow attempts to fly towards her trainer but Bunby uses Giga Impact, charging up a lot of energy and then using it to slam into the Honchkrow with incredibly force, while at the same time exhausting her even more, meanwhile, the knockback from the move has caused the two bird Pokemon to get near the two trainers

Not Marlin: "Honchkrow, wake up right now or else we're gonna die!!"

The Honchkrow regains the strenght to fly and quickly takes off with his trainer

Zachary: "Oh Arceus, Bunby? Bunby, why did you do that!? Now look at you, you're all banged up and we're both gonna fall to the ground"

Bunby: <I'm sorry...I couldn't let him get the last hit, hehe....But I think I still have the strenght!>

Bunby attempts to fly away with Zachary, and while they do manage to stop most of their momentum and avoid a fatal crash, Bunby is too exhausted falls...

=Route 204=

''...On Route 204, startling many of the trainers and leaving them with some minor injuries, but still alive"

Zachary: "Oh my Arceus Bunby, that was awesome! Now rest in your Pokeball until I get to Jubilife City's Pokemon Center, you deserve it"

Bunby: <T-Thanks...>

Zachary calls Bunby back to her Pokeball and continues his path towards Jubilife City

Jubilife

-Celia looks around at the group. Lillianna has already left without another word.-

Celia: Going oooooonce, going twiiiiice...

Jubilife

-Jastis looks around in the opposite directs as Celia- "... Guess it's just us tonight! That's alright. Means more roooooom."

-He kicks open the door and leads the two off for a night of peaceful cuddling-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Jubilife

-Celia beams and flops into bed-

Celia: Soooooo what brings you and Mitsy here anyway?

Jubilife

-Jastis undoes all his clothes to reveal he's wearing Magnemite-print PJs underneath and flops into bed, arms and legs splayed as if he was considering trying to make a snowangel in the sheets-

"Honestly? We got here by accident. I borrowed some of my parent's device design ideas they based on auntie Dezi's work and I replaced on part of it with an easy-bake oven to see if it'd take me someplace delicious and we ended up back here. I'm gonna try to get it working again soon, but ... I think I wanna help out a little bit before I go. If I remember the stories right, things got really hard for dad close to the end of this so if I can make it easier... I will."

Spear Pillar

-Two heavily armored figures are here, kneeling, hands clasped as if in prayer-

???: "... Yes. It will be done."

-The more humanoid one stands up- "Come on, Cervantes, we have a job to do."

-The Lucario next to them stands up, nodding, and they depart-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Jubilife

Celia: Ooooooooh~

-She snuggles up close-

Celia: Way more heroic than my reasons.

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Jubilife Hotel

Jastis: -He laughs and tugs at his collar, where his tie usually is, and actually still is, as a matter of fact, aside from his tie, he's still wearing a pair of thin silk gloves and same colored shimmering silk socks, but what's relevant is that he tugs at his collar- "Yeah right. Me getting lost here is heroic. Not really but I like to think I'm being a dutiful little sidekick to our parents."

"Okay~ You're turn! Why are you here?"

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Jubilife

Celia: Weeeeell I sorta kinda accidentally used up my Jirachi wish when I found out Lilli's mom-dad-parent was super duper super gorgeous around this time.

-She gazes off into the distance-

Celia: They're just so dreamyyyyy... <3

-She snaps out of her trance-

Celia: But it was an accident I swear!

Jubilife Hotel

-Jastis rolls over to look at Celia-

-He gives her a long hard look-

-Then he laughs- "Sounds like you. Hey it's alright. If it's what you wanted right then it's what you wanted, isn't that what wishing is for?"

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Jubilife

-Fortunately, the falling rocket lands in a flower patch, damaging nothing but the flowers.-

Siobhan: -snatching the laptop off of the table.- "Gog, let's go get that rocket! The rest of you stay here and... uh... don't let anybody steal anything!"

A rather bored looking Barioth: ~Fascinating.~

-The pair fly off to retrieve the rocket.-

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Jubilife

-Celia giggles-

Celia: Heehee, yeah, it is. Prooooobably not the smartest wish to use, but hey, you all came back too so I'm not alone! And besides...

-Jastis can pretty much literally see the hearts in her eyes. Mostly because she's wearing heart-shaped colored contacts that she hasn't taken out yet.-

Celia: There's two of them now! So maybe Lilly can exist and I'll be able to woo one of those dreamboats! <3

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