Flori - Sergey's camp

Blitz: "Nah, I'm not too busy"

-Blitz's gaze drifted back to where he last saw the silhouette while he spent a few moments thinking of what to suggest-

"Well, for starters you might want to use a shower at the Pokecenter or a hotel for bathing. It's a little cold for just pulling a hose out And most soaps aren't very good things to get into the water outdoors"

-Blitz rubbed his chin as he started staring at Magnus-

"Fortunately you aren't one of those mons that aren't really hairy or furry, that always makes things more complicated. But you two might try making sure those... spike things-" -He pointed to the protrusion from the Gallade's chest, though was careful not to actually touch- "-are nice and shiny."

Flori, Sergey's Camp

You know, I'm currently trying to figure out what Magnus will like less, having to sit around as opposed to do something or being groomed polished and stuff, considering he normally thinks his erm... 'pure awesomeness' makes him look good enough

Sergey: "Got it, properly bath, polish his... well spikes."

Magnus continued to stare into nothingness as he imagined the whole situation.

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"

Eterna City

-!-

Jason:Something wrong Sen?

Senshi:<For some reason, I got the feeling someone suggested actually coming into contact with...well...>

-Points to his chest-horn-

Jason:...well then.

edited 31st Mar '16 1:22:26 PM by Skyzerk

Flori - Sergey's camp

-Blitz nodded, then paused-

Blitz: "Oh, wait. I almost forgot those can be, uh... sensitive..."

-He gave an awkward forced chuckle-

"...Maybe it's better to stick with good bathing for now"

Floaroma

There is a rather large pyre along with a bunch of forest mons standing around it chatting it up. Off to the side Des is talking on a phone.

"Nonono, thirty cases, not thirteen. And make sure they get here snappy."

He ends the call and turns to a group of Smeargle holding up a banner.

"I want it in green and black, not lime-green and black. Try again!"

The Smeargle collectively huff and walk away to make changes.

Des stops a Machoke that was wheeling a cooler full of drinks and grabs a beer. Make that several beers. He starts pouring them all into a massive stein.

"Who knew organizing a party was so stressful."

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

Eterna City

Jason:Alright, so the gym's there, the center's there. Well, they haven't moved any buildings around since I was here last.

-He stops in front of the statue of the Legendary-

Haven't cleaned you up much, have they.

<It lends to the antiquarian nature of it.>

Yeah, I suppose it d...huh?

-Jason feels something on his head-

-He does his best to look up-

-He finds a red beak in his face-

Jason:WOAH!

-He falls backward, and the beak, now identifiable as a Spearow, lands on the young man's stomach-

Spearow:<Tell me, did I frighten you?>

Jason:A...A little, yeah.

-Beat-

-The Spearow hops down and begins to waddle off-

Jason:Woah woah, hey now. You're just gonna hop off!

Spearow:<Si, that was my intention, signore>

Jason:Hm. I'm not sure I can let that stand! Let's go, Kengo!

-Out comes the Ralts.-

Kengo:<Hark! A beast!>

Spearow:<Hm, I a-see. Very well, I will show you that for a Spearow, I am non normale!>

A wild Italian Spearow appeared!

Oreburgh - near the gym

-A Natu has spent much of the day ~blipping~ about from various perches around Oreburgh and route 207 looking for a wild girl. She might be seen teleporting nearby with a plastic shopping bag in her beak whenever Ark gets near the gym-

edited 31st Mar '16 5:06:41 PM by BlitzTrain

Eterna City

-Kengo lets loose a Confusion, but it does little more than...ok, it did quarter health-

Jason:Hoo, hardy.

Spearow:<As I have said. I am not an average bird. My heritage makes me unique!>

-He spreads his wings wide as three orbs, one red, one blue, and one yellow, swirl around him-

<Now, face this, my special Tri Attack!>

-He sends the orbs at Kengo, who takes moderate damage-

Jason:-whistles-Niiiice. Flashy, exciting. Good personality. I like you! =D

Spearow:-takes a Critical Confusion-<Hm?>

-He finds himself bonked by an Ultra Ball-

-Wobble, wobble, wobble, click!-

-Jason goes to retrieve the ball-

Jason:Welcome aboard, Zeppeli.

Floaroma Town, Duniree's Room

-Dune and Deziree are both sitting in their room, cuddling. The two Nidoran eggs are sitting between them.-

Dune: Remember when we used to just cuddle? Not cuddle with eggs, or Cun, or strange devices that you make...

Deziree: Oh, whine whine whine. This is good bonding time!

Dune: I prefer bonding without impediments in between.

-*Twitch!*-

-Dune and Deziree blink.-

Dune: Did you...

Deziree: Feel that?

-Dune picks up his dark purple egg while Deziree takes her light purple egg. They both give simultaneous twitches. Selene walks in.-

Selene: Hm?

-She hops up onto the bed to get a closer look at the two eggs. They wiggle, squirm, and make teeny tiny chitter sounds.-

Selene: =D

-There's a chitter, chatter, rumble, pause, and... Pop!-

Selene: Eeeeeee~

-Two tiny, little purple creatures pop their heads out of their egg shells.-

Selene: Aaaaaaaaaw, look at them~

-The little Nidoran female looks over at Dune and gives a little, curious snuffle.-

Nidoran Female: *Snifflesniff*

-Meanwhile, a Nidoran male perks his big, radar-dish ears up and around. He looks at Deziree, and tilts his head.-

Nidoran Male: *Snerf?*

-Dune and Deziree both can't help but respond the same way.-

Dune & Deziree: ... D'aaaaaaaaaw.

-Selene, meanwhile...-

Selene: Eeee they're so cyoooooot~

-She picks up the pair out of their shells and cuddles them. The female panics slightly, while the male just looks confused.-

-Dune tilts his own head at Selene.-

Dune: Are... you sure you want to be doing that?

Selene: I feel like I'm about to pass out but that's the price of adorable cuddles!

-Dune calls for Satele while Deziree just looks incredibly bemused, Selene looks pale but please, the female Nidoran looks panicked, and the male Nidoran has no idea what's going on.-

Oreburg- Outside of Gym

-Ark is uncomfortable the whole way to the gym and generally sticks close to Phaz-

Ark: Why is it in a giant rock?

-Ark then tenses and looks around before focusing on the Natu-

Kiaran: <Yeah, that's been flipping out for a while.>

Ark: <Oi. You. Natu. What's your problem?>

edited 31st Mar '16 10:05:00 PM by Shadowhope

Oreburgh - In front of the Gym

Phaz: Well apparently it's because the champion is a Rock-based champion in a rocky city. Welp. If you ain't got anymore questions, ladies first !

Cynthia: <Such a gentleman... That's cute.>

Phaz: S-shut up Cynthia !

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

Oreburgh - In front of gym

-The Natu sets her bag down-

Down: <Don't remember me?>

-She chirps in amusement- <I suppose there was a lot going on after I teleported you last time. In any case, I'm just here to deliver something>

-Down does the natu equivilant of raising an eyebrow at Phaz and Cynthia, but otherwise ignores them for the moment-

<Unless you're too busy, of course>

-Inside the bag, if Ark were to look, is an evelope simply labled ARK, and a package with a cell phone in it-

Floaroma Town. past

-To Pyrrha and Kokone-

Missingo was super-powerful, that's how.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Oh dear, it's April 1st again! You know what THAT means...

Floaroma, from exactly 12:00 AM

- In the center of town there now seems to be a small forest of giant mushrooms and flowers in the center of which is a circular clearing lit be vibrantly colored paper lanterns from which wafts the aroma of freshly brewed tea, piping hot pastries, and the freshest of fruits.-

-In the center of the clearing sits about seven long wooden tables made with unmatching styles and materials that are covered by no less that 18 various table clothes of various sizes, shapes and patterns surrounded by about 70 chairs also of drastically different styles. To complete the chaotic image, the tables have been set for tea time for an apparently large group, although the none of the china or silver seem to go with each other. Beyond the hodgepodge diningware, the absurdly varied assortment of servingware is loaded with mounds of crumpets, tarts, breads with a variety of butters; tureens of fruit jams and jellies, jars of condiments and preserves; and about 80 teapots of the most eclectic assortment of patterns one could think of.-

-While there are many chairs, only eight seats are occupied. Tarrant Hightopp sits at the head of the table. Alice Kingsleigh sit to his right. And to his left sits Thackery Earwicket.-

-Mirana of Marmoreal sits next to Alice with Nivens McTwisp sitting in the chair to Mirana's right. On the table to Alice's immediate right sitting in on an overturned teacup is Absolem who is conversing with Mallymkun who is sitting on a spool of lavender thread.-

-In the two chairs to Thackery's left sits Tweedle Dee and then Tweedle Dum. Chessur floats above Bayard and his wife, Bielle, who sit to the Tweedles' left. And to the left of the two bloodhounds sits Humpty Dumpty. And finally, snoring behind Alice's chair is the Bandersnatch as Uilleam uses his right wing to try to muffle the sound as he walks by with a bowl of sugar cubes.-

-The group is happily talking to each other unaware - for the moment - that the change has taken place.-

PEFE Goldenrod

-Hertz has become The Phantom.-

-Mendel has become Yu Narukami.-

-Pearl becomes The Girl With Earphones.-

-Scissors has become Tatsuya Suou.-

-Kaguya becomes Maya Amano.-

Kaguya!Maya: Let's think positive! At least we're all our proper genders!

edited 1st Apr '16 1:17:03 AM by keys2tkingdom

Midnight, 1st of April

-He hadn't been sleeping. Of course he hadn't, you really think he'd be asleep when time ticks over onto the most metaphysically unsecure day of the year?-

Just hold still, concentrate... Let it all flow through...

-Wasn't just that, it was ththe potential of death in Psychescape, the potential of death in that Persona slip and the fuckin' Brass Cartel hunting him. The audience knows already-

-Hmph, well you're the one that... Hold up, what was that third one?-

Come on, you did it two years ago, I don't want to take the risk this time...

- ... ... ...-

-... You still there?-

Well... Nothing seems out of place... Did it work..?

- I shouldn't of told you that. I really shouldn't of. Ignore, I am derps, yep.-

-I... Who are you anyway and what are you doing in the narration plane?-

Guess there's only one way to find out. We wait.

- Oh dear, left the... Oven? Do narrators have ovens? I left the oven on, need to go. Ta! Wait! How... Uh... We... Who the frig was that?!-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Floaroma, past

Pyrrha: <Ohh...>

Kokone: <I take it... whatever Glitch you're currently facing can do that too?>

Floaroma

-Hajime wakes up with a yawn-

-A White Duskull-esque creature with a humanoid face floats over to him-

???: Good morning, Hajime. Are you ready for a day of looking for Yo-Kai?

Hajime: "..."

"...Wait, what?"

---

-Maggie likewise wakes up-

Maggie: "...Okay, let's see what's going on toda-"

-She checks and sees that things look very large-

Maggie: "Okay, that's kind of-"

-She looks down and notices that her lower body looks an awful lot like a Starly's-

Maggie: "...Alright, then..."

---

-ˈʃoʊltoʊ weɪks ʌp ænd lʊks əˈraʊnd-

ˈʃoʊltoʊ: <hm, ˈnʌθɪŋ simz tu bi ˈdɪfrənt...>

oʊld keɪv: <saʊndz laɪk wi gɑt ˈlʌki, hʌ?>

ˈʃoʊltoʊ: <wɪl si...>

edited 1st Apr '16 4:54:36 AM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Eterna City

-Cosmic strangeness causes strangeness in the whole of the world today. In particular, we shall focus on a few individual's-

-For on Jason's team, some quite strange changes have occurred.-

-Let us take a look, shall we?-

---

-First, when Senshi awoke this morning, he did not find the Gothitelle he fell asleep next to.-

-Instead, he finds a second Gardevoir!-

Senshi:<W-woah!>

-The second Gardevoir opens her eyes slowly-

<H-Hey! What happened to R-Rosa?!>

???<H...Huh? What do you mean?! Sen, I'm Rosa!>

Senshi:<Wait, what! But you're...>

-In his flailing, he ends up poking Rosa's chest horn.-

-Rosa squeaks!-

Rosa:<Kya~!>

Senshi:...

<Yep. That's your squeak sorry!>

.//////.

---

-Elsewhere, Crash yaaaawns and slowly wakes up himself-

-He raises his nubs to rub at his e...wait a minute.-

-Luxio don't have nub-y hands!-

Breloom!Crash:<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>

Floaroma

???: What do you mean, 'wait, what?' We've been doing this for a while now.

Hajime: "I mean... I've played [Yo-Kai Watch], yeah, but I didn't expect to see Whisper in my room..."

Whisper: Hm...

This sounds like the work of a Yo-Kai to me. You should start searching with your watch.

Hajime: "What wa-"

-He looks and sees that he is indeed wearing a Yo-Kai Watch-

Hajime: "...Well, I've got a good guess for how the rest of the day will go."

---

-Maggie has been trying for a bit and struggling to get up-

Maggie: "Nn... geex, it shouldn't be this hard to-"

-She suddenly realizes she still feels rather human-

Maggie: "Wait..."

-She pushes up on the head and it comes off like a costume-

-She comes out of the costume and observes that she's been shrunken down to fit inside a Starly-

Maggie: "...Well, guess even if I'm probably missing one JoJo today I'm still going to end up doing something JoJo-y..."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Since I've had a lot of writer's block lately, I've decided to have someone else write for me today! Well, actually, he wrote this a long time ago and I'm just using it now. But it's all good, probably! I guarantee this is a better direction than anything I'd come up with.

ACT I

SCENE I. A desert place.

-Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches-

First Witch

When shall we three meet again
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?

Second Witch

When the hurlyburly's done,
When the battle's lost and won.

Third Witch

That will be ere the set of sun.

First Witch

Where the place?

Second Witch

Upon the heath.

Third Witch

There to meet with Macbeth.

First Witch

I come, Graymalkin!

Second Witch

Paddock calls.

Third Witch

Anon.

ALL

Fair is foul, and foul is fair:
Hover through the fog and filthy air.

-Exeunt-

I'm done here.

Floaroma

-Hajime has been scanning the area, but found no nearby Yo-Kai-

Whisper: Strange... I was certain this'd be the work of Wazzat.

Hajime: "I... don't think so. I'm pretty sure I just happened to wake up with you here..."

Whisper: Well, just remember, if you need info on any Yo-Kai, I'm here to help.

Hajime: "Right."

"Hopefully I won't have to deal with any, though..."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

A Haunted Mansion, on the outskirts of Floaroma Town

-A green, purple, and blue van drives up in front of the mansion. It has the words "Investigation Van" emblazoned on the side. The back doors swing open, and a set of people (and a dog) jump out.-

-At the front of the group is a young man with short blonde hair, a well-rounded chest, and... an ascot? His clothes are mostly white and red, and if you've never seen a red pair of jeans before, well, try imagining it.-

Lumen: Oh my. Well, this is a little strange.-

-Behind him is a young woman with long hair dressed all in pink. Her stern countenance clashes horrendously with her extremely bright wardrobe and, oh, did I not mention, lime green hair.-

Candace: Ugh, how do humans deal with all this hair?!

-At the back are a tall, gangly looking man and a Stoutland. The human is dressed in tan and black shirts and pants, respectively, and has a horrible five o' clock shadow. His face is twisted up in a crocodile smile.-

-The Stoutland is just a Stoutland.-

Flanagan: Oi, any o' you tossers got any food on ye?

Cun Annwn: Rah, Ri'm rungry!

-The last one out of the van is a short little young woman. She's wearing a black sweater, black skirt, black kneesocks, black tennis shoes, and onyx earrings. Her teal blue hair covers a good deal of her face down to her nose, but the bottom edge of a pair of rather large glasses can be seen peaking out. Her teal hair also has a black streak in it. The girl sighs as she hefts a book that looks quite large, comparitively, under her arm.-

Satele: ... I can already tell I'm going to hate this.

Eterna City

-Mallory is here, exploring the city-

Mallory: It's not like it's been that long since we were here, Axiom.

Axiom: <But do you remember anything? No, you don't.>

Mallory: We're not lost.

Reticulate: <Yes we are.>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Eterna City

-The Amarin Twins, Diane, Lillianna, and Vierr have all ceased to be.-

-In their stead, a group of four people come into the city, fitting in yet out of place.-

Eterna Pokemon Center

-Skye bolts upright as she wakes up.-

Skye: ...Nothing... happened?

-She glances around, seeing Alyssa curled up asleep-

Skye: ...I guess we're safe... wait, where'd Diane go?

-She glances around, then starts to try to nudge Alyssa awake.-

Alyssa: <...nuuuuuuuu...>

Skye: Alyssa wake up we've gotta look for Diane it's April Fools and she's missing and who knows what happened to her aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Eterna Outskirts

-A kitty turned Breloom is running about.-

-Notably, his vocabulary seems to consist of much loud screams-

Crash:<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>

<FIRST A SKIITY NOW THIS! JUST LET ME BE A LUXIO DAMMIT!!>

-He can't exactly tell what mon he is, just that he is upright and has nubbly arms-

---

-Sen and Rosa are doing a strange pacing thing. Simultaneously-

Both:<What do we do what do we do, will Jason even tell us apart?>

Rosa:<Oh wait, yes he will!>

Senshi:<How?!>

-They stop and turn to each other.-

-Senshi's forehead happens to only come to Rosa's nose.-

Rosa:<Because yer so small!>

Senshi:<DON'T REMIND ME!>

-Ohhh boy. This one's new, guys ! Let's just try and see what will happen on him !-

Route 207

-Someone's sleeping in the grass as the sun rises-

Phaz: Oooooh boy... Where am i ? I don't feel well...

Route 207 ? How did i got here ?

I feel weird... Is there someone with me ?

Seems like noone here... Not even Ashley, Cynthia and Embry... Let's just try and find them...

Hmmm ? I feel like there's someone behind me... Dude, snap off of this...

Oh hi weird shape thingie dude miss maybe... I don't feel well today... Maybe come back later... Goodbye...

Ow... My head... I should find thoses three...

Concentrate a bit Phaz... They shouldn't be that far...

Uh ?... What's this ?... I see a white silhouette thing that resembles a Kirlia... Maybe it's Cynthia...

Hi Cynthia...

Cynthia: Hello miss. Have you seen a guy named Ray Phazya ?

Phaz: Uh ? Yes i have seen it cause it's - WAIT, MISS ?!

Cynthia: WAIT, PHAZ ?!

Phaz: I AIN'T A MISS, I'M A GUY CYNTHIA ! WHY DID YOU SAID THAT ?!

Cynthia: Well, look at you !

-Phaz was now a beautiful girl with brown eyes and green hair. 'She' was still dressed as 'she' was earlier, but adapted to 'her' new morphology, which includes, well, boobs. 'Her' hair was now long, almost going at waist lenght, and 'she' got an hair bang in front of 'her' right eye.-

Fem!Phaz: -looks down- this pleases the man.-looks to Cynthia- Say, i could tell you the same thing. What happened to you ?

- Cynthia has now the form of a 10 years old girl, with a white robe, lime hair with two red locks where the red protusions where. She gave Fem!Phaz a dubtious look, before looking down her to see what she had become-

Human!Cynthia: Woah ! Uhhh... This feels weird.

Fem!Phaz: Ha ! Say that to my face. I have no more depth perception and i'm a girl !

edited 1st Apr '16 7:12:12 AM by Phazya

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold