Mossdeep
Jack: I see.
So you from Hoenn?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Excess Express, Dining Car
-Crow notices the two-
Honchcrow: <Oh, hey, Cass. We did, yeah.>
Sundancer: <Oui. Mais je ne croyais pas que ce train se déplace sous-marin.>*
Neo-Illusion HQ
Kerberos: ~Kerberos. I'm Kerberos.~
~And I'm kind of new here too. Someone suggested I should talk to you about it?~
edited 31st Jul '15 12:11:01 PM by CorvusAtrox
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Bona-Fide Mastah
Mossdeep
Jason:Sinnoh, actually. Well, Johto-born, Sinnoh-raised.
Excess Express
Cass:<Nice place, eh?
Allouette:<Ah , vous parlez aussi Kalosian ?>
edited 31st Jul '15 12:21:05 PM by Skyzerk
Not A Lawyer
Neo-Illusion HQ
Mr Smith scratches the side of his head.
Mr Smith: Did they? I can't imagine why, unless you have a particular interest in public relations. Most of my staff were brought in from outside Neo-Illusion, so I've been trying to help them integrate with the aid of some innovative teambuilding exercises. I'll admit, results have been mixed so far, but I'm optimistic about our plans for the future.
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Duniree's Out-Of-Universe Vacation Spot
-Dune and Deziree are at the beach again. Deziree is playing with a strange purple cat that happened to walk up. Dune is taking a nap.-
Mossdeep
-The tent from yesterday looks to be almost finished.-
Excess Express, Dining Car
Sundancer: <Je suis de Forêt de Neuvartault. Pourquoi n'aurais-je pas le parler?>*
Honchcrow: <Yeah, it is.>
<Though, I do feel a bit...>
Neo-Illusion HQ
Kerberos: ~Mostly from outside, you said?~
~And... teambuilding exercises?~
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Bona-Fide Mastah
Excess Express
Cass:<Motion sick? A bit what?>
Allouette:<Je suis de Chemin Brun!>
Mossdeep
Jack: That's cool.
I'm from Unova, but I spent a lot of my childhood in Kanto.
edited 31st Jul '15 12:55:09 PM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Not A Lawyer
Neo-Illusion HQ
Mr Smith nods again.
Mr Smith: My employer was generous enough to provide me with the resources and personnel required to set up this department - and it's coming along very nicely, if I do say so myself. As for the teambuilding exercises, they're a mixture of entertaining yet informative activities intended to raise morale and promote synergy amongst the Neo-Illusion family! You probably heard about the giant Tyrantum incident a few days ago. Management got their knickers in a twist over that one, but I personally think it was a sterling example of company cooperation.
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Excess Express, Dining Car
Sundancer: <Ah. Il y a un Scalpion sur notre équipe qui est de quelque part près de là.>*
Honchcrow: <Well, this is all well and good, but with Gogie nearly leaving the team makes me feel like me being gone as long as I have is taking a toll.>
Sundancer: <Il est sa décision, non? En tout cas, il a dit que le travail était saisonnier.>*
Honchcrow: <Ouais, mais...>
Neo-Illusion HQ
Kerberos: ~I've heard some people talking about it, but that was before I joined.~
~Can't say it didn't sound interesting, though.~
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Not A Lawyer
Neo-Illusion HQ
Mr Smith claps his hands together.
Mr Smith: Exactly! It was interesting. I like to think that's what sets us here at Neo-Illusion apart from our competitors - we're unpredictable and unconventional. We think outside the box instead of just following the Evil Team Textbook. I have something similar in mind for our next exercise, actually. All I need to do is find out where I can get hold of a mecha Tyrantiar...
edited 31st Jul '15 1:32:27 PM by Herbert40k
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Bona-Fide Mastah
Excess Express
Alouette:<Vraiment? Magnifique!>
Cass:<Ah. I see.>
-Siiiiip-
<So, dat next crystal star thingie is at da end of da line?>
Allouette:<Seems too easy, non?>
Mossdeep
Jason:Eh, Kanto's nice. I prefer Johto though.
-Shrug-
So, what've you been up to, training?
edited 31st Jul '15 1:45:33 PM by Skyzerk
Mossdeep
Jack: Yeah, a bit.
Gotta keep everyone in shape in case something happens again.
Others rely on me now; I don't want to let any of them down.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Neo-Illusion HQ
Kerberos: ~Huh.~
~Well, I'll know what to look out for in the coming days, then.~
Excess Express, Dining Car
Honchcrow: <Yeah... Apparently that Maggie girl said something about danger, but I'm kind of hoping this goes by with relatively no hitches.>
Sundancer: <Je aussi.>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Not A Lawyer
Neo-Illusion HQ
Mr Smith turns back to the massive pile of files on his desk.
Mr Smith: So, was there anything else you wanted? I'm afraid there's not much I can do about your relative inexperience at present - I'd have my secretary give you the orientation presentation, but Janis is still out running errands and I can't for the life of me figure out this new-fangled operating system all the computers run on. What was wrong with version number 8, exactly?
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Bona-Fide Mastah
Mossdeep
Jason:Heh...I know the feeling...
-beat-
How about a battle then, eh?
Excess Express
Cass:<Aye.>
Alouette:-nodnods-
Neo-Illusion HQ
Kerberos: ~Hm... That's too bad.~
~Anyway, I'm not much of a computer personm, so I don't really know my way around it either.~
~But I am curious about something... you said most of your employees came from somewhere else?~
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Mossdeep
Jack: Um, okay.
Three on three?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Not A Lawyer
Neo-Illusion HQ
Mr Smith nods without looking back at Kerberos.
Mr Smith: That they do. Not any one place in particular, mind. My employer casts a wide net when searching for talent. Diversity is very important to us, and so we recruit employees from all backgrounds and cultures as long as they have the can-do spirit that's come to exemplify our company ethos.
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Neo-Illusion HQ
Kerberos: ~Your employer?~
~You mean Galvantula Girl, as some call her?~
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Not A Lawyer
Neo-Illusion HQ
Mr Smith shakes his head vigorously.
Mr Smith: No no no, my other employer. You might say I'm merely on loan to Alys. Though "Galvantula Girl" is certainly an amusing nickname. I might just have to use it in my next company-wide memo. It'll help to create the informal, friendly atmosphere I'm hoping to cultivate here in the office.
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Neo-Illusion HQ
Kerberos: ~Well, good I could help you.~
~I'm kinda curious about your other employer, but I'm not gonna ask you anything if you'd rather not talk about them.~
edited 31st Jul '15 2:49:51 PM by CorvusAtrox
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Not A Lawyer
Neo-Illusion HQ
Mr Smith turns to Kerberos and smiles at them in his typically artificial manner.
Mr Smith: All you need to know about my employer is that their cheques are like bricks: they don't bounce.
He thinks for a moment.
Mr Smith: ...Unless you drop them on a trampoline, that is. Now that I think about it that simile worked a lot better in my head. Still, the point is that there's a lot of opportunities on offer for an enterprising go-getter ready to grab them with both hands.
edited 31st Jul '15 3:10:55 PM by Herbert40k
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Neo-Illusion HQ
Kerberos: ~Sounds like my curiosity wasn't unfounded, then.~
~Hm... I should probably be heading out, but I'd be interested in talking again sometime in the future.~
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Neo-Illusion HQ
Mr Smith nods at Kerberos. If he considers anything about his guest to be odd, he doesn't show it.
Mr Smith: That would be me. Sadly, my lovely secretary is out of the office at the moment, so I have to handle all the busywork myself. I can't complain, though. It's like I've always said, hard work is the food of the soul! Anyway, I'm fairly new here, so I haven't quite learnt everybody's name yet. You are...?
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.